Randoms

Here are some randoms

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Riley: *in a bus* Luna- Luna I love you. I-I love you.

Luna: *looks up at Ri* I love ya too, ya lil betch!

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Riley: 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Drink. 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Drink. 1 2 3, 1 2 3 Drink. Throw 'em back till I lose count-

Luna&Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WANNA SWIIIIIIING‐

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Angel: hey, bruh, what do ya want ta eat?

Luna: the souls of the innocent

Riley: A bagel!

Luna: No!

Riley: two Bagels!

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Luna: this is a jar of dirt.

Riley: ...yes.

Angel&Luna: *look at each other with confusion*

Angel: is the... jar of supposed to help?

Riley: if you dont want it, give it back.

Luna: *holds the har close and steps away* No!

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Luna: hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Riley: Its not water-

Luna: Vodka! I like your sty-

Riley: -its vinegar.

Luna: wha-

Riley: its vinegar, pussy.

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Luna: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Angel: Why dont you stop screaming?

Luna: why don't you shut your goddamn mouth?!

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Angel&Luna: *in a hot tub*

Riley: *recording them from 3 floors up* Two Bros Chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!

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5 year old Luna: *is watching gay shit*

Angel: *bursts into her room* Why are you watching that?!

Luna: *panicked crying* please! Dont tell mo-ho-ho-hom! *sobs* DONT‐

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Luna: so I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies-

Riley: *starts laughing*

Riley: *is rolling on the floor laughing*

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