Me: HI GUYS! GUESS WHAT?!?!

Darth Vader: Oh no.

Luke: What am I guessing?

Me: I GOT SODA! 44 OUNCES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Yoda: Run, we must. Hmm?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That would be our best option.

*Everyone runs*

Me: Chewy! They're gone! The TV's ours!!!!

Chewbacca: *enters the living room and sits on the couch*

Me: Wait, sit on the blanket! My mom won't like coming home to a couch covered in Wookie hair; no offense.

Chewbacca: *shrugs* (his way of letting me know that no offense it taken)

Me: *puts blanket on the couch and sits next to Chewy* Have you ever seen Indiana Jones?