Haven-seth America finds out he's an anime

What a good crack chapter to celebrate 69 oneshots
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Alfred was in the meeting room with the other nations, trying his best not to get too loud as the arguments continued. The boy was tired, so he decided to ditch the meeting in favor of sleeping in his bed. While sneaking out of the meeting, he didn't happen to notice a certain Japanese man quickly following him.

Alfred was walking down the street when he smelt hotdogs. Finding himself to be hungrier than his normal hero self, he went towards the smell. When he finally found the hotdog cart, he pranced up to it.

"Yo dude! Mind if I get five hotdogs please!" Alfred handed the man five dollars and he began to make the hotdogs.

"What toppings would ya like?"

"Hm, just the normal ketchup, mustard, and relish please," America smiled as he got his hotdogs and left the man another few bucks as a tip. Sitting by a park bench, Alfred INHALED the first hotdog. Not even chewing it, he swallowed it whole. This caught the attention of a group of girl a few benches over, who looked back to the manga they were reading and back to Alfred.

Alfred inhaled another hotdog, and the girls took one final look at the manga. There he was, the same man, doing the same thing to a pile of burgers. This man was Alfred F. Jones, the fucking United States of America.

Alfred are the last two hotdogs together and the fan girls couldn't help but photograph the evidence. A few girls got nose bleeds, wiping it away with their sleeves.

The girl with the manga dug through her custom Hetalia backpack and took out a tiny marker. Storming over as Alfred ate the final hotdog, she tapped his shoulder.

"Mr. America?! Could you please sign my manga?!" Alfred quirked his brow and looked down, his eyes widening. He was at a loss for words, it was him and the other allies on the cover! Alfred gulped and gently took the manga, looking it over.

He stared in disbelief that nearly everything was PERFECTLY documented. That's when he heard the snapping of a camera. He looked up and saw Kiku in the tree, blushing after being caught.

"KIKU!!!" Japan fell out of the tree, America catching him bridal style.

"AMERIPAN CONFIRMED!!!" the girl who had previously been holding the manga shouted. The girls all flipped their shit, except for one.

"It's not as cute as America in Russia's arms," the one girl commented, her lips quivering as her nose began to bleed, "but it is still cute,"

"Pardon me ladies," Alfred quickly signed the manga and began to walk off.

"Ooo~ I wonder what Japan's punishment is going to be~" Alfred and Kiku turned bright red as the blonde continued to storm towards his apartment.

When getting there, he set Kiku on the couch and pinched his temples.

"Japan, what the ever loving fuck did you do this time?"

"I just wanted to document my friends! It was rearry nothing at first, untir someone offered money for the story! So, we kept writing together,"

"Didn't you think about how dangerous it is to have printed evidence of our existence?!"

"It is not just printed," Japan mumbled.

"Excuse me?" Alfred asked irritated. Japan unlocked his phone and went to his normal streaming app, opening a link to Hetalia Axis Powers. America was basically frozen when he saw himself and all the other nations.

"It is arso an anime with a rot of fans," Japan smiled weakly.

"So when that one girl said that shit about Russia?"

"It is a popurar ship, I know I rove it,"

"God dammit Japan!" he began to watch. Surprisingly, he liked it, "I like it, but I gotta question,"

"Hai?"

"How did you film this?"

"That is my secret, sorry America-san," Japan giggled to himself, evilly.

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((666 words because this chapter is satan))