In my creative writing class we had to display a maxim, a paradox, and an oxymoron. So here's mine. I didn't spend a lot of time on them because I don't really care and I had other things to do 

Like math

Fricken math where is your logic

Anyway

Maxim:

Paradox:

I used overwatch characters for this

Oxymoron:

And that's rutile from houseki no kuni

There's this one kid in my creative writing and their stories are very interesting. They're usually about communist ducks and the sidekick turtle to a sandwich shop owner superhero of turtles 

And they made up a thing called "The Genetically Modified Teenage Samuri Turtles, copyright 2017." It's very interesting. All of the turtles have 'jello' in their name. Dude I wish I could get a copy of the play they wrote for a class assignment and show it to you guys it was hilarious oh my gosh

The rest of the kids really like death

It's a great class