ya'll im so in love with malina weissman i highkey wanna marry her

she plays violet baudelaire in the series of unfortunate events btw

aND YES I WATCH THAT SHOW I LOVE HOW TRUE IT IS TO THE BOOKS AND THE ACTORS ARE SO GOOD

me: *googles if malina is straight and stalks her instagram*

website im reading: malina has never publicly dated anyone but her sexual orientation is straight

me: oh no

website: she has a $2,400,000 yearly earning-

me: o h  n o

SHE WAS LITERALLY BORN IN THE SAME YEAR AS ME 

SHE'S 15 AND IM 14

AND SHE'S A HUGE ACTOR WHO MAKES 2.4 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM???

SAD

AND IN LOVE WITH MALINA WEISSMAN

im being dramatic im not actually in love with malina weissman but if i was offered i would definitely marry her

yesterday in ilab i was helping a girl sort out the nhd website in the corner and we talked for a bit and apparently she said that i seemed like a super smart kid because of the way teachers talked about me and i thought

"wait teachers are talking about me-"

i dont know which classes i have with her which makes me panic because i dont think i have any classes with her other than ilab sO WHICH TEACHERS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK-

also update: the series of unfortunate events is confusing me because from what i remember from the books beatrice is not the beatrice seen in the dear, beatrices at the beginning of every other episode beatrice is a different beatrice who was named after the beatrice in the show

also also- lemony snicket wasnt supposed to be around at the same time as the baudelaires from what i can recall

sometimes i'll read a bts fanfic and see a vERY EASILY MADE MILK FIC REFERENCE and there's like 20 comments so i'll check to see who's traumatized and who's confused aND NO ONE MADE A REFERENCE

i forget that the phandom and clique are everywhere and the army are everywhere right but at the same time phandom and clique members tend to be gay teens while the army tends to be horny 12-year-old straight girls

i feel like a secret agent whenever i read a fanfic from such a distant fandom

me: namjoon is my bias :)

jimin in the i like it pt 2 dance practice: think again

i saw a tweet that was like "bi culture is loving all girls and then just bts" and i felt so attacked

seriously though jimin could crush my throat with his thighs and i'd say thank you

seeing pictures of namjoon with his mom make me so soft and pure but then i think

"i wonder if his mom has heard the lyrics to expensive girl i hope she doesnt know any english pls"

im gettin the stomach rumblies again but im not in the mood for food

ayo i could put that on a shirt

"in the mood for food"

trademarked

copyrighted

emereson

i just spelled my own name wrong well-

next day:

me: man im so gay i love girls girls yeahh

also me: i'd succ every bts member and swallow ngl

THERE'S A CONNECTION BETWEEN THE BUTTERFLY, I NEED U, AND EUPHORIA MVS AND IM SCREAMING

IT EXPLAINS MORE ON WHO TAE KILLED

BUT WHAT IS UP WITH HOSEOK

WHAT IS UP WITH NAMJOON

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH SUGA WE GET NOTHING ON HIM WHAT IS HE DOING

BUT WE ALSO GET MORE ON THE FLOWER PETALS JIN WAS HOLDING WHICH REPRESENT THE OTHER MEMBERS BUT THEN THEY ARE LIT ON FIRE IN THE I NEED U MV WHAT DOES THIS MEAN BIGHIT PLEASE HELP ME

my dad got a new apartment and i'll be damned if i dont get a fucking corkboard and a fuckton of red thread to find out the correlations

im not gonna sleep tonight am i

THERE'S A CONNECTION TO YOUNG FOREVER AS WELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME

here's a lil sketch of me n chloe ballroom dancing bc posing

me: im gonna get so much sleep tonight

me at 1 in the morning after spending an hour looking at gay memes and johnlock fanart: what the fuck

MAN IM SO FUCKIN HYPED RIGHT NOW LETS FUCKING GO

IM SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO THE RISE OF BANGTAN AND CHEERING AND DOING AGGRESSIVE HAND MOVEMENTS

I HOPE I DONT WAKE UP MY MOM THAT'D BE UNFORTUNATE

HARD TO BELIEVE I CRIED LIKE 8 TIMES TODAY BECAUSE I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW

MY EYES FEEL LIKE RUBBERY BUT I MEAN I THINK IM GETTING A RUSH OF THAT GOOD SHIT:

SERATONIN

oh nevermind im depressed again

AYO MOM

CAN I GET UHHH

THERAPIST PLEASE

I KNOW MY MOM IS A THERAPIST BUT YOU TRY TELLING YOUR MOM "AYO MAN IM SAD AS HELL AND KINDA WANNA DIE YA FEEL"

THERAPIST

THE RAPIST

THE  RAPIST

IM I SPELLING THIS RIGHT

MY COMPUTER TURNED OFF THOSE RED LINES A LIL WHILE AGO

I GUESS IT JUST GOT SICK OF MY BULLSHIT AND DECIDED

"THIS BITCH IS HOPELESS AND IS NEVER GONNA SPELL SHIT RIGHT SO LETS JUST GET RID OF ALL THE RED SQUIGGLIES"

IM LOWKEY TEMPTED TO DRINK SOME ALCOHOL NGL

THERE'S SOME THATS BEEN OPENED IN THE FREEZER PLUS ITS ONE IN THE MORNING SO I COULD SLEEP IT OFF AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW-

my logical self: emerson underage drinking can result in a number of bad health things plus temporarily drowning out pain will make it worse when it comes back

my 1:30 am self: 

tryna figure out whether i should cut my hair or drink

lets see:

cutting my hair will be a lot more noticible than drinking and a lot less satisfying hOWEVER underage drinking is extremely unsafe and not good for a developing brain especially considering i have to go to school in less than 6 hours

i went to the freezer and saw all we have are like whiskey and vodka wtf why can we nOT-

so now im just gonna see how much hair i should chop off

gUESS I GOTTA CHANGE HOW I DRAW MYSELF NOW LOL

shit i cut off a lot more than i thought whOOPS

joey is gonna yell at me tomorrow gosh golly

people are gonna be like

"oh wow did you get a hair cut?"

me: 

me: yepscerdoodles

the longest bits of hair used to go down to my waist but now it goes to like the top of my boob

lets play a game called "the first person to notice my hair is shorter gets to pay for my first therapy session :D"

i'll take the bus tomorrow morning to avoid my mom noticing

night hoes