my sevie, ethan, showed up at school today in his PE clothes right

so i asked him why and he told me it was bc his dad made him since his dad chooses all his clothes and ethan didnt change out in PE once bc his clothes weren't clean so his dad was like "lol fuck you" and made him wear is gym clothes instead

he told me more about how much of a dickhead his dad was and handed me a note his dad had written excusing him if he were to get dress coded and at the bottom it said "if you have any questions call me" and wrote his number liKE LMAO YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT TWAT

so i put his number into my phone and called it in an empty hallway at lunch with joey and joey just stayed quiet as i went professional this little bitch

"hello, i'm emerson *last name* from *CENSORED* middle school and i had some questions regarding your son and the note he brought to school today"

"on your note it said he made 'poor decisions' which is why he is in his gym clothes, can you elaborate on that please?"

and this hoe started feeding me lies and like omg i totally shouldve cursed him out

but i didnt because just down that hall there was a teacher whos classroom door was open aND THIS TEACHER WAS JOEY'S MATH TEACHER LAST YEAR LIKE LOL NOPE WE AINT GONNA RISK THAT

also my social studies teacher is even more disappointed in me now

her: emerson did you get a haircut???

me: uHHH-

joey: shE CUT IT IN SCIENCE

her: wHAT

me: UHHHH-

her: WHY

me: IDK MAN I JUST THOUGHT WHY NOT YA FEEL??

aND THEN JOEY TOLD THE TALE OF YESTERDAY WHEN I SWORE AT HIM IN FRONT OF OUR SCIENCE TEACHER AND NOW THE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER IS EVEN MORE DISAPPOINTED

DONT TELL MY MOM I CUT MY HAIR

tHEN WE WERE WALKING OUT OF CLASS AND-

sHE ZOOM

fucking hell-

btw i have my sevie named ethan and i have my friend ethan whos an eighth grader and my brother ethan whos 16 lol have fun tryna keep track

there are these two heccs and i think they like me idk man

one is my non binary friend n they keep flirting with me n making spicy suggestions we should do with each other and asking if im looking for a relationship with anyone

then theres this other boi like on valentines day i was telling him how chloe and i broke up and hes like "lol wanna date" aND I STILL DONT KNOW IF IT WAS A JOKE OR NOT

bUT I DONT WANNA DATE ANYONE GO AWAY

lmao im probably gonna go to a different high school than all my friends n stuff like lol cant want to start all over again

i havent really told anybody because ik they're gonna be like

"bitch you better noT"

next day:

my favorite thing is when people are like "lol ur mom gay" and im like "she is actually"

she like officially came out to me today and im like "lol cool man i mean i already knew but ya boye doesnt really care"

she took me to this apartment shes looking at and its so nice omg

the location isnt great but its a penthouse with 3 bedrooms and spiral stairs and huge bedrooms and a wood burning fireplace

how do i word "i dont eat and im malnurished" in a way that doesnt sound like im anorexic

bc im pretty sure anorexic people intentionally avoid food but i just am too lazy to make food so i meaN

me when i first started art: uGH i hATE clothing folds so much omg

me now: fUCK YEAH IM DRAWING TIGHT CLOTHING WHICH MEANS MORE CLOTHING FOLDS HELL YES

its so weird to me how self conscience people are???

like chloe for example

she highly dislikes her image liKE EXCUSE ME?????

sHES ACTUALLY AN ANGEL ON EARTH WHO IN THE WORLD CONVINCED HER OTHERWISE SQUARE UP

ya know how the typical american standard of beauty is like long legs and flat stomachs and tiny waists??

chloe has some tum and squishy cheeks and she aint like bustin in breast size but shes still so pretty omg hER HIPS AND LEGS ARE TOP NOTCH MY DUDE

AND HER CHEEKS ARE ALWAYS RED FOR SOME REASON AND ITS SO CUTE AND SHE HAS THE CUTEST BED HEAD IM SO SOFT RN PUNCH ME

sorry im drawing her right now and i cant stop appreciating her

you know i always complain and talk about things i hate so lets have a wholesome list of things i like:

-thighs (not super wholesome but top tier man i love thighs so much)

-when the sun rises and the sky is all pink n purple n yellow and its super pretty

-monochrome color aethstetics

-my friends

-california

-the seals at pier 49

-dunkin donuts

-old pianos (not playing them but like aethstetic photos of the keys)

-cold but only a certain type of cold not the cold that like seeps into your bones and makes you feel terrible the kinda cold that blows against your face and turns your cheeks and ears red but is blocked out by your hoodie ya feel

-bumblebees

-dogs in halloween costumes

how i look at school:

how i look at home

if you think im kidding that bottom one is the actual outfit im wearing rn

my black thigh highs with lace at the top and ribbons + black pantsu + a tight white tank top

what in the world

heres art

posing is hard jfc

chloe would never wear that irl especially the heels eSPECIALLY DANCING SHE WOULD BREAK HER NECK

but it was for convinence since the reference i was using had heels kinda like that

i really want a white suit with a black shirt its so hot