So recently my good friend Bluethumb68 has been going on some "Savage" Rampages.

Yesterday a really annoying boy came up to our table and said "Orh, can I just have some papah?"

Us: What, why??

Him: Uh, I just wanna draw.

Us: Uhm, no.

Him: What?! Why??

Well, This went on for a few minutes, and eventually his friend had to drag him away.
While his friend was dragging him away, Blu sorta mumbled in his direction, "Are you retarted?"
Well, he heard and came back and insulted us and whatever

Here is the next one

I was drawing at lunch and I was mucking up my drawing so I said "I WANT MY LIFE BACK" then Blu goes "Wot life?"
*MLG sirens go off*

Next one

For some reason there was a line of people standing in a line so I say

Me: WHY is there a line of people over there? And WHY is (annoying boys name) over there too??
RoseGoldEv12 : Probably a kissing booth or something
Blu: Hahahahahha he must be pretty broke then
Then we all cracked up laughing

One more

Just today me and TheBlueBookWorm17 were being stupid and mucking around (Blu was sitting next to me and her and Rosey was at debating try outs) and then Thea(I'm using their WattPad names) said "Oh my god what is wrong with us"
The I said "Your mum."
I DID A PHIL LESTER EVERYONE
Then Blu mumbled "More importantly, what is wrong with you."

OH YEAH

that same day it was really cloudy then the sun came out and Thea was talking to me and for some reason I said "wait wait I wanna look at the sun!" Then she said "Zara don't do that it'll make you blinder than you already are"
LOLOLOL

Disclaimer: We only do this in a jokingly manner. No friendships are harmed. No one gets offended. We are a very crusey friend group.

Oh wait one more

Blu only arrived at the school in Year three so this is what the conversation was like

Her: Lol that happened to me, when I was in grade three, start of grade three, we were all in the library, and then all the class went off an I was stuck there like "What? Where is everyone?"

Me: Oh, Did you stay for the next class? Preps no doubt, you probably went back with 'em.

Okay im done.

There was SO MANY more, except I can't remember them.

(Bluethumb68 RoseGoldEv12 or TheBlueBookWorm17 if you remember anymore plz tell meh)

K BAI