The 10th Doctor: *suddenly appears and sees Elisabeth sitting on the couch watching TV* Hey, Lissy! What's up?

Me: *sighs* Nothing. I'm bored.

Doctor: Where's Darth Vader? *looks at TV* You two usually watch Batman: The Dark Knight (I really did watch the Dark Knight Trilogy all in one day! XP) together. He sure likes that Joker.

Me: Yeah. *shudders* That guy gives me the creeps. I hate clowns! But I sure do love Batman! He's my favorite DC hero! Of course, he's the only one from DC I've ever seen beside Superman but I don't remember Superman. Oh, and to your first question, Darth Vader's in anger management today.

~At Anger Management~

Darth Vader: *chokes the anger management teacher person* You have angered me for the last time.

~Back To The Doctor And Lissy~

Doctor: *light bulb* Brilliant!

Me: *confused* What is?

Doctor: Lissy, I know what we're gonna do today! *looks around* Hey, where's Sherlock?

Me: He's been busy lately. I've not seen him in awhile. Anyways, what are we doing?

Doctor: It's a surprise! *turns and points at his blue box* To the T.A.R.D.I.S!

*Lissy and Doctor go into the T.A.R.D.I.S*

Me: *holds on to railing as T.A.R.D.I.S takes off* Where are we going, Doctor?

Doctor: First, we're going to pick up a few friends. Then we're going to a certain place that is thought to be fictional.

Me: Sounds fun!

Doctor: Allons-y!

*The T.A.R.D.I.S soon lands and the two exit*

Me: Is this...

Doctor: The gate room in Cheyenne Mountain? Yes, yes it is.

Me: Ah. Cool.

Doctor: Isn't it? *looks over at the doors as Jack O'Neill and Teal'c enter the room* Ah, hello Colonel!

Jack: What are you doing here? You can't just pop up out of nowhere whenever!"

Me: He does it all the time. *nods at Teal'c* Hey Teal'c.

Teal'c: Greetings, Elisabeth.

Doctor: Anyways, I'm going to... *looks at Lissy before whispering to Jack O'Neill*

Me: *taps foot*

Jack: *glances at me before whispering again*

Me: *sighs*

Teal'c: *Stands there*

Jack: Alright. I'll get the rest of the team. We'll meet you in the T.A.R.D.I.S.

Doctor: Brilliant! *goes back to T.A.R.D.I.S* C'mon Lissy!

Me: *follows him into the T.A.R.D.I.S* So... when do I get to find out where we're going?

Doctor: When we get there!

*Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Sam Carter and Daniel Jackson walk into the T.A.R.D.I.S*

Doctor: *flips some switches* Everyone hang on! *pulls a lever and grabs the railing* Allons-y!

Everyone: *hangs on*

Doctor: *pulls a lever and grabs the railing* Allons-y!

*T.A.R.D.I.S stops moving and lands*

Doctor: *opens the door, revealing a large room and a creepy clown man* Hmm... I didn't mean to come here. It was supposed to be after this took place.

Me: WE'RE IN GOTHAM?! AWESOME! Although, as I've mentioned before, I hate clowns and the Joker scares me... I'm not so sure I wanna go out there!

Joker: *looks at them* You in the blue box! All of you, get out of there!

*Everyone in the T.A.R.D.I.S gets out*

*Awhile later the Joker goes up to Rachel and starts talking*

Joker: You got a bit of fight in you. I like that.

*Suddenly a deep deep dark voice sounded* Then you'll love me.

*Batman starts fighting all these people and then jumps out a window after Rachel. The Joker turns back to The Doctor and the others*

Joker: How'd you get here?

Me: I don't think it'd be a good idea telling you that.

Joker: Don't make me carve a smile on that pretty face.

Darth Vader: *suddenly appears* No need. She's already smiling too much.

I: *suddenly appears* Yes, yes we are!

We: Yup! But isn't it is instead of are?

You: I'm pretty sure it is. Oh, and Darthy, there's no such thing as smiling too much!

Darth Vader: Yes, there is.

Me: So how was anger management?

Darth Vader: Fine.

Eruwaedhiel: *suddenly appears with Legolas* Meaning he choked someone.

Darth Vader: How would you know?

Lissy: *appears* Because had you not you wouldn't have said anything or would have said that it was awful.

Joker: This is no time for you to talk! I'm the only one talking right now!

I: Actually you're not. We've been talking just now.

We: I've actually only said one- oh... you meant we as in all of us. Gotcha.

Me: So this is Gotham. Cool! I'm in a fictional city!

Us: I'm a bit freaked out by the Joker though...

I: Yes I am. But didn't you mean I is? Oh wait you meant-

Sherlock: *suddenly appears* I have no idea what you are talking about, but I got the feeling you were being annoying, so shut up! *disappears*

Everyone: O_O

Me: Okay then...

Batman: *appears* How did I get here?

Me: That was weird. This didn't happen in the movie!

Perry the Platypus: *appears*

Doctor: Neither did that...

Lissy: No! We're messing up time! We must go back before we mess everything up! If we don't, Batman could die!

Joker: Could he now?

Eruwaedhiel: Not a chance. Batman? Dying? No.

Joker: *gets into T.A.R.D.I.S and leaves*

Doctor: Well, that's not good.

Perry the Platypus: *chatters*

~In a Galaxy Far, Far Away~

Yoda: I sense a disturbance in the force.

~In Middle-Earth~

Smaug wasn't killed and ended up killing the dwarves because of the Joker in the T.A.R.D.I.S

Bilbo: What have they done?

~Cheyenne Mountain~

Goa'uld: *take over Earth*

~Atlantis~

Wraith: *destroys Atlantis*

~Back to Gotham~

Me: I agree, Perry. Something is seriously wrong.

Time: *explodes*

~In Lissy's Living room~

Doctor: And that is what would happen if we traveled to Gotham during the time when the Joker is terrorizing people!

Me: How can you possibly anticipate that?

Doctor: Because it's already happened.

Me: O_O