Ham: Guys, we actually have to chat, the readers are getting super annoyed.

John: I know right

Ham: Well you're the one not cooperating!

Alex: Hey...

Ham: Hay!

Eevie: Cough cough

Asriel: Cough cough

Michael: Cough cough

Ham: Why are we all sick?

Alex: We're not.

Ham: But you're all coughing.

Jeremy: God, shut up!

Ham: I know right!

Sam: I think he means you, Ham.

Ham: Um.

Michael: I'm sure Jeremy here means Ham.

Jeremy: Aw Michael! That was an amazing pun.

Ham: Argh the boyf riends is too much for me to handle ;-;

John: ...

Ham: Cough cough.

Raichu: Need some cough medicine?

Ham: -_- No thanks

Michael: Um...

Ham: Btw today morning assembly is about Rich!

Rich: What!?

Ham: About being rich... But my whole mind was "Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!"

Jenna: Which I told!

James (Madison): *wrote

Ham: The ink hasn't driedddd

George (Washington): Ummm stop fighting over me.

Chloe: There you are, Jeremy.

Jeremy: Uhhh, you were looking for me?

Christine: It's play rehearsal! We should go.

Ham: Back to play rehearsal

IHateYou: You really not tired of all these musicals? You have more and more each second

Ham: Ikr but they are all so precious ;-;

Connor (Actual): Um. I have no idea why I'm here. Now let me go.

Evan: No lol we need to pretend we have friends.

Ham: Let's play a game to make sure readers don't get too bored, yknow?

John: ...sure!

Ham: Let's play... Um... Would you rather.

Jeremy: Ooh, sure!

Squip (Jeremy's): Remember to do as I say.

Ham: Not fair, Squip. You're joining the game as an individual.

Jeremy: Hm.

Michael: Good work, Ham!

Asriel: What on earth, you're on Ham's side?

Ham: That moment when all your fav chars hate you.

Michael: I don't hate you.

John: Yet.

Ham: I was tracing back to our first convos and John actually high-fived me back lol

John: And I regret that forever.

Connor (Actual): I don't hate Ham.

Ham: What!? Connor, you have every reason to hate me... I'm someone you would definitely hate...

Michael: But not me?

Ham: Actually, we have some stuff in common ;)

Jeremy: You do? Wait... Michael's mine!

Ham: I don't mind. Boyf riends are so freaking cute.

Evan: You know what, Connor? Let's go.

Ham: Ahhhh treebros ;-;

John: Are we gonna play or not?

Ham: Oh yeah! Would you rather. I'll start. Double Jeans!

Double Jeans: I thought you forgot me.

Ham: Never. Would you rather get called Double Jeans for the rest of your life, or rather Cosette get chased down by IHateYou for the rest of her life?

IHateYou: What does this have to do with me?

Double Jeans: First option. Cosette doesn't deserve it.

Cosette: Aww.

Marius: Cosette said aww! She's so cute <3

Cosette: What's that less than three thing?

Marius: ...nevermind.

Ham: Well done, Double Jeans... You answered the question...

Michael: Do we get to ask?

Ham: Of course!

Thomas (Jeff): Can I ask Jamie something? Hey, would you rather Hamilton stays here forever, or I disappear forever? With Hamilton, of course.

James (Madison): Of course stay.

Thomas: So... Did it hurt?

Ham: When? When James fell from heaven?

James: Heh.

Thomas: Neh. When you fell for me.

Ham: I change my mind. Jeffmads is the cutest!

John: -_- you change every minute.

Ham: That's why I can never get an OTP. It should be MTP!

Michael: And what would that be?

Jeremy: I get it. Many true pairs.

Christine (Canigula): Or it could be Millions of true pairs!

Jenna: Huh. Christine is smart!

Brooke: Tell me all about it!

Jenna: I'm not a tool!

Ham: Meanwhile...

Chloe: I'm telling the story, Ham!

Heather (C): What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On. I would've sworn, but guess who blocked it?

Ham: Me of course xd

John: Gosh Ham. You're more and more annoying each minute.

Ham: Thanks! :D btw I want to watch tv

Evan: You've been saying that for the past million hours!

Ham: I haven't even been alive for that long!

Jared: You have, I just did the calculation, it's around two years.

Ham: I haven't known any of you for two years!

Connor (real): You do know what exaggeration means, right?

John: Of course she does, she's the one who uses the most!

Jeremy: So...

Brooke: Um? What's happening? Jerry?

Alex: Pretty sure he prefers the name Jeremy.

Munkustrap: He does.

Undyne: Does he?

Ham: Wtp, guys.

Jeremy: I do.

Christine: You don't.

Jeremy: I do.

Christine: You don't.

Jeremy: I do.

Ham: You don't.

Jeremy: I do.

Eliza: You guys did it! Heyyy!

Angelica: Ooh! I do I do I do I dooo

Ham: Boy you got me...

Eliza: Helplessss~!

Jeremy: -_-

Jared: Ha! They got you so hard!

Evan: Hard?

Jared: ...bad

Evan: Bad?

Jared: rOuGh

Ham: Stop.

Connor: What the hell, guys.

Michael: Immaturity at its finest.

Laf: No offence, but that sounds like you.

John: Well said.

Ham: Ahahaha.

Michael: -_-

Eliza: ;D

Burr: I thought we were playing Would You Rather...

Ham: Next chapter, k? Next chapter, we'll be playing... TRUTH. OR. TRUTH!

Kaitlyn: Woo!