Ham: My life is boring

Ham: ...

Ham: ... Hello?

Ham: Hey! Don't ignore me!

Ham: Guys, I'm actually alive.

IHateYou: When was the last time you updated? Ten years ago?

Ham: Um...

John: -_-

Ham: Can we chat? Like the old times...

Alex: Oh? What do you mean old times? The times when we actually thought you were cool?

Ham: Hey, I am cool!

Alex: I beg to differ.

Ham: -_-

IHateYou: Hey!

Double Jeans: Hey yourself!

Ham: I just want to chattttt.

Laf: AHAHAHAHA yeah like we'd do that.

Alex: Burnnnnn

Eliza: I heard burn

Ham: BURNNNN

Jeremy: What's happening here?

Ham: Everything... Guys I miss chatting with you. Really.

Eliza: ..she sounds genuine enough...

IHateYou: ...really?

Double Jeans: I say... give her a chance.

Ham: YES! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,  thank you, thank you, THANK YOUUUU!

Double Jeans: I regret that immediately

John: I guess you're too late.

Alex: Here we go again...

Sophie (from Mamma Mia): Wait, what?

Michael: Shhhhhh

Enjolras: What the HECK is happening here.

Ham: Oooo guess what?

John: We don't want to know...

Ham: I will end this chapter here because we are going to... have another live interview!!

Alex: Who's the unlucky guy?

Ham: It shall be... Enjolras!

Enjolras: Why life, why do this to me...