H: Bolt I hair swear if you don't untie me this instant i-

B: Nah...I don't really feel like it...plus I know you like being close to me like this ;)

H: N-No Bolt that's not true!!

B: Honey we're together now you don't have to keep pretending you don't love me and you want to be close to me...in more ways than one *winks*
(yall I'm sorry don't kill me)

P:*is watching through the bushes with Branch and whispers quietly to him* should we do something..?

B: Nah, let them solve it on their own

P: Ok well we need to interfere soon cuz by this rate they're gonna have "fun" together and you're gonna be a dog grandpa

B: ._.