lmao the other day my friend hailey invited me out to a barbeque thing n some fireworks rite

so we got to the house and were chillin in the kitchen and all the adults were outside except for one lady

her: you guys can say or do whatever you want i really dont care

haily: *whips in the direction of some mixed alcoholic drink*

her: my back is turned if ya want go for it

hailey: what is it?

her: its white rum and some other stuff

hailey and i: *yeet and pour the drink into our cups*

her: mix it with some of that sprite it'll be good

a qUEEN

getting drunk with friends is so much more fun than getting drunk alone

so we drank our alcohol and it tasted really good ngl it didnt even taste like alcohol

but then there were adults in the kitchen for like thirty minutes as we just sat at the dining table waitin for the rum to kick in

hailey: i want more

me: man same

aS SOON AS THE ADULTS LEFT WE SKEETED TO THE KITCHEN BUT THERE WAS ALMOST NONE LEFT AND IF WE DRANK THE REST IT WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS

so naturally we checked the fridge, the freezer, all the cabinets, some people's bags lookin for opened bottles of alcohol

and we found a bottle of this weird irish whiskey so she took a swig and then i took a drink

lemme tell ya

it tasted awful

i spilled half of it on my face and gagged as soon as i drank it

and i almost threw up but i didnt thank god

so then we walked to the spot to see the fireworks stumbling around and trying to act sober even though we were giggling at everything and tripping over everything

we found an unopened bag of smartfood popcorn and i yeeted on that bag i ate like 3/4 of it and it was a pretty full bag

like

a party sized bag

kinda sad

and i texted my friend bc shes a stoner and-

like four days later:

my dad has no alcohol and im sad

its 4 am my guy

my dad really has not been leaving his laptop up for availability and im upSET

liKE BOI EITHER LET ME USE YOUR LAPTOP OR GIVE ME MY OWN COMPUTER IM A DIGITAL ARTIST WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME

ive just been sadly drawing in my ever dwindling sketchbook and playing on my phone

wHAT THE HECK MY MOM POSTED A VIDEO ON INSTAGRAM

SHE SAW DRAG KING BOOK OF MORMON WITHOUT ME OUCH

I LOVE BOOK OF MORMON

I LOVE DRAG KINGS

THIS IS CHILD ABUSE

im sorry its 5 am im very emotional

and im writing fanfiction

fuck i just turned my head to my window and realized the sun has come up im-

its nearly 6 am i hate myself

two days later:

skeet skeet im at my moms house now with no wifi im :)))

three days later:

ya know a couple days ago chloe, marina and i got drunk together and they were super super drunk it was really funny

i think i have a pretty high alcohol tolerance because they were doin shit they would never do sober meanwhile i was making good decisions

im a gentleman and gentlemen never take advantage of drunk girls

then the next morning i left before they woke up and marina texted me saying how much her head hurt even though i was still kickin

ive never been hungover lol yeet

bY THE WAY

why does beer taste so gross like-

we were having trouble drinking it because it tasted so bad so we decided to mix it with some blue gatorade and that made it taste a heck of a lot better

we also added some white rum bc who can resist

but oh my god it was so funny watching them be shameless and do random crap meanwhile i was buzzing but i still had a moral code and knew what i was doing yeet

i dont fuckin know how many days its friday okay i have wifi now:

sKEET

WATTPAD

PLEASE JUST WORK PROPERLY

IM TIRED OF HAVING TO KEEP GOING BACK AND EDITING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER

anyways heres fanart for jaidenanimations

oof

ya know as much as i want to help people pls dont come to me saying that you see no point to life or you cant find a purpose

becAUSE I ALSO SEE NO POINT IN LIFE AND CANT FIND A PURPOSE LIKE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU MY GUY

i'll just feed you bs advice i dont even follow and chances are you wont follow it either so-

next day:

omg i was looking through a packet we got in health about depression and it was like "signs/symptoms of depression and warning signs for suicide" and i fELT SO ATTACKED

"developing a sudden interest in drinking or alcohol"

"social isolation, poor communication"

"difficulty with relationships"

"frequent sadness, tearfullness, crying"

"low self esteem and guilt"

like okay i just came here to learn i didnt come here to be personally attacked

school: a good coping mechanism for sadness is to draw on yourself with a marker

me: *shows up to school with my arm covered in writing from my knuckles to a little ways past the elbow*

school: wait no