Randoms
Here are some randoms
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Riley: *in a bus* Luna- Luna I love you. I-I love you.
Luna: *looks up at Ri* I love ya too, ya lil betch!
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Riley: 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Drink. 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Drink. 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Drink. Throw 'em back till I lose count-
Luna&Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WANNA SWIIIIIIING‐
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Angel: hey, bruh, what do ya want ta eat?
Luna: the souls of the innocent
Riley: A bagel!
Luna: No!
Riley: two Bagels!
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Luna: this is a jar of dirt.
Riley: ...yes.
Angel&Luna: *look at each other with confusion*
Angel: is the... jar of supposed to help?
Riley: if you dont want it, give it back.
Luna: *holds the har close and steps away* No!
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Luna: hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Riley: Its not water-
Luna: Vodka! I like your sty-
Riley: -its vinegar.
Luna: wha-
Riley: its vinegar, pussy.
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Luna: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Angel: Why dont you stop screaming?
Luna: why don't you shut your goddamn mouth?!
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Angel&Luna: *in a hot tub*
Riley: *recording them from 3 floors up* Two Bros Chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!
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5 year old Luna: *is watching gay shit*
Angel: *bursts into her room* Why are you watching that?!
Luna: *panicked crying* please! Dont tell mo-ho-ho-hom! *sobs* DONT‐
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Luna: so I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies-
Riley: *starts laughing*
Riley: *is rolling on the floor laughing*
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