hey there demons its me ya boy

yESTERDAY ALEC BOUGHT A CANDY BAR COATED IN PEANUTS RIGHT-

alec: want a bite?

me: yeah

me, like two seconds later: *starts coughing*

alec: whats wrong?

me:

alec:

me: im allergic to peanuts

alec: yOU WHAT-

im not actually allergic to peanuts btw but it was the best moment of my fuckign life

TEN DAYS LATER LMAO:

my period was like two days late so alec and i were panicking but yay! it came

we bought a ten pack of condoms in late january and whoops we only have one left LMAO

nothing's more powerful than teenage hormones uwu

im havin a great time fellas

i mean

im still very depressed

but lets go now i have sex to drown out the pain of existing lol

me in 6th grade: drugs, sex, and alcohol are bad! no no!

me now: ope

man i fucking WISH i had drugs i need to find myself a stoner friend who will share their weed with me

in case you cant tell

my life has gone dramatically downhill

it mostly just consists of going all the way to denver with alec, having sex, maybe drinking a little, taking public transit alone after dark, and walking a mile from the light rail station to my house

i take the bus and light rail pretty often actually lolol

its bc im too broke to afford uber anymore :')

i mean i took alec on a date and paid for it so uwu

good gf

heres some art

thanks i hate it


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