ME: DARTHY, GUESS WHAT????!!!!!

Darth Vader: *sighs* What now? And why are you using all caps? I mean, it is normal for you, but even your name is in caps.

ME: BECAUSE THAT IS HOW HAPPY I AM!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Why are you so happy this time?

ME: THIS BOOK HAS 1K COMMENTS! You remember that Friends Tag, right?

Darth Vader: *nods*

ME: WELL ALL BECAUSE OF THAT ONE SIMPLE TAG IT STARTED A LOT MORE TAGGING, WHICH LED TO A TAGGING WAR, WHICH LED TO MY NEW CHAPTER (Chapter before this) 'THE TAGGING WARS' AND NOW I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS!!!!

Darth Vader: I'll admit, that's pretty cool.

ME: I KNOW RIGHT????!!!!!! GHERKIN!!!!!

Darth Vader: What?

ME: IT'S A NEW WORD I LEARNED! IT'S SOME KIND OF SWEET PICKLE! I LEARNED THAT FROM @XMysticalityX AND BlueNerdWriter!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Okaaaayyyy...

ME: BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!