As the title suggest~
Q&A with Alfred and Ivan~

K- me
A- America
R- Russia
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K- Ok~ this Q&A is going to be basically an interview about the little things about you two~ you ready?

A- born ready!

R- rolls eyes and smiles Da~

K- first question, what's your favorite fall activity?

R- I like taking the children pumpkin and apple picking!

A- licks lips and I like making and eating the aftermath of said pumpkin and apple picking! But, I also like just walking through the parks! The leaves make for some surprisingly romantic photos~

K- ok, next question~ did you two ever do a couples costume?

A- sure we have! Plenty of times!

R- nods in agreement

K- which one was the best and which was the worst?

R- the best one for me was when we went as a prisoner and a guard.

A- face turns red the only reason you liked that one so much was because of the role playing we did that night!

R- Da~ he was such a naughty prisoner that I had to punish him~

K- can we go one god damn oneshot with you two without being pervs?

R- Nyet~ kisses Alfred's neck

A- giggles and blushes more

K- Jesus Christ facepalms ok, enough smooches for now! We're still in the middle of an interview here!

A&R - reluctantly separate

K- good, now, it's Alfred's turn to answer the question.

A- thinks for a moment I would say my favorite couples costume was when we went as a cosmonaut and an alien! I was a sexy alien, of course, and he just wore his old cosmonaut suit.

K- perfect, next question! Warm apple pie or hot apple cider?

A- do I get ice cream for the apple pie?

K- no

A- Cider

R- da, unless it's Fredka's apple pie~ smirks

K- what did I say?! Smacks Ivan's head with the question sheet

R- sorry~ smirks because he's obviously not

K- good lord, you two drive me nuts. Anyway, what is the worst part about fall?

R- the yard work. We do it ourselves no matter the property we stay at. So, it could be a small sidewalk or acres of land. We do it all ourselves with the kids.

A- nods in agreement even though we have big machines that crunch the leaves and stuff, it still takes us a good day on smaller properties. The children really help in that way since a lot of them love to do yard work.

K- Why don't we break away from the autumn questions and do some general ones?

A- that's ok with me!

R- da, that is fine~

K- what do you love most about each other, Alfred you first.

A- smiled warmly Ivan has always had the largest heart. It just takes a lot of digging to finally uncover it. He is such a sweetheart all the time! On the rare occasion that I get sick, he'll cook all the food and take care of both of our paperwork! When I was pregnant with Alaska, he would cuddle me and conform to my shape! He loves to cuddle and gives the best hugs! I love the way his nose twitches when he smells something, whether it's good or bad! He has a great sense of humor and always knows how to make me laugh, genuinely laugh! So many people judge him, but all those asshats totally missed out on perfection! hugs Ivan tightly

R- hugs back

K- Aw~ Ivan?

R- looks down at Alfred and kisses his head Fredka has the most beautiful singing voice and makes the most divine food! He is intelligent and is the only person who has ever beat me in chess! His eyes sparkled like sapphires, even when nothing catches their attention! His heart is bigger than mine, for he is the only nation who never judged me! He is humble and caring and warm, I could never want more in my life! He has given me everything I have ever wanted and I will love and protect him forever~

K- you two are adorable when you're not being pervy! Clears throat anyway, what is something that you would never let the other person do? Ivan, you first this time~

R- I would never let Fredka drive in Russia. As much as people compare him to Italy, the crucial difference is in their driving. Fredka is a wonderful driver, even in harsh conditions. But, many Russians aren't so. I have been in a fair amount of crashes because of neglectful drivers or bad weather conditions. I would never let my Fredka subject himself to such terror.

K- Alfred?

A- thinks hmm, I dunno. Vanya is a quick learner, so everything he was once bad at he's now good at. I guess the one thing I wouldn't want him doing is farm work. Texas and I, as well as a few other states, can handle that. Ivan may be good with a tractor, but I would rather him be in the house spending time with the children. Besides, I've gotten into some serious accidents with faulty equipment. Some stuff like losing a few fingers, getting first degree burns on my neck, and having a horse nearly smash my skull. I would want to subject Vanya to that.

K- do.....do I wanna-

A- deadpanned no you don't

K- damn, ok then.

R- looks confused when did the horse one happen? I remember the other two incidents you are referring to, but-

A- long story, enough to be its own oneshot

R- chuckles and kisses Alfred's temple

K- ok, next one! Do either of you have a favorite child?

A- OF COURSE NOT!

R- NYET!

K- wow, that was quick and loud. Do either of you have a pet peeve about each other?

R- I have a list~

A- IVAN!!!

R- laughs childishly do not worry, sunflower. It is not a long one!

K- ooo~ I gotta hear this~

R- Fredka has a nasty habit of drooling at random times, not just when he is sleeping. It normally happens if he very focused on something, like a game. He will start panting and drooling. I find it off putting to say the least. Fredka also has a habit of watching Mukbangs. I normally don't mind the sounds of eating, but when the audio is so awful you can't tell static from crunch, I think that's a sign to stop.

A- I... Ok those two are extremely valid...

R- chuckles I told you it wasn't a long list!

K- what about you Alfred?

A- thinks harshly ya know, I really can't point anything out. I guess the only thing he does that annoys me sometimes is when he is extremely overprotective. I have days worth of stories about having to bail Mattie and Ivan out of county jails because they got into fights with some dudes. I find it endearing if it's just a verbal assault, but when it becomes violent I worry. I worry about the humans Ivan's fighting because I know Ivan is stronger than I am. I find it hard to restrain my strength when fighting about someone I'm passionate about. Even though Ivan has years of experience with his inhumane strength, you can't blame me for worrying about the human who simply spanked my ass at the bar.

K- that's oddly specific~

A- it's a story to say the least chuckles breathlessly

R- mumbling he deserved worse

A- Aw~ such a sweet man~ kisses Ivan's cheek just don't land somebody in the hospital and it's all good.

K- ok, now some dirty question~ what is your favorite roleplay~

A- easy, Sir Soviet. He plays Sir Soviet and depending on my mood I'm either Captain Capitalist or Lady Liberty. It often involves a lot of toys and foreplay, it really lets the kinky side out.

R- licks his lips I would have to agree. Our most amazing sex happens when we play Sir Soviet~

K- what about your favorite toy and/or outfit?

A- I had this chest band custom made for Ivan. It has leather straps and connecting them is the Soviet emblem. It really brings out his pectoral muscles. As for toys, I must confess, I love any type of restraint. Ribbons are my favorite, since it always allows for some slow and soft sex.

R- I love it when Fredka wears nothing but thigh highs. That is when I know he wants to be punished. I'm a bit of a sadist, so whips are a personal favorite of mine. But I make sure to use it sparingly. Fredka doesn't have found memories with whips, so I'll use my teeth instead.

K- where is the worst place you had sex?

R- in why context makes it the worst?

K- the size, the smell, the atmosphere-

A- we once did it in a gas station bathroom. It was the mid 90s and we had been in the car for six hours. When we finally stopped to fill our tank and grab some snacks, somebody got horny glances at Ivan

R- blushes I would like to agree with that one. It was a horrible idea but I was too horny to care.

K- final question, and it's not dirty. Would you two like to do this again?

R- da, I wouldn't mind doing this again~

A- HELL YEAH!!!

K- on that note, let's end this Q&A! If y'all have any questions, leave a comment! Have a good one starlings!

A&R- bye! waves