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Bella's POV-

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"Edward?" I asked, leaning more into his cold, but strangely warm chest.

"Yes Bella?" he replied, rocking me slightly, like I was still a child. "What do you think Tanya meant by 'he'll be kissing me very soon'?"

"I'm not sure Bells, but I would never willingly kiss her," he reassured, kissing my hair.

"That's it!" I shouted, jumping up.

"What?" Edward asked, standing up, feeling slightly confused.

"She knows you would, and will never kiss her, she will take you, make you kiss her, force you to, then I'll come to save you, she plans on killing me and living happily ever after with you, she obviously wasn't listening when I said I couldn't be killed," I explained. Edward growled, he's been doing that a lot lately...

"We should tell Carlisle,"

I nodded in agreement; Edward went to go tell his father, leaving me. I ran upstairs to Alice's room. "Hey Bella! Look, what do you think?" Alice greeted. I stared down at the beautiful wedding dress in the photo.

"Oh Alice, it's beautiful!"

"I knew you would love it," she grinned ear to ear.

"When's school?" I asked, I was a little nervous about going to school, I had never been before.

"School starts next week, don't worry Bella, you'll be fine, Edward made sure he's in all your classes," I sighed in relief, I had never been far away from Edward for very long, like ever.

"Bella........."

"Yes Alice?"

"You know when Edward poured water over y-" I cut her off.

"How do we get him back?"

Alice laughed then began whispering in my ear.

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I had made myself invisible. "Hey Alice, do you know where Bella is? I can't seem to find her,"

"I don't know," Alice cried, "I popped into my room to get nail varnish, we were going to paint each other's nails, but when I got back Bella was gone!" she began sobbing, hysterically.

The rest of my family walked in, they were all in on the prank as well. "My poor baby, she's probably so scared," Esme wailed, clutching onto her mate, Carlisle. Edward was panicking.

"She couldn't have gone too far," my mate was literally shaking.

"There's no trace of her scent, I've searched," Jasper said. Edward sat down and put his head in his hands. I walked over to him and made myself visible.

"Hi Edward," I said cheerfully. He jumped.

"How the..."

The rest started laughing. Edwards face turned from confused, to slightly pissed off, then to emotionless. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"You literally gave me a heart attack Bella,"

I hugged him, feeling slightly guilty. "Sorry, it was Alice's idea." He glared at Alice before turning his attention to Emmett.

"Yeah I do, come on," Edward said to his brother.

He and Emmett ran upstairs, to plan revenge. I wonder what they are planning...

Hmm.

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Edward's POV-

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I waited until Bella was asleep before I started the prank. I feel a little mean, but I felt like dying during Bella's trick. When she woke in the morning and showered, the water would be blood red and freezing cold.

Hey it was Emmett's idea!

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Bella had woken. I and Emmett were waiting. A loud, deafening scream echoed through the house a few moments later.

"EDWARD!" She screeched. Alice rushed upstairs before you could say 'jack in a box'. When she came back down she grabbed me by my ear and began dragging me upstairs.

"Ah, Alice my ear, ouch."

She ignored me. When I saw Bella a wave of guilt and giddiness washed through me. Alice left, closing the door behind her. It was silent for a while.

"What did you do to my shower!?" She screamed at me.

"Um, is that a rhetorical question or-" I was cut off. Again.

"You better go fix it!"

She was kind of cute when mad.

"I'm sorry," I apologised. She wrapped her arms around my neck in a hug. How the heck do I fix a shower?

"You'll just have to call someone then," Bella was back to her normal self. Oh... She has telepathy, I forgot, again. Bella pecked my cheek before walking out of the room to use Alice's shower. I guess I better fix this thing then.

Or you know, call the plumber.