Okay, so last night my brother and I were talking while playing Lego Lord of the Rings on the Wii. He asked why teens act the way they do, and I thought 'because we as teenagers are strange and weird.' I was going to say 'because they're weird', but instead I said, "Because teenagers are real'! And we all burst out laughing! Okay, so here's how it went.

Me: Teenagers are real!

Brother: Oh, really? I didn't know that! *sarcasm*

Me: *laughing hysterically while trying to speak* I-I meant ... weird! Not real!

Darth Vader: Sugar high?

Me: For once, no. I was just really really tired!

Darth Vader: Then why weren't you in bed.

Me: Because I didn't want to go to bed. But I ended up going to bed shortly after, but then the dog woke me up and kept scratching at my arm because she wanted to be pet.

Darth Vader: You know what I would do to her?

Me: You would probably choke her. I just stuck my arms under the covers and she eventually went to sleep at my feet. Anyways.... yeah. Just wanted to tell you all the important news.

     BREAKING NEWS: TEENAGERS ARE REAL!

Darth Vader: Sadly.

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