A request for gaypenguinhaslimes

Basically all the nations except Russia and America turn into children and RusAme have to take care of them
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The world meeting in New York had been in full swing for hours. Many nations had been growing tense from being cooped up in the crowded hall. So, Germany called a half hour break to release the tension. Alfred was packing his things in the now deserted meeting hall when a pair of strong arms wrapped around him.

"Hey Vanya, you hungry? I was going to head to the kitchen and heat up some left over soup,"

"That sounds nice, but I'm not in the mood for soup,"

"Well, whatcha in the mood for, my precious snowman?" Alfred finally finished packing his briefcase and turned around, coming face to face with the lustful grin of his secret boyfriend.

"I'm in the mood for American sausage, think I can have some?" Ivan licked his lips and got closer to Alfred's face. The younger blushed and looked at the clock.

"Are you sure we have enough time?" Alfred gulped as Ivan kissed his jaw.

"Da, we should be back in time. Now let's get to somewhere private," Ivan kissed down Alfred's neck, making the younger moan.

"Dammit, there's an office down the hall that only I have the keys to. Come on," Alfred quickly snatched Ivan's hand and dragged him off. The two entered the room and locked the private office behind them, 'discussing business' as they would say.

After a half hour, many countries were just waiting on the two powerhouse nations. They were beginning to get impatient, knowing that the two often came back late when they were 'discussing' things. England grunted and began to play with an orb that he and Romania had conjured.

"Angleterre, what is zat?" France asked as he saw the glowing orbs. England and Romania smirked.

"They are de-aging orbs. When those two get back from their business discussion, we're going to toss them at those two imbeciles. If they wish to act like children they should be children!" England was stilling tossing the orb lightly.

"Um... Maybe you shourd not pray with the orb, Engrand-san?" Japan questioned with a lot of concern. Many nations nodded, having known England's previous mishaps regarding magic.

"Relax, I'm not going to drop it unless something makes me drop it!" England smirked as still played. Meanwhile, Australia was playing with one of his famous poisonous arachnids. Taiwan immediately took notice of the large creature and screeched, making the spider get anxious.

"AUSTRALIA WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!" Taiwan ran behind China, who also got a look at the large spider.

"Poisonous spiders do not belong at meetings, aru!" China stood behind Japan, who was trying to shove South Korea off his breast. Just as Japan did, South Korea flew into a side table, frightening the spider off of Australia's hands.

"Oi! Everybody calm down! My little mate just got scared! If nobody makes sudden movements it should be fine!" Australia slowly moved around and everybody stood very still. Brazil also began to look for the scared spider, when the two men heard a girly shriek. They looked up and saw the spider crawling right towards England.

"Uncle England, don't move!" Brazil gently approached him as the spider crawled closer. Brazil almost caught it, until it began to climb up England's pants. The Brit screeched like a little girl, causing both him and Romania to drop the orbs. Yellow smoke began to fill the room and many nations began to panic. A lot ran out in a hurry, leaving only a few nations to be stuck in the spell's fog.

England, Spain, France, both of the Italies, Germany, Prussia, Denmark, China, Japan, Australia, Canada, and Belarus had all been de-aged! The then adult nations were no more than physically three years of age!

Conveniently, this was when the two powerhouses came back. Alfred has a slight limp to him and Russia had a large smile across his face.

"Next time, don't go so hard and bring a condom. I can hardly walk now and the cum is gonna take longer to clean out of me. Why were you suddenly so horny anyway?"

"That suit makes your ass look irresistible, maybe we can go a few more rounds after the meeting?" Ivan held Alfred's waist and licked the shell of his ear. Alfred shivered and his legs turned to jelly.

"Vanya quit it! We're already late!" Alfred opened the door to the meeting, seeing that the previously mentioned nations were three-year-olds. Ivan and he were both shocked silent as a chibi Italy waddled up to them and clutched Alfred's pants. Alfred opened his mouth, but Ivan spoke.

"I don't know don't even ask," Ivan picked up a small Belarus, who clung to his scarf, "what are we going to do? We don't have enough room in that small apartment you have!" Alfred looked at the group of small nations.

"What about the Sleepy Hallow mansion?"

"Nyet!!! That's our private home!!! I don't want a bunch of small kids in there!!!" Ivan had already called up their personal cleaner to get the house ready for their romantic weekend. It was going to be a surprise for their one-year anniversary.

"Vanya, we may not have a choice, we can't just leave them," Romano and Canada waddled up to America, tugging his pants. Germany and China began to cry as Australia and Denmark tugged at their hair. Japan, Spain, and England were sucking their thumbs while France laid across them. America walked over to Australia and Denmark, tugging them off of China and Germany, "that's not nice, you two! Say you are sorry," America gave a stern tone, making the babies go silent.

Russia became hard again at seeing Alfred be so commanding. But once he realized that their romantic weekend had indeed been ruined, he groaned and went to call the cleaner.

The drive to the mansion was rather long considering they had to take two separate cars. All the children were buckled in makeshift car seats, babbling useless nonsense. In Alfred's car was Romano, Germany, China, Belarus, Denmark, and France. The kids behaved nicely for him, not wanting to be scolded again. In Russia's car was Italy, Canada, Japan, Australia, Spain, and England; and it was total chaos. The children were loud and constantly fighting, making the traffic harder to get through.

When they finally arrived home, they unloaded all the kids and sat them on the couch. Alfred told them the rules and then began on making food for them. Russia was alone with the kids, who just climbed on him. Belarus and Denmark was tugging on his scarf, choking him a tiny bit while Germany sucked on his tiny foot. Australia had already attracted a bunch of creatures from outside, making England burst into tears. Italy and Romano began to climb the stairs, nearly tumbling down before Alfred caught them. He balanced the bowl and spoon in one arm, with the Italy brothers in the other.

"Vanya, do you need help?"

"Nyet! I got it handled, da?"

"Not really, the Italy brothers almost turned their brains into scrambled eggs! They're already spazzy enough," Alfred put the two down and smiled, "who wants some food?!" Alfred held a large bowl with a silver spoon in his other hand. The babies cheered, crawling over to Alfred and patiently waiting.

Alfred began to feed them as Ivan watched, smiling softly at his lover. Suddenly, the phone rang in the kitchen. Ivan picked it up, frowning when he heard the loud insults being hurled at him. It was Alfred's boss, so it was right to assume he meant these insults for his own nation. The thought made Ivan furious, so he let the president finish his fit.

"You are done, da?" Ivan's voice was dripping in venom, making the president hang up immediately, "cowardly cyka," Ivan hung up the phone and went back to the living room, watching Alfred read a story to the sleepy baby nations. Once they were done, Alfred and Ivan put the group of nations in a bedroom upstairs. That's when Alfred yawned, stretching his back.

"Who was on the phone?" he asked as he cracked his spine. Ivan shook his head and smiled.

"No one important," he replied, "you seem stressed. Why don't we go 'rest' while the children sleep, da?" Ivan suggested in a husky voice. Alfred chuckled and pulled Ivan into a kiss, both of them falling into their room. In their haste to make love, they failed to completely shut the door. Moans quickly became loud as Ivan and Alfred made love, waking a few of the children.

England, France, and Spain crawled to the room where they heard the noises, gently opening the cracked door. The three infants looked as Ivan kissed Alfred's neck, making Alfred moan. France crawled closer and even stood up, grabbing the sheets as his head was close to Alfred's. Feeling the sudden shift, Alfred turned his head. His eyes met with Francis' baby blues, making him squeak and squirm from Ivan's grasp.

"Oh my god!" Alfred quickly covered himself up, seeing his three former parents' baby forms watching him make love. Ivan groaned at the three, having interrupted his fun time.

"This is going to be a long weekend," Ivan said lowly.

The weekend did pass slowly, but Ivan grew very fond of taking care of children. Belarus was specifically very easy for him, but Alfred helped him a lot when it came time for grooming, feeding, or entertaining the babies. On Sunday night, they had finally put the children down for a nap. The two finally had some quiet time as they went into the hallway.

"Finally," Alfred sighed in relief. Ivan chuckled and kissed Alfred's temple, making him blush.

"Happy anniversary, my sunflower,"

"Happy anniversary to you too, my snowflake," Alfred hugged Ivan tightly as the two went into their bedroom. They kissed for a bit before falling asleep in each other's arms. Just then, the door opened. In walked a fully grown Germany, seeing the two on the bed. He smiled softly and slowly closed the door again.

"Zey are asleep," he told the group of now aged nations.

"I feel bad for ruining their anniversary weekend, they must be exhausted from taking care of us," England frowned.

"Well, I will 'ave to cook a fabulous meal zen!" France ran to the kitchen.

"Ve~ Me too!" Italy followed. The group made an entire romantic picnic for the couple and left a note, this way Ivan could finally release all his sexual tension and make kids of his own.