Journey to the Center of the Brain

Darth Vader: What's with the title?

Me: *shrugs* No idea.

Lissy: I don't know...

I: I don't know either...

Me: STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, I! IT'S CREEPY!!

I: But... my name is I. It's kind of difficult to-

Me: *crosses arms across chest and turns away from I* Always with the lame excuses. Ugh!

I: :'(

You: Will you stop that, Me!? I's sensitive!

Lissy: Yeah! Hmm... so I is the sensitive side of me... would Me be the bully side of me? *gasp*

Darth Vader: So who's your evil side?

Me: That would be Death.

Darth Vader: *gulp*

Lissy: You know her?

Darth Vader: *nods*

Lissy: Where from? I don't remember you meeting her...

Darth Vader: Uh... *thinks back to the chapter Darth Vader And Death*

Me: *reads his mind* Oh! Yeah... Death likes to invade dreams. She's a creep...

Lissy: STALKER!!

Me: Yeah! That's a great way to describe her!

Lissy: No, really! Look! It's Stalker!!

Stalker: *waves with a very creepy smile* The Doctor will be here in five...four...three...two...one.

*TARDIS materializes in front of everyone and the Eleventh Doctor walks out*

Everyone: *looks at Stalker* O_O

Stalker: He...he...he... *disappears*

I: I know everyone around here appears and disappears... but the way Stalker does it is just creepy...

Darth Vader: When is someone going to tell me why this chapter is titled Journey to the Center of the Brain?

GodismyDD: *freaked out*

Lissy: Why are you freaked out?

GodismyDD: I just had this major déjà vu moment... as if I've seen myself make Vader say that before... the words being exactly where they're at...

Lissy: Creepy!

GodismyDD: Very... sometimes with those moments I dream them and then they actually happen.

Lissy: Whoa... THAT'S AWESOME!!! And a little creepy. Do all of your dreams come to be?

GodismyDD: Oh, no, not at all! Very few of them have, and that's a good thing. *far away look in her eye* I sssssooooooo don't want to be chased through the woods by a giant orange Sasquatch... *shudders then disappears*

Me: Uhh... what was that all about?

Lissy: I'm not sure... Anyways! Doctor, what's up with the title?

Doctor: You'll see! Everyone, get into the TARDIS! *walks back into the TARDIS*

Everyone: *follows him into the TARDIS and holds onto the rail as they take off*

TARDIS: *lands*

Doctor: Geronimo! *runs out of the TARDIS* Ha, this is so weird!

Everyone: *walks out then gapes*

GodismyDD: *suddenly appears* What are you doing in my brain!?

Doctor: *shrugs* I was bored and curious as to whether or not I could travel to a brain in your fictional world.

Darth Vader: Um... you're brain looks a lot like... file drawers in a large bedroom...

GodismyDD: Only because I want it to. There are also three floors. You're on the first one.

TARDIS: *disappears*

Doctor: Hey, where's my TARDIS?

GodismyDD: She went to the top floor. But she's hidden and says she won't show herself until- *looks up* Until what? What!? Why!?

Darth Vader: What?

Doctor: She wants us to go through the files.

Me: Why..?

Doctor: *shrugs* No idea! Let's play along!

GodismyDD: Okay... but stay out of the restricted areas.

*Tenth Doctor appears*

Ten: Hmm... how'd I get here?

Eleven: No idea.

*Ninth Doctor appears with Rose*

Nine: Well now, how do you like that?

Rose: Where are we?

Nine: I believe we're in Lissy's brain!

Rose: We're in someone's brain? *looks around* It doesn't look like a brain...

Ten: Wellll... actually it does. She's just making it look however she wants it to.

Rose: Who are you?

Ten: *smiles, but there's a sad glimmer in his eye* I'm the Doctor.

Rose: *looks in awe and confusion at Nine then Ten* The... the Doctor? But how-

Eleven: I'm sure you'll find out in the future.

Rose: And who are you?

Eleven: *smiles and looks like he's gonna laugh* The Doctor.

Rose: *looks around at the three* Well, where am I?

Ten: *eyes sadden*

Eleven: You're home today. *technically not a lie; he thinks*

Rose: *nods slowly*

Nine: *looks Ten over* What's with the hair?

Ten: What do you mean? What's wrong with it?

Eleven: Too... spiky.

Nine: Agreed...

Ten: Well I happen to like my hair just the way it is. In fact, when it was time for me to regenerate again, I regenerated back into this form. Loved the hair too much.

Nine: *speechless*

Eleven: *laughs* I remember that. I wasn't ready to go.

Rose: Regenerate?

Eleven: You'll find out. Anyways... let's get going. Won't find the TARDIS or get out of here until we play her game.

Ten: Game? What's she up to now?

Eleven: We have to look through some of these files.

Nine: Why's she mad at GodismyDD this time?

Eleven: *shrugs* Who knows?

Anakin: *appears* I won't object. I've always wanted to know what this girl thinks about all day.

Rose: *points to a dry erase board* How's that thing writing on its own?

Ten: It's not. Those are GodismyDD's thoughts.

Rose: She thinks about Star Wars a lot.

Dry Erase Board: Hmm... what should happen here next? Eh, I'll just keep writing. Hey! Instead if 'just keep swimming'... Just keep writing, just keep writing, all you gotta do is write, write, oh ho how I love Star Wars- wait, what? Ugh, thinking about too many things at once again... General Grievous is awesome. I wish they'd make a movie about his backstory... welp! Guess that's why I've decided to write that fanfiction! I need to get back to that... been too obsessed with Star Wars, Rp and Clones... Shut up, Lissy! You're thoughts are being invaded...

Anakin: She's a strange one.

Fives: *appears* But that's what makes her Lissy.

Darth Vader: It'd be Ood if she wasn't crazy.

Rose: *looks over at Vader* Did you just say... Ood?

Darth Vader: Uh...

Anakin: Yup. Apparently future me becomes quite the Whovian.

Rose: Whovian?

Me: Yeah. In realty there's a show called Doctor Who. All about the Doctor!!

Eleven: *rushes over to a file drawer and opens it* Ooh... fictional crushes!

Lissy: *laughs at him* You're so childish!

Eleven: Yes, and you love it.

Lissy: Can't deny that.

Eleven: *looking through the files* Oooohhhh.... Padme would be jealous...

Anakin: *looks up, surprised* What? I'm one of her fictional crushes?

Eleven: Apparently.

Anakin: Let me see that. *goes through the files with Eleven: Ha, Obi-Wan!

Eleven: And here's... Fives!?

Fives: Huh..? *not knowing what to say*

Anakin: Yeah! You're one of her fictional crushes! *holds up file that has picture of Fives plus some information about him on it*

Eleven: Who's... Driften?

Dry Erase Board: Nothing! He's no one! Ugh! Why didn't I keep those in the restricted area!!!?

Anakin: Well... he's definitely someone. *reads file* Ah, he's a Clone... from her RP... owned by one of her friends, ARC_Trooper_Fives.

Eleven: Ha! As her character fell in love in him, she did!

GodismyDD: *appears, red in the face* Okay! You can put that one away now!

Anakin: *snickers*

Eleven: *laughs* Alright, we'll put it back now. *grabs another one* Hmm... someone has a HUGE crush on Ten!

Ten: On me? Let me see that. *takes file from Eleven* Oh, she does! *looks at GodismyDD with a slight smirk* It's the hair, isn't it?

GodismyDD: *blushes even more*

Dry Erase Board: Yes! It totally is the hair!! And those dreamy chocolate brown eyes that you could just stare into forever and get lost in... *continues fangirling*

GodismyDD: *quickly disappears*

Eleven: Ah! Here's Legolas!

Darth Vader: Duh. Can we move on now?

Anakin: Hey! Here's Batman!

Darth Vader: She has a crush on my enemy?

Ten: *joins Anakin and Eleven* Yep. And Spiderman. And Daredevil!

Anakin: Oh! I found Thorin, Kili and Fili!

Eleven: Haha! She has so many fictional crushes... so many more than real ones. There's only one real one in here. It's-

GodismyDD: *snatches file* Don't you even! *puts file in restricted area before disappearing*

Anakin: Did you see what it said?

Eleven: Yep.

Anakin: ...Well, who was it?

Eleven: Can't say, that'd be mean! *moves  to different files* Hey! Here's her OCs! *reads through them* Ah! Here's Rebekah!

Nine: Rebekah... the other Time-Lord?

Ten: *looks at file* Yep, that's her. *jaw drops when he sees what she is* She's-

Eleven: Don't say it! Nine doesn't know yet. And you weren't supposed to; yet.

Me: Let's move on. Hey, what about her absolute favorite characters from any movie or TV show?

Anakin: I guess. *looks through that file drawer* Darth Vader is the very first character in this file! Wow... she's obsessed with you...

Darth Vader: *sighs* I know.

Ten: And General Grievous! She's liked these two villains since she was really little...

Anakin: Here's Fives and I again. Ah, and Captain Rex and Commander Cody. And Echo... and all of Fives' squad. And... Jar Jar?

Eleven: Oh, she's liked him ever since she was six. Not before Vader though. Ah! Here's R2-D2! And Master Yoda, and C-3PO, and Leia and Padme. Kenobi, Qui-Gon...

Ten: Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales.

Eleven: Ah, I love VeggieTales!

Nine: Why doesn't that surprise me?

Anakin: Perry the Platypus.

Darth Vader: Are we moving on soon?

Eleven: Oh, right. *moves on to the second floor and looks through another file up there*

GodismyDD: *appears again* The TARDIS says you guys have looked through enough files now. She's on the third 'floor'. Hard to miss. *disappears*

Darth Vader: Let's get out of here.

Eleven: Wow... here's everything she knows about animals! Did you know that a female platypus sweats milk!? And the male platypi have poisonous ankle barbs!

Ten: You already know that from Phineas and Ferb.

Nine: And how did you know that he knew?

Ten: Because I've seen Phineas and Ferb before. I absolutely love the episode with the superheroes and the shed that's bigger on the inside. As Ferb said, 'Just a bit of British technology'. Brilliant!

Eleven: *laughs* Agreed! Yes, I did already know that; but I didn't know this bit. *hands file to Ten*

Ten: *reads aloud* The platypus's venom is so strong/painful or whatever that morphine doesn't even help with the pain; and no cure or antivenom has been developed. Wow! Wouldn't wanna get stung by one of those! *hands file back to Eleven*

Eleven: *puts file away and pulls another out* Hmm, Octopi have three hearts. She learned that one from Finding Dory. *puts that away and pulls out another* Tigers can eat sixty pounds of pork in one sitting!? No wonder some of them are so fat!

Dry Erase Board: *singing* A whole new world, a new fantastic- *cuts herself off* Ha! Fantastic. Reminds me of Nine every time! *sighs* I love Doctor Who. *more singing* God is on the move, on the move, hallelujah, God is on the move in many mighty ways... *three other sings play in head with that one*

Nine: She gets songs stuck in her head so easily.

Dry Erase Board: Be prepared! *stops singing* Yeah, Lissy, you should've been prepared for this. Learn to guard your thoughts from anyone who happens to travel to your brain! Ugh!

Anakin: Hey, look, there's a file with all of her emotions. Red is for the emotions she's not feeling, and green is for the ones she is. *looks through them and frowns* Why's she feeling sad?

Dry Erase Board: I'm so confused!!!!!

Darth Vader: She's like this a lot sometimes. Especially when the winter turns into spring. When she thinks about her childhood memories, she just... feels that way. Sometimes it's a feeling that she can't even explain and doesn't even understand.

Ten: That would indeed be awful.

Anakin: Yeah. But, one of her imaginary friends/OCs is with her now. He's making her feel a bit better.

Nine: Who is it?

Anakin: A clone named Courage.

Eleven: Well, let's get going. *goes to third floor*

Everyone: *follows*

Dry Erase Board: Hmm, I feel better now! It must be this song... John Williams Is The Man!! STAR WARS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anakin: And there she is.

Rose: Wow... it looks like a fictional unicorn world up here.

Ten: Yep. Some of her happier moments, I suppose. Hey, look! An allicorn!

Eleven: Ah, here's the TARDIS! *walks in*

Everyone: *follows*

TARDIS: *de-materializes then re-materializes in GodismyDD's living room*

Everyone: *walks out*

Darth Vader: This chapter seemed a bit pointless.

Eleven: *shrugs* It was still kind of interesting.

Ten: And at least it wasn't another tag.

Darth Vader: Very true.

GodismyDD: *talking to Courage. Looks up at the others* Hola!

Anakin: Hey.

Darth Vader: *nods*

Me: I'm a bit bored now.

GodismyDD: Yeah. Not sure where to go with this. Sssssooooooo... *turns on TV and watched Doctor Who*

Darth Vader: Now we're talking.

Everyone: *sits down on the couches, chair, arms of the couches and chairs, even on the floor, and watched Doctor Who*


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