So, here's a few funny things that have happened to me recently....

Okay, so...

Earlier this month, we were at Costco, and I had just gotten my hair cut REALLY short the day before. Like, it is as short as a boy's hair now.

Anyway, I was standing next to the cart, watching it while my mom was looking at cereal or something. And letting a middle-aged woman and her three-year-old grandson roll their own cart past us, and the little kid, (who was BEYOND adorable, like, he looked like a Cherub.) Waved enthusiastically at me and said, "hi!"

And being the kind(ish?) Person that I am, and because he was SO CUTE, I waved back, and said "hi!" In my voice that's usually reserved for babies, animals, and cute little kids.

So, after I waved, the kid pointed at me and said in a very challenging tone, "I'm gonna be taller than you someday!"

I just laughed and said something along the lines of, "oh, I'm sure you will be!"

Then his grandma said something about how he likes to make sure that people are aware that he will be taller than them someday.

Then, 😄😄😄 the kid stared at me quizzically and asked, "are you a boy?"

And his grandma was all like, "well, of course he's a boy, you silly child!"

I of course was holding back laughter, as they started to walk away from us, and the little kid was leaning over the edge of the cart and yelling about how he was going to be bigger than me someday.

After they had left, I looked at my siblings, who were already laughing. Then I walked up to my mom, who had a horrified expression on her face, and began to laugh hysterically as I said, "oh my gosh! They actually thought I was a boy!!! That's so cool."

(I like fooling people that way)

And my mom said, "yeah, I know.....I regret cutting your hair so short now..."

"What? No, mom, don't regret it! It's funny!"

"Your clothes don't help matters either...."

I looked down at my black Converse high tops (they were knockoffs, though), my black T-shirt, and my dark blue skinny jeans.

"What's wrong with my clothes mom?"

"I dunno....why did that lady think you were a boy?"

"Mom, it's FINE. It's really funny!"

"Okay, time for you to start wearing makeup​."

"FBJFCBJHFF?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MOM PLEASE NO."

"I was just kidding."

"Oh, okay."

So, yeah, I felt kind of self-conscious for the rest of the day though, because I think that I make an okay-looking girl, but as a boy, I'm not attractive at all.
(Well, I asked my younger brother about that, and he thought I would make a pretty hot boy.)
Thanks bro...?

Also, I'm WAY too curvy to be a boy....
(At least I think so)
Yeah...

So, that's like, my story for today....

Bye!!