Fangirl Alert!
The Tenth Doctor: *parks TARDIS in Lissy's living room and walks out*
Darth Vader: *turns to the Doctor* I'd be careful if I were you. Lissy's having another 'fangirl attack'.
The Doctor: Ah, another one? Wonder what it's about this time.
Darth Vader: Star Wars: Rogue One; also known as Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
Doctor Who: Ah, yes, that one. I was wondering when she'd start fangirling about that one. The trailer does look really good.
Lissy: EEEEEEEEK!!!!! I died when I saw Darth Vader!!!!! He better be in it at least a lot-ish or I'll be upset though. It better not be a short scene like Luke had in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Darth Vader: They better get my voice and personality right. Disney worries me.
Lissy: Yeah... the whole Disney owning Star Wars thing makes me nervous... they better get everything right!
The Doctor: I've heard that Disney may remake the first three because- apparently- Star Wars fans don't like them.
Lissy: What!? I absolutely LOVE them the way they are! I wouldn't want a remake of any of them! They'd probably only mess them up. *crosses arms*
Darth Vader: Agreed. They'd probably end up making Jar Jar the evil Sith Lord everyone seems to think he is- which is stupid.
Lissy and The Doctor: Agreed.
Lissy: But anyways, back to Rogue One. EEEEEEEK!
Darth Vader: (-_-) Is that all you're going to do until you see the movie?
Lissy: I dunno. Maybe. All I can think of right now is you!!!!!! Eeek!!!! My favorite character is back!!!!!
Darth Vader: Technically you're only traveling back in time to find out what happened in between the third and fourth movies.
Lissy: Yeah... but still! I never thought I'd see Darthy in any Star Wars movie ever again! I'm so glad I was wrong! Well, at the moment. I won't be glad if they totally mess it up.
The Doctor: Neither will I.
Lissy: You like Star Wars, Doctor?
The Doctor: Of course I do! They're the world's greatest classics in my opinion.
Lissy: You're one of my new best friends, Doctor!
The Doctor: I believe we have already been best friends for quite awhile now. All my life, actually.
Darth Vader: All your life?
The Doctor: Yep. Lissy knew my parents.
Lissy: Yeah... I'm old...
Darth Vader: You act much younger than you are.
Lissy: Yeah... I know... Awww! My cat's being so adorable right now!
Darth Vader: You always say that.
Lissy: Yeah. Because it's true. He's adorable.
The Doctor: I've never met a cat like yours. He's so nice; and surprisingly soft. A year old and still seems to have his kitten fur.
Lissy: Mr. Little Fluffy Paws!
Darth Vader: Are you two going to talk about the cat the rest of this chapter? If so, then I'm leaving.
Lissy: Sorry. I'll stop now. So Doctor, what brings you here?
The Doctor: Ah, yes. I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to see the first Thanksgiving. I know, I'm a few days late, but I was busy.
Lissy: Ooh! Of course I would! *turns to Vader* Do you want to come, Darthy?
Darth Vader: *shakes his head* With you gone the house will be quiet. I'm not sure when I last got some complete silence.
Lissy: Alright, suit yourself! *turns to Doctor* Allons-y! *runs into the TARDIS*
The Doctor: Hey, that's my line! You can't just steal me line! *Follows after Lissy*
Lissy: Well, I just did!
*TARDIS leaves*
Darth Vader: *sits down on the couch in silence*
Cat: *climbs into his lap and curls up into a ball*
Darth Vader: *pets him*
Cat: *purrs*
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