Sam woke up with a start from the sound of Bee's engine roaring to life. Sam grunted as his hip hit the corner of his desk while he was running to the window only to see Bee leaving the driveway. Sam flipped out, "Oh, God. No no no no no no no no no no! Hey, that's my car! Hoh- No! No no no no no no!" Sam ran down the stairs at full speed painting as he called out for Ron, "Dad, call the cops!" Sam ran outside, grabbing Judy's bike as he did so.

He had hopped on the bike and rode up beside Bee, "Where are you going with my car, buddy? Where are you going?" He pulled out his phone and called 911, "Hello? 911 emergency! My car has been stolen! I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole, the whole squadron. Bring everyone! No, don't ask me questions, all right? My father's the head of the neighborhood watch!" He yelled into the phone, lying about the last part.

Bee sped up as he continued to drive soon coming to a warehouse. Sam through the bike to the side as Bumblebee transformed, causing Sam to run behind a car. "Oh my God," Sam mumbled under his breath.

He let out a gasp from Bee pointing a light at the sky, that gasp was short lived since he pulled out his phone and started recording, "My name- is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You see that? Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you, and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine. I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait, that- Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you. Mel don't worry about me I know you lost your best friends, and now me. But don't do anything rash, promise me, ok? I love you guys so much."

As Sam cut the recording the guard dogs started barking and running at him. "No! No! No! No! My God. No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog! Oh, my God. Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Whoa! All right! Oh! No! No!" Sam shouted as he ran into a building climbing on a couple boxes stacked up.

Bumblebee did a few donuts around the room making the guard dogs run off. He wasn't expecting at all what Sam yelled at him, "Okay. Please, please don't kill me! I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours!" The sound of police sirens caused Bee to drive off.

Sam perked up looking at the policemen that climbed out of the squad car, "Good, you're here."

"Let me see your hands!" One of the Police officers yelled at Sam.

Sam freaked out, "No, no, no, no! It's not me!"

"Let me see your hands," the Officer told him.

The guy's inside!" Sam yelled as he pointed.

"Shut up! Walk towards the car. Put your head on the hood," Sam did as he was told by slamming his head on the hood.

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Ron had been called to go to the station to pay for Sam's bail, he was ticked.

"Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up." Sam told the deputy.

The deputy was buying none of it, "It just stood up. Wow. It's really neat. Okay, chiefy. Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goofballs? A little wowie sauce with the boys?"

Sam rolled his eyes in annoyance, "No, I'm not on any drugs."

"What's these? Found it in your pocket." He told Sam as he held out the bag of Mojo's pain medication, "Mo-jo. Is that what the kids are doing now? A little bit of Mo-jo?"

"Those are my dog's pain pills," Sam stated simply as he was starting to question the deputy's sanity.

Ron continued, "You know, a chihuahua. A little..."

The deputy had pushed back his jacket to show his 50 cent, Sam's eyes naturally looked at the gun for a moment which the deputy caught. "What was that?"

Sam let out a, "huh?" Of confusion paired with a face of one.

"You eyeballing my piece, Fifty Cent? You wanna go? Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you. I will bust you up." He told Sam. Now Sam knew that was illegal to do since Mel had told him his rights and what the police could and couldn't do.

Sam leaned forward, "That's illegal what you just did, so, are you on drugs?"

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Qatar — the Middle East

"Let's hope this telephone line works," Lennox mumbled as they walked.

Soldier shouts were heard as a sign started to fall, "Heads up!" was shouted followed by a series of others.

"What the heck was that?" Donnelly asked confused so Figs started speaking in Spanish trying to explain, "English, dude. English."

A metal tail came up behind Lennox about to kill him before Epps noticed, he screamed to catch Lennox's attention. The tail pulled back as rapid-fire attacked it causing it to screech.

"Watch out, sir!" One of them yelled as more indistinct yelling accrued.

Everyone had their guns out pointed at the ground, "Everybody, quiet. Settle." Lennox told them.

"Whoa, mother... What the hell-" Epps yelled as the scorpion deception known as Scorponok blasted through the ground.

Donnelly cried out in pain as Scorponok's tail went through his chest flinging him up as Scorponok went back under the ground as the soldiers ran down the hill.

They ran to the town screaming for the villagers to run, "Go! Move it!" Villager ran yelling in Arabian, as Scorponok came up from the ground shooting and attacking them.

Lennox yelled orders before turning to Mahfouz, "Where's your papa? Where's your papa?" Mahfouz ran into a house with Lennox behind him.

"Papa!" Mahfouz called out.

Lennox went up to the man, "Sir, I need a telephone. The- the- telephone." Lennox told him while making a motion with his hands. Mahfouz's father nodded as he got the phone for Lennox.

"I don't know how to thank you," Lennox thanked the man getting a nod.

He ran outside as Soldiers were firing away,  "This is an emergency Pentagon call! I need you- do you understand? It's an emergency Pentagon... Aaaah! ... I don't have a credit card!" Lennox yelled into the phone.

"Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any... bit... at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly." The operator told him not caring.

Lennox was ticked off greatly, "I'm in the middle of a war! This is- freaking ridiculous!"

Soldiers were screaming for ammo while Lennox ran up to Epps, "Epps, I need a credit card. Epps! Where's your wallet?"

"Pocket!" Epps yelled back at him.

"Which pocket?"

"My back pocket!"

"You got ten back pockets!"

Epps rolled his eyes as he kept shooting, "Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek! All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!"

Lennox grabbed the wallet not noticing the photo of Mel as he grabbed the card, "Okay, it's Visa." Lennox said into the phone trying not to get shot.

"Also, sir, have you heard about our premium plus world service gold package?" The operator told him.

"No, I don't want a premium package! Epps! Pentagon!" Lennox shouted as he tossed the phone to Epps.

"I ain't never seen this in my life! Need gunships on station ASAP!" Epps yelled.

" Predator's coming up in a minute. We're linking the call to the nearest AWACs." The Officer told Epps.

"Unknown, man. I don't- oh, man, if you saw this shit..."

"Predator ETA two minutes."

"Hey! Make way!" Fig shouted as the air force came.

"Seven man team north of orange smoke!" Epps said as he through the smoke bomb. "Lennox! The heat's coming!"

"Laze the target! We got a beam-rider incoming! Laze target!" Lennox ordered.

The soldiers had the lasers on top of their guns pointed at the Decepticon, "Ready! Heat's coming!"

"What? Bring it!"

Scorponok screeched as it was continuously shot at. Epps and Lennox looked up at it from behind the rubble, "No freaking way that thing's still not down. Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. Bring the rain." Epps radioed.

Shots were fired at Scorponok who let out pained screeching as it went back underground, a piece of its tail falling off.

When the smoke cleared everyone looked around, "Where's Fig?" Lennox questioned not seeing Fig anywhere.

Fig yelled out for help as his team ran towards him shouting for a medic. Lennox signaled the rescue plane flying above them.

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Sam walked into the kitchen noticing Mojo, "Morning, Mo."

Mojo had been on his perch when Bee pulled into the driveway causing Mojo to be cliche and bark at him annoying Sam, "Mojo. Mojo." Sam started as he walked towards Mojo.

"Stop with the barking, Mojo. It's too early. Please?" Sam looked out the window before gasping and ducking while he called Miles, "Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen. My car, it stole itself, okay?"

Miles' voice came through the phone, "What are you talking about, man?"

"Satan's Camaro. In my yard. It's stalking me." Sam told him and Miles hung up on him. Sam just rolled his eyes in annoyance before running outside and hopping on his mother's bike.

Bumblebee was a persistent little Bee, he started driving behind Sam. Sam was freaking out so he wasn't watching where he was biking which meant he hit a rock and crashed in front of Mikaela and Mel.

Mel jumped backward successfully falling on her butt, "Oh my Primus!" Mel let out, another thing that she questioned, who was Primus? Her life was filled with questions left in answered, her hair, her eyes, the birthmark, overwhelming feelings that would come randomly making her feel like a different person, her strange blue glowing blood, all these questions yet no answers.

"Sam?" Mikaela asked as she helped her friend up who she was helping get the idea of, Lennox and Epps are dead, out of her head.

Sam grunted as he stood up, "Oh, hi."

"That was, uh, that was really... awesome," Mikaela told him.

"Uh, well, it felt awesome." Sam grabbed his mom's bike.

"Are you okay?" Mel asked him concerned.

"I'm not okay, all right? I'm losing my mind a little bit. I'm getting chased by my car right now. Got to go," Sam got on the bike with a grunt.

"Follow him?" Mel asked with a straight face.

"Yep," Mikaela clicked her tongue.

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Sam stopped his bike in front of a cop car, "Oh, great. Cops. Officer! Listen! Ah- oh. Oh, that hurt. Listen to me! Thank God you're here! I've had the worst day ever! I've been, I've been followed here on my mother's bike! Right? And my car's right there and it's been following me here! So get out of the car! No! Stop! Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right! Okay! I'm sorry! I'm- whoah! I didn't mean to hit your car! Look! Okay, look, look, look! Oh my, oh- whoa whoa whoa- stop, stop! Please! Okay, what do you want from me? Okay." The cop car started driving at Sam with its head lights on.

The cop car more formally know as Barricade Transformed with a roar making Sam freak out, "Oh, God, no! No!" Sam yelled.

Barricade roared as he chased after a now running Sam, "Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh! Shit! Aaa! It's a bad dream." Sam was screaming in a panic.

Barricade swung his hand and flung Sam onto a car, "Are you username Ladies-Man-two-one-seven?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Sam shouted back.

"Are you username Ladies-Man-two-one-seven?" Barricade repeated himself.

Sam was warry, "Yeah."

Barricade slammed his fists to the ground, "Where is eBay item two-one-one-five-three?" Sam let out a confused noise aggravating Barricade more, "Where are the glasses?" 

Bee chose that moment to show up and slam his side into Barricade giving Sam the chance to run. As Sam was yelling and Barricade let out a roar as the battle commenced between him and Bumblebee.

Sam ran through a doorway seeing Mikaela and Mel ride up in front of Sam on Mikaela's scooter, Sam waved his hand for them to get back, "Get back! Stop! Whoah!" Sam fell on top of Mikaela.

"Oh- God! What is your problem, Sam?" Mikaela asked as she pushed Sam off of her.

Sam pointed behind him, "Okay, there's a monster right there! It just attacked me! Here he comes!" Barricade blasted through the side of the building as Bee drove up beside them opening his doors before activating his holoform. He grabbed Mel's wrist before pushing her into his alt-form, he then grabbed Mikaela and Sam who were bickering and shoved them in his alt-form. He then deactivated his holoform and driving off.

"Go, go, go, go, go," Sam repeated before looking back and seeing Barricade roar while he transformed.

Bumblebee started to play Pretty Handsome Awkward as he drove.

"Go, go, go, go!" Mel almost yelled.

Mikaela freaked out as she saw Bee headed for a ramp, "Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!"

Sam tryed to keep calm, "No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die."

Mel turned to look at what Mikaela was looking at, "Oh, my Primus!"

Sam was still trying to keep the girls calm, "Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!"

Bee launched off the ramp causing Sam to know agree with the girls, "Oh my God! No! We're gonna die! Oh my God!" Bee continued to drive and do a few fancy maneuvers before locking all doors and staying quiet.

 Mel was trying to keep her heart calm, "Oh, oh my Primus," she let out as she was breathing shaky breaths.  

Sam tryed to open the door, "We're locked in. Unh! The car won't start. At least we ditched the monster, right?" Sam said as said monster drove past them.

"Okay. Time to start..." Mel told Bee as she put a hand on the driver's seat.

"Oof!" Sam let out as Bee jerked forward at high speed catching the attention of Barricade. They drove into a warehouse where Bee through them out as he and Barricade Transformed. Barricade caught sight of Mel before going to grab her, but not before Bee shot at him giving Mel a chance to run which she took. 

Frenzy who had popped out of Barricade's chest piece scurried after her speaking in  Cybertronian which she somehow understood. Frenzy had scanned Mel, 'Princess!' Frenzy called out as Mel tripped over a rock. 

Mel was in so much shock she didn't realize Mikaela had run over with a hand-held chainsaw in her hand, which she then proceeded to chop off frenzy's head with. "Are you ok?" Mikaela asked as Sam kicked Frenzy's head away.

"Why did that thing call me Princess?!" Mel flipped out, the pent-up confusion from the past few days finally spilling out.

 "I don't know, but it sounds like someone won, so let's head back inside," Sam told her getting a nod. They walked inside seeing Bee walked towards them with his hands on his hips with an electronic sound following soon after.

"What is it?" Mikaela asked.

"It's a robot. But like a, like a different, you know, like a super-advanced... robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely Japanese," Sam told them as he walked towards Bee.

"I'm pretty sure it has a name and It's not Japanese," Mel pointed out.

"What are you doing?" Mikaela questioned him as she watched Sam walk closer to Bee.

"I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already."

"Really? Well, do you speak robot? Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match." Mikaela told him as she gently pushed down Mel's hand that she was raising.

"I think it wants something from me," Sam stated.

"What?" 

"Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page."

"You are the strangest boy I have ever met," Mikaela deadpanned.

Mel turned to Mikaela as she did a little two-finger salute, "Hi."

"And you're the strangest girl I've met,"  Mikaela chuckled.

"Can you talk?" Mel asked as she walked closer.

"XM Satellite Radio- digital cable brings you- Columbia Broadcasting System" Bee played through the radio.

"So you... you talk through the radio?" 

"Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful," Bee played as he clapped a pointed at Mel making her laugh and bowed.

"So, what was that last night? What was that?" Sam asked a bit loud. 

"Message from Starfleet, Captain- Throughout the inanimate vastness of space- Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven- hallelujah!" 

Mikaela walked over, "Visitors from heaven? What, what are you, like, an alien or something?"

Bumblebee let out an electronic squeal as he transformed, "Any more questions you want to ask?" 

"He wants us to get in the car." Sam pointed out as Mel got into the driver's seat.

"And go where?" Mikaela was wary but Bee was trying to hurry things up so he started playing Before it's too late by the Goo Goo dolls making Mel laugh.

(Bonus this is Bee, Jazz and Ironhide's favorite song - and its by annapantsu on YouTube I highly recommend you go watch her stuff)