girl #1: star, who you married to?

me: toy chica...

girl #2: YOUR MARRIED TO A GIRL?!?!

girl #1: your bi?

me: yeah...

girl #2: we need to find you a husbent...not a wife...

me: but...I love toy chica...

girl #1: but you cant be bi

me: why?

girl #2: because everyone in this pizzarea is straight and not married to the same gender as them

me: so? I'm not being forced to marry someone I don't like, that's just wrong

girl #1: I know, you can be with foxy

me: HES MY BROTHER

girl #2: how about....freddy

me: I HATE HIM

girl #1: um......bonnie!

me: NO, IM STAYING WITH TOY CHICA AND THATS FINAL

girl #1 and #2: then, we have to murder you *they pull out a axe and knife*

me: n-no you don't have to do that...

girl #1: but you cant be bi, its wrong