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Bella's POV

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Me and Edward ditched the rest of school to plan, hopefully this will stop Emmett's teasing. Esme had gone shopping and Carlisle was at work, the rest were at school, we were all alone. Edward pulled me down to sit on his knee, facing him so my legs were either side of his.

"So," his eyes were black, filled with many emotions.

"I say we egg him," my voice was innocent, causing him to chuckle.

"Let's do it," he smiled, making my insides melt.

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Everything was ready. We waited.

Alice, then Rosalie walked in, then Jasper, closely followed by Esme, they looked grumpy, especially Jasper, absorbing everyone's emotions. "3, 2, 1, Go!" Edward whisper shouted. I dropped the eggs over the banister.

"Arghh!" Carlisle shouted, Emmett began laughing.

Oops.

"ISABELLA MARIE CULLEN! EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN! GET DOWN HERE NOW!" Carlisle growled.

We both bowed our heads as we walked downstairs. Dad's designer shirt was covered in egg.

"Sorry Daddy," I apologised.

"What is the meaning of this?" His voice was calmer now.

"Um, Emmett kept winding us up," I paused to rub my nose, "we thought if we.... Egged him he would leave us alone," My lower lip was trembling, my acting was fab if I do say so myself.

"Pfft," Emmett was grimacing.

"And Edward?"

"I wanted to help Bella, she's my mate, I can't just let her get into trouble, we're really sorry Dad," Edward refused to look his Father in the eye.

Carlisle nodded then sighed, "This is a one off-"

"WHAT!? Carlisle!? Can't you see what they're doing!?" Emmett protested.

"Emmett, be quiet," Carlisle warned.

"Hmph," my bear like brother pouted. Then Alice began.