I got tagged! You cursed me senpai >:'v (plz love me)

Okay, Let's just get this over with... Kill meh

Sleep fact: I...
Am childish af, and have a lil teddy bear I snuggle to actually fall asleep. I got him from a family friend we call Bubs at a fair in August 2017, I adore him and named him Teddylirious because I'm fandom trash and he has the adorable killer look. I'm childish, I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO FLOOFY AND SOFT!!! He helps me too.... But almost every day I wake up and he's on the floor or the cat has him and snuggling him.... *cri*

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Sexy/dirty/sinner fact: lol, nope, opened up about mah Teddylirious but not bluntly saying this kinda stuff unless it was privately with my lover, SO.... In your dreams, bud.

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Alcohol fact: not a drinker and never plan to be. But, when younger, like five yr old, both my dad and grandpa tricked me into drinking a mouthful of beer, and last summer my aunt let me have a tiny taste of raspberry Smirnoff (as in you put it in your mouth to have a taste but spit it out instead of swallowing it, there's a difference between tasting it and drinking it)

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Happy fact: when in a normal/happy mood I'm like a living Sidon. If you don't get that, congrats you most likely have more of a life then most of us. BUT to explain that; overly supportive, caring af, will fuckin hug you for hours till you accept your amazing, can be quite optimistic, and oblivious of certain things.... But I'm the shorty in the group and none of my IRL friends know who Sidon is :')

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Angry fact: oh jeez... Welp!
Lately, very, very, very easy to tick me off...

Example:
Someone - *breathes near me and I can hear it*
Me - cAn YoU nOt?!

When I'm all pissy, I don't seem that bad. I'm... More the lil angst teen in the corner on their phone seeming to be annoyed by anything and everything, silent, probs imagining one's murder or whining to someone over text :D
Really, either I'm a silent grumpy grump or a sacrastic annoyed bab, take your pick.

Violent: but, here's something to note on the violent parts... When being lectured and I have something to fidget with, I'll be annoying af! Examples? I once had a fidgit cube in my pocket in times of being majorly annoyed, all people can hear from me is the small irritating sounds of my fidgy. Once all I had was my phone but couldn't have it out, all anyone can here is the loud snaps and pops and smacks of the little phone popsocket I have in my pocket. If I don't have a normal fidgit? Well... Once I was scratching at once spot on my finger so much it pealed away the skin and was bleeding yet no one knew till my hand was stained with blood. When I was sewing one time I somehow almost stabbed myself in the back of the throat, and when drawing people witnessed me suddenly stab at the pages and break my mechanical pencil. Haha, I'm totally normal and sane :'D

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Like/dislike fact: if I low-key like it, it'll be "whatever" to me, if I like it, prepare for random mentions of it or even refrences to it. If I dislike it or just not exactly for it, I'll be a bit annoyed if it's constantly brought up and adored over. I have double standers...?
But for a person version... I tend to use a lot of emojis and not the premade faces, my "main" emojis are these things >;3 >:v :'< :3 ;3; vwv 0w0 QwQ T^T and ~(=w=~) as well as random heart emojis. The more emojis is basically a matter of. . .

gtfo - why must we talk - don't exactly enjoy - idk you - meh - like - enjoy talking to you - I adore you please tolerate me

(Please note I'm never on Wattpad and Wattpad doesn't support normal emojis and I never bother much to try to do my own when on here, so if we talk alot and you get concerned by this fact and my emoji usage, please don't be! You know who you are, and I adore you!!! QwQ)

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Hobby fact: I do art, my two mediums are traditional and digital, I'm learning to knit and sew. And I binge watch what I can when I can. But I'm not good at any of those except for the last one QwQ

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Music fact: I basically listen to anything and eveything as long as it's bearable, catchy, or relatable. Or all three. (And able to drown out my thoughts and annoying people)

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Bedroom fact: I have a big heavly comfy bed that takes up over half my room space... I'm rarely ever on it; I'm usually perched at my desk, but my kitties and Teddilirious adore the luxurious bed though

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Family fact: (warning: depressing like a turtle stuck on it's back, skip if you want) you have been warned...
I don't see my family as, well, much of family at all anymore...

My dad: a judgemental bitch that only points out my flaws, destroys what makes me happy, and criticise the things I enjoy/like doing/want to be like, turns on me whenever possible, talks to me like I'm retarded, bipolar af when interacting with me

My mom: the one and only figure I try to make happy, I don't get in her way, do my best to make her smile, and over all help her. But... She always takes dads side with things towards me, easy to disappoint and upset, and isn't exactly the go-to person for emotional problems

Brothers: not family at all. Never around, their best friends are assholes in school, they're rarely around at all, are alcoholic druggies that are very self absorbed and verbally abusive

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Friendship fact: either you're my acquaintance, person I enjoy talking to, friend, bestie, or MY LINK TO MY SIDON!!!!!

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Food/cooking fact: microwaving things or just eating things raw, or just living off candy and small things count, right?

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Appearance fact: I dye my hair. At this point it's just to label things my child... I'm an awful parent
Examples;
Purple hair: *sees purple flowers* look at my children! Mmm so bootyful! I have no idea who the other parent is, but they obviously get their looks from 'im! No bee touch my child without permission!!!
Blue hair: *is outside* the sky and bodies of water are my children! Bow to me mortals! Scrreeeeeee
Green hair: *laying on dead grass, a dull tone and hushed voice* you deserved this for not being fabulous enough....
"Peacock hair" (green & blue): i Am GoD, mOrTaLs LiVe On My ChIlD!!  . . . it was a mistake to not use protection. . .

(My friends grown used to this, all agree I need a therapist ,=w=,)

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Random fact(s): I'm a weird fucking mix of non binary, trans, and gender fluid.... My "LGBTQ+ expert" friends don't even know at this point either....

If there's two things mentioned, I don't choose; I combine.
Examples:
Q: chicken nuggets or tacos?
A: chicken nugget tacos

Q: stone or lava elemental?
A: hot coal elemental

Q: red or blue?
A: purple

Q: what time? I'm gonna estimate 4:00 or 5:00! What do you think?
A: 4:30

Q: 9 or 10?
A: 9.5

Q: I like this person, but I'm also starting to like this other person... What do I do...?
A: there's an option where you can just have both; "sharing" - major difference from cheating and it can be heaven, try it but don't force it if it doesn't make them happy

Moral of the story; I have a weird in ability to choose a simple side!

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I have no idea if you actually read all what seems like insanity somehow captured in writing, or if you skipped to here and now happy you did by reading that last bit... Either way! Thank you for even clicking on this?

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