*Lissy, Me, Myself, I, You, Yourself, We, Darth Vader and Yoda are watching Doctor Who in Lissy's living room. Lissy is on Wattpad.*

Lissy: Hmm, how Ood.

Darth Vader: *pauses Doctor Who* You complain about your siblings never shutting up during a show or movie, but you're just as bad.

Lissy: *crosses arms* Am not! This is only the second time I've said something the entire episode!

Me: What were you saying was Ood?

Lissy: Oh, my first tag ever was published in a Middle-Earth fanfiction of mine, Thranduil and Legolas Short Stories. And it's before I was super duper random... though still random. Well, the tag thing wasn't as random. Actually, I wasn't even 100% sure what a tag was at that point and time...

Darth Vader: Which is odd, because it seems that all we do now is tags.

You: Very strange indeed. Oh, I has a brilliant story for Ask Star Wars Characters!

I: Actually, it would be have, not had, and I thought I came up with- oh... never mind.

Lissy: What's your idea?

I: Actually, it's your brothers.

Lissy: Uh-oh.

I: No, it's a good one this time! He said, 'Imagine if General Grievous, in his free time, did elegant and graceful ice-skating?'! That would be so hilarious...

Lissy: *bursts out laughing* General Grievous! Ice-skating!!!!

Aragorn: *appears* Who's General Grievous?

General Grievous: *appears*

Lissy: *points at the cyborg* That's General Grievous.

Aragorn: That droid?

General Grievous: I am General Grievous, warlord of the Kaleesh and Supreme Commander of the armies of the Confederacy; and I am not a droid!

Lissy: Very true. He's not a droid. Cyborg. Used to be a normal Kaleesh... until the Sith. Though he thought it was the Jedi because that's what the Sith had said. *rolls eyes* Sith... always ruining things.

Yoda: Based on deception, all warfare is.

Lissy: Indeed.

Darth Vader: Where's this chapter going?

Lissy: I'm not sure. It's late, I'm tired, and all I can think about is Darth VAder, Anakin, and Luke. And then several questions about The Force Awakens. And thinking about all my theories on Rey. I've settled on one. She's a Skywalker! 1: Star Wars has always focused on Star Wars (though that alone doesn't prove my point). B: She's very strong in the Force. I mean, c'mon! She picked it up so quickly! And Choo-choo train: I JUST KNOW SHE IS!!!!! SHE HAS TO BE!!!!!! She looks like a Skywalker. And Kylo Ren seems to know who she is... and Luke seemed to know her when she found him on that island... but I could be wrong. But I totally think that she's a Skywalker!!!

Darth Vader: *hands Lissy a gallon of chocolate milk*

Lissy: Thanks. *drinks almost half the gallon* Mm! I love chocolate milk!

Gollum: THE PRECIOUS!!

Lissy: Uh-oh! *runs, not wanting to share her chocolate milk*

Darth Vader: *smirks and rolls eyes, then notices Lissy running while drinking chocolate milk.* Be careful not to choke on your precious beverage.

Gollum: *snatches chocolate milk from Lissy*

Lissy: Aw. :( Oh well! *opens the fridge, which turns out to be a Time Lord fridge, filled with unlimited chocolate milk that never ever expires*

Darth Vader: Oh no.

Yoda: A bad feeling about this, I have.