"Alright." I said loudly, clapping my hands to gather everyone's attention as I jumped up on my coffee table. "Now that everyone has eaten we're going to buy you all clothes. We will using the divide and conquer strategy. Two of you will ride with Sam, two with Jody, two with Alex, and the last three with me."

"I want Deidei!" Sam yelled, hugging said blonde.

"Okay, Itachi will also go with Sam." I said, nodding. "Kisame, Pein, and Konan will all ride with me because they probably won't drive me insane. Sasori and Hidan will ride with Jody. Tobi and Kakuzu will ride with Alex. And Zetsu, I'd hate to tell you but you'll need to stay here. People might freak if they see you and the last thing we need is the government taking you all away for experiments."

Said plant man nodded easily.

"Excellent!" Sam yelled happily. "To the mall!"

~•~

"Alright you three" I said as I turned and looked at them. "Remember not to use your powers and stay close to me. Got it?"

"Yeah." Konan chirped.

"Got it." Kisame grinned.

"I suppose." Pein huffed.

"Emo ginger." I chuckled quietly as I got out.

"Where are the others?" Pein demanded, deciding to ignore my comment.

"My friends wanted to take them to Walmart first to look for... I really don't know. They'll probably just harass innocent shoppers." I shrugged.

"Walmart?" Kisame mumbled in confusion.

"It's a superstore with crappy clothes, food, and an indoor Taco Bell." I answered.

"Taco bell?" Konan repeated curiously.

"It's a fast food restaurant that sells people Mexican food which eventually either makes them sick or gives them stomach issues."

"And people here enjoy such things?" Pein scoffed.

"I like the churros" I shrugged.

"What's a churro?" Kisame asked.

"It's like a long donut." I replied simply, opening the doors. They all stopped, completely overwhelmed by the mall. I chuckled at them softly before deciding to get started. "Okay. First we'll get Konan's things and get that out of the way. And Pein so help me, if you are about to throw a hissy fit about how we should shop for you first because you are the leader, you can go wait in the car."

Said ginger shut his mouth with an annoyed face and I sighed, rubbing my temples.

"Lets just get this over with..." I sighed deeply. I led them to Victoria's Secret store and ordered the males to wait outside and not to move before bringing Konan inside.

"Can you search for yourself?" I asked her. She nodded with a smile.

"Yes, thank you."

"Get what you want, I've got plenty of money."

"Arigato."

I leaned back against the wall and waited for her to finish gathering what she wanted. I decided to buy myself some underwear as well, seeing as I was outgrowing mine. I grabbed some crimson and black bras and matching underwear before meeting Konan at the resister, where the blushing man behind the counter was gawking at her.

"Got everything?" I asked her.

"Yes, thank you Nina." She smiled. I turned to glare at the man.

"Hey" I snapped. "Stop staring at my friend and ring us up."

He looked at me and his face paled drastically as his eyes widened.

"N-Nina J-Jentz?!" He stuttered. "Right! Yes ma'am! Sorry ma'am!" He yelled as he started scanning the undergarments. Once he was finished, I paid and quickly grabbed my bag as Konan got hers and we left the store.

"Why was he so frightened of you?" She asked.

"In this world, money is power. And when you're as rich as my family, you're one of the most powerful people in the world. That man knew that if he crossed me, I could have easily made his life hell." I smirked coldly.

"You can be quite scary at times." She giggled. "You could pass for an Akatsuki member."

I gave her a smile.

"Thanks." I looked at where we had left the guys to see them surrounded by women.

I scowled in annoyance and quickened my pace. As one woman saw me, she poked another and they looked at me. Soon, all the pests had seen me and parted to make a path as I walked towards Kisame and Pein, who looked relieved that the women were too frightened by me to harass them any longer.

"Kisame, Pein." I said, my voice icy, causing the women to take steps back. "Come on."

"Thank kami!" Kisame grinned, jumping up and picking me up in a big hug as he spun me.

I felt my face flush at the sudden action, yet I kept my face passive as he set me on my feet. Pein stood and walked beside Konan as I led them to a different store. We still had to get Konan's clothes, as well as Pein's and Kisame's, and I could use some new clothes as well, so I took them to old navy.

"Alright." I said as we entered. The other customers immediately cleared out at seeing me so we were free to shop without any mishaps. Hopefully. "What we're going to do is very simple. I will find you some clothes, you will try them on, you will come out of the dressing room to show me, then you will go in and repeat the process until you are positive all the clothes fit. Then I shall pay, we shall leave, and I will go to Walmart to buy food."

"Sounds good" Kisame grinned, patting my head, which I ducked in an attempt to dodge. My efforts were fruitless.

"Alright." I sighed. I grabbed them all a pile of clothes that I was almost positive would fit them and shooed them into the changing rooms. I looked through the racks as I waited.

"Hey Nina? How's this look?" Konan asked. I looked back over to see her wearing light blue skinny jeans, a white floral tanktop, and a yellow cardigan. I nodded in approval as I gave up on the clothes and sat in a chair to wait.

"Looks good."

"Were you needing clothes as well?" She asked curiously.

"Yeah, I'm out growing mine." I explained. "But the clothes here aren't my style, so we're going to stop by a different store after we're done here."

"Oh, okay." She smiled before going back into the changing room. Pein walked out in dark jeans and a black button up.

"Fits good" I nodded before waving him back in.

Next Kisame came out, dressed in black jeans and a navy blue, short sleeved unbuttoned button up over a dark grey tanktop. I felt my face get really hot as I looked at him.

"Eh... Nina?" He asked.

I realized I was staring and quickly looked away.

"Sorry, I zoned out." I lied. "Looks good, next."

I looks really, really good...

I shook my head to regain my composer as he went back into his dressing room. I saw Konan, wearing a light blue sundress with black leggings, leaning against the doorway of her dressing room with a knowing smirk on her face. I gave her a warning glare and made the lip-zipping motion to tell her to keep her mouth shut. She giggled quietly before nodding and returning to the dressing room.

This was going to take a while...

~•~

"Is that everything?" I asked as the three put their things on the check out counter. They all nodded and luckily, the cashier was quick to get us checked out and we were soon on our way to the only store here that I really like.

Hot Topic.

"You've got to come out and show us the outfits, okay Nina?" Konan smiled as we entered the dark store.

"Yeah, it's only fair." Kisame chuckled, flashing me that toothy grin.

"Sure..." I sighed, letting my head hang. I walked around the store, picking out clothes I liked, before going into the dressing room.

First, I put on a crimson T-shirt with a black splatter design and stopped just over my belly button, a black leather jacket, black biker jeans with chains hanging from the hips, and fingerless black leather gloves.

I exited the small room and looked at them expectantly. Konan was grinning madly, Pein looked indifferent, and Kisame was just kinda... Staring. His face was a little purple as well, but I ignored it and rose an eyebrow at Konan.

"Well?" I asked impatiently.

"That looks great!" She smiled. I rolled my eyes, but couldn't keep a smile off my face.

"I think I could be a thug, don't you?" I asked, flipping up the collar of my jacket. She giggled and nodded.

"Definitely!"

"Your enthusiasm is making me tired." I teased, smirking.

"What ever, next!"

I rolled my eyes again and reentered the changing room.

~•~

"And now, Walmart." I sighed as we left the mall. It was then that the others showed up.

"Hey Nina!" Sam yelled, waving. She took notice of the bags in my hands. "You bought clothes too?"

"I was outgrowing everything." I shrugged simply. She scowled.

"Well if your boobs would just stop growing!" She yelled, grabbing my breasts. I quirked an eyebrow at her as the Akatsuki stared in disbelief. "Why the hell do you need two melons strapped to your chest?!" She demanded.

"Stop groping me Sam" I sighed, backing away from her. She crossed her arms with a pout.

"Well you stop having a bigger chest than me..." She grumbled.

"Whatever." I sighed again. "We're going to Walmart for food, then were going home. See you there."

With that I walked to my car, a purple Kisame, pink Pein, and amused Konan in tow.

"Is that normal?" Said bluette asked.

"For Sam, absolutely." I said. "Eventually you just kind of get used to it though."

"Wait, she isn't going to do that to me, is she?" She asked, suddenly worried. I looked back at her with a sympathetic smile.

"She very well might, you poor girl."