So me and my brother were talking about the English accent, when he said this.

"Do you know how they say Scone in English?"
He meant British, but I just thought it was hilarious.

Also, we were playing Mario cart against each other, and it the version I have on the Wii U, you can Toot, and the other players will jump out of their seats, then sit back down.
So, because I just felt like being annoying, I was playing as Yoshi, and he was playing as Bowser, and I tooted and he said
"Oh my god, my butt just fell off!"
He meant it as in Bowser's butt fell off the seat, but the way he said it was hilarious.

ONE OTHER THING!

That night, we were playing Donkey Kong Returns, (Hell, I love that game) and we were talking in The English accent again, and he said, in the British accent, while we were playing:
"I GOT NINETY-NINE POINTS IN ENG-GAH-LISH MAAAATE"
I was rolling on the floor with laughter. This was all yesterday.

Plus, it's the Autumn holidays, do I might be updating a lot more.

I just choked on a piece of popcorn.