I did teenager stuff with my two friends today

Warning: it involves us being morons

Okay then

I FOUND A BISEXUAL CANDLE

AND A LESBIAN ONE

Dominic: "Look at my cock."

He's so proud of himself I can't breathe XD XD XD

This is one pixie stick packet

I'm ready to die

I FOUND Y/N

We got tattoos XD

Dominic: "I don't like the orange ninja turtle 'cause he's a butthead so I scratched off his face."

We're three 14 year olds left alone in a rundown mall at the heart of a small town

What has my life come to XD