Update on my gay ship Soukoku:

Was there a part that I couldn't include in previous chapters because I thought it was too sexual? YES

Was there an angry twitter Karen mom posting a tweet about how she didn't want her child to watch the anime and become a hOmOsExUaL?? YES

Did my mom ask, in full seriousness, if they were lovers??? YES

Was one of them literally-- and when I say literally I mean author confirmed-- made for the other? YES

Did they do the power couple pose in the Beast novel?? YES

Did one of them actually touch the other's lip with their thumb(also in the beast novel)??? YES

Do their stage actors AND voice actors, people who were chosen by the author and animator, ship them and think it's cute? YES

Was the person one of them was based on actually bisexual?? YES

Have they saved each other's lives at least five times??? YES

Would they not hesitate to trust the other with their lives a thousand times? YES

Was it the fourth most popular anime ship in 2016?? Like, not just gay anime ship, but anime ship?? YES

Were there at least seven scenes where they almost fucking kissed???  YES

Now for the real question...

Are they gay???? 

HOPEFULLY

:D :D :D I just found out all this new info about them recently and I'm so excited!!!! Aaaaa!!!!!

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QwQ

Here's the picture of Dazai touching Chuuya's lip with his thumb I told you about earlier

And I found out what it says and oH MY GODDDD

Dazai is saying-- he's--

*hushed whisper*

"Permission? I'm not asking for permission, Chuuya. You're merely an executive, and I am the boss."

aND I DON'T KNOW THE CONTEXT BECAUSE I JUST FOUND THIS ON PINTEREST BUT DAAAAMN

THAT SOUNDS AWFULLY GAY

YOU KNOW

UM

AUTHOR PERSON ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO WORD IT LIKE THAT

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WHEN YOU MAKE HIM SAY THAT

*heavy breathing*

I can't I'm sorry I just can't this level is too much either make them kiss or stop making them act this fucking gay

I don't get it

Why