Happy birthday, @TheAmazingJoZ! Hope you enjoy being a year older!

*wheeze*

I did lots today

And last night

And it's cold

So I just

*slumps over couch in despair*

I GOT A PICTURE OF THE SUNSET FROM THE FERRIS WHEEL

EHEHEH

TURNS OUT I GOT ON THE FERRIS WHEEL TOO EARLY

I WANTED TO CRY

But holy crap look at all the tiny people hehe I could squash them

Okay okay so I played a carnival game and won a giant blue crayon as a prize

So I decided to pretend the blue crayon was a baseball bat and reenact Night In The Woods

I'M MAE

I'm so proud of myself XD

AND Wumzy1023

I WENT TO WHATABURGER

IMMA GET YOU SOME ONE DAY

But anywho let's talk about the catastrophe I went through today

I went to Hot Topic with my friend, Abi, and bought a Slytherin sweatshirt

#BestHouse

*cringes at hashtag*

OH AND ABI LIKES TO THINK SHE'D BE A FOX IF SHE WERE AN ANIMAL AND BRANDON (#Brandi) IS A PANDA

EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH

SHIP

And I'm actually at my grandparent's house right now aND THEY HAVE CATS

*screaming*

KITTIES

MY BRETHREN

Oh and when you hear this you'll all be so proud of me

*cough cough* losttrackofmysoul seven-zero-seven eridanamporascience8 Wumzy1023 *cough cough*

So me and my friend TheMightyBecca went on this ride called the Sizzler where it's basically a ride that spins around really fast while you and another person are in this car behind a bar. So we get in a car together and the ride starts up. We're going around really fast when I start screaming, "PARDON ME, ARE YOU AARON BURR, SIR?" and without hesitation, Rebeca screams, "THAT DEPENDS, WHO'S ASKING?"

So for the entire ride, we rap Hamilton while dying of laughter after I screamed out Lafayette's part XD

(Holy crap now I have more stories)

So me and my friend Nick (Music_Junkey) get on this one ride that's kinda like the Sizzler but it goes sideways and whirls around. So me and them get on the ride and once it starts up I instantly feel bad. I grip the bar with white knuckles while Nick screams beside me with their hands in the air. I could feel my skull compressing against itself and my stomach lurch, so to keep myself from getting sick, I started screaming, "I COULD NOT BE AN ASTRONAUT" at the top of my lungs for the entire ride XD

All in all, I had fun

And got hurt

Quick tip: never take a running start before sliding over loose piped flooring. You will get hurt.