"Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends;
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends."

Well done! You made it to Slytherin, my favourite house! Yeah, we've heard it all - 'Malfoy did this, Voldemort did this, they're all evil'. Nope. Let me make this very clear to you - just because you're in the best house in the entire world, and might be frequently stereotyped, itdoesn't mean you're evil! (Can we please reiterate that so people don't blow up when they somehow get the message that I think Slytherins are evil? Like, damn, I am a Slytherin, I know my shit. Calm your tits, man.) So simply wear that snake badge with pride, because I think Draco's looking at you! ;) Famous Slytherins include Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle/Voldemort, Pansy Parkinson and Horace Slughorn.

Head of House: Severus Snape
House Ghost: The Bloody Baron
Founder: Salazar Slytherin

Harry: She creeps me out.
Ron: But she's bloody good-looking! Come on, that's true!
Hermione: Ron! She has a foul mouth, and she irks me.
Neville: S-she s-s-scares m-me...
Fred and George: We pranked her once... and ended up in the hospital wing. Shame, really; she's really hot.
Ginny: I don't know her, but I don't really know many Slytherins, full stop.
Luna: She's not actually all that bad. She sometimes stops people from bullying me, but she never owns up to doing it. She's nice in her own way.
Cedric: Annoying, but so cute...
Cho: I heard that, Cedric! And she's already mean to me for some reason!! Not you, too?!?! *runs off crying*
Michael: Yeah, I don't really know her, apart from the fact that she has the potential to scare the life out of me sometimes.
Draco: She's pretty cool... *snogs you*
Pansy: SHE HAD BETTER BACK OFF MY MAN!
Blaise: I love her like a sister! We tell each other everything; she's amazing!
Sirius: I think Bellatrix misplaced her daughter...
Lupin: She's practically a female Voldemort at times, if not ever so slightly more considerate.
Dumbledore: I'm incredibly sad to say that Voldemort may just well get her as a Death Eater. She has potential as so much else, but... It does no good to dwell on dreams. The loss of an excellent student, I must say.
McGonagall: I think the girl has it in for me! She scares me more than V-Voldemort... still scares me to say his name. *shudders* Maybe we should start calling her She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named... and maybe I should stop randomly deducting house points from her. Perhaps that's why she dislikes me so much.
Snape: My best student! I wish her luck with Malfoy... The two of them suit each other perfectly. And twenty points to Slytherin, for her being so amazing at Potions.
Voldemort: *cheerleading* Whoop whoop! Deeeaaaaatthhh Eeeaattterrrr No. 1!!! :D