JD was sipping a slurpee with Heather Mac because why the fuck not?

"What the hell is fun?" JD looked up at the sky, and Mac laughed. She took out a random ukelele and started playing a random tune.
"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!" Heather gestured between her and JD. "N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!"
JD nodded, smiling. "F is for fire that burns down the whole town!" Heather looked at him, slightly confused. "U is for uranium.. bombs!" He clapped his hands together. "N is for no survivors-"
"Jason!" Heather screeched. "Those things are not what fun it all about! Now, do it like this!" She steed playing the ukelele again. "F is for friends who do stuff to-"
JD groaned. "Never! That is completely idiotic."
McNamara sighed. "Here, let me help you."
Jason looked up, sighing dramatically.
"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, TRY IT!" Mac grabbed him, and JD had finally given up.
"N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!" They sang together.
JD clutched his stomach. "Wait... I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?"
Heather laughed. "No! That's how you're supposed to feel!"
"Well I like it!" JD grinned. "Let's do it again!"
"Okay!" Heather started strumming again.
"F is for frolic through all the flowers, U is for ukelele!" Heather stood up, tapping her foot along, JD following. "N is for nose picking, chewing gum and sand licking here with my best buddy!"
Heather booped his nose and they started laughing maniacally until they died because I don't really know.

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