lol i hung out with some friends the other day and one of them said "yeah people are still talking about you being a whore and all,, i heard you did it for $5 and all i can say is you shouldve done it for more lol"

y'all have no fucking clue how badly this scared me

this means the rumors are not only still around but they're evolving

i only did it for candy

but now i did it for money

i hate chloe so much

i want to rip her fucking head off

i probably can never show my face at that school anymore lol

exciting amirite

its been like a couple weeks fellas:

she protec

she attac

but most importantly

her virginity is no longer in tac

thats right boys alec and i finally fucked

the first time it hurt n i got a bit of blood on the sheets

but the second time was v nice

and the third time was also nice

bUT THE THIRD TIME HE FUCKED ME WHILE WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL IM YELLING

no but y'all dont understand alec didnt cum on the third time bc he was too focused on the game

i am

flourishing

next day owo:

me during in 8th grade:

me now:

also

me in 7th grade: GOD my day was AWFUL heres a whole chapter telling you, in detail, why it was awful

me now: fellas today was so shitty that i wanted to yeet myself off a cliff but its chill bc an even worse day will appear in 3-5 buisness days

heres some art

and as a bonus heres the february cover despite being very late lolol