i thought you were american

me, trying to come up with a good art style for my comic:

maybe i should just steal the kid n' teenagers art style becAUSE THATS LIKE MY FAVORITE COMIC AND MY FAVORITE ART STYLE FITE ME

me: *works for hours straight almost everyday on nothing but art in order to improve and make it into a career*

me: *neglects doing homework in order to focus on drawing so i can improve enough to become a professional*

teachers: shes so lazy

lol idk man my teachers probably think im lazy, my counselor thinks ive lost hope, and i think school is stupid so i meaN-

imma admit something to you hoes ok-

emily has a boyfriend named brendan and hes a really cool dude rite

anyways im vv mean to him and swear at him all the time and say i hate him ya know like any child would

but i actually think hes a good guy and i like him a lot better than mother's previous boyfriend (not naming any names bUT AHEM COLE)

namjoon out here lookin like a 4 course meal in the danger mv gOD FUCC

next day:

LMAO OKAY WAIT-

so i ordered that $45 set of furry items from that girl moki on insta (she hasnt officially released her real name so we're just gonna go with callin her moki for now) rite

but i didnt tell her my name

so basiCALLY-

it showed up with her sender address and my address but no addressed person

and my dad got to the package first

he came home like "there was this package i saw??? i sent it back bc it was fishy and ya know all the bombings" and i was like "yeah fair" and he showed me a picture of it and i thought "yeah that is pretty sketchy.... whos moki??? do you know her??"

"no?? your mom doesnt know her either"

"huh"

and we were just chillin for like a minute before i realized "oH FUCK THATS FOR ME"

so i ran out to get it and it was kinda awkward bc i was in my tokyo ghoul t shirt and black skinny jeans so i imagine it mustve looked weird considering it was sleETING outside and theres just a random weeb sprinting through the street in the cold but i got the package before it got sent back or anything

aND MY DAD ASKED TO OPEN IT WITH ME SO HE COULD CONFIRM IT WASNT A BOMB

HE MADE ME SHOW HIM WHAT I BOUGHT AND IT WAS SO AWKWARD SHOWING YOUR GROWN FATHER YOUR BLUE-PINK COLLAR, TAIL, AND EARS JSJSHSJ

I ORDERED ANOTHER THING FROM HER GOD I BETTER GET TO IT FIRST SKDKSKS

next day:

i was sick today like i felt like i had just deepthroated sandpaper it was pretty bad

anyways i stayed home and laid in bed all day feeling miserable until the afternoon when i started to feel better

ya know when youre working aND YOU REALIZE SUDDENLY ITS 10 PM WHEN LAST TIME YOU CHEKCED IT WAS 8 PM THIS COMIC IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF ME

IM A STUDENT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS

BOOM DONE LOOK AT MY CREATION

ZOINK THAT WAS A PAIN TO DRAW PLS HELP ME

i thought "maybe i should cel shade bc ya know it'll be easier" but then i figured "fUCK THIS THIS IS HARD IM GONNA PAINTERLY SHADE THIS SHIT"

FML