hey there demons its me ya boy
yESTERDAY ALEC BOUGHT A CANDY BAR COATED IN PEANUTS RIGHT-
alec: want a bite?
me: yeah
me, like two seconds later: *starts coughing*
alec: whats wrong?
me:
alec:
me: im allergic to peanuts
alec: yOU WHAT-
im not actually allergic to peanuts btw but it was the best moment of my fuckign life
TEN DAYS LATER LMAO:
my period was like two days late so alec and i were panicking but yay! it came
we bought a ten pack of condoms in late january and whoops we only have one left LMAO
nothing's more powerful than teenage hormones uwu
im havin a great time fellas
i mean
im still very depressed
but lets go now i have sex to drown out the pain of existing lol
me in 6th grade: drugs, sex, and alcohol are bad! no no!
me now: ope
man i fucking WISH i had drugs i need to find myself a stoner friend who will share their weed with me
in case you cant tell
my life has gone dramatically downhill
it mostly just consists of going all the way to denver with alec, having sex, maybe drinking a little, taking public transit alone after dark, and walking a mile from the light rail station to my house
i take the bus and light rail pretty often actually lolol
its bc im too broke to afford uber anymore :')
i mean i took alec on a date and paid for it so uwu
good gf
heres some art
thanks i hate it
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