95% of you already knew that this was a joke but wHATEVER APRIL FOOooOoOLS

too lazy to write a fic so have some lil headcannons instead

-james is sick literally all the time, and if he isn't well enough to go to classes, thomas will stay at home with him

- thomas is a sucker for romantic movies an stuff so he'll try to recreate things he sees in movies, like flower petals an shit. james will just giggle and kiss thomas, and thomas will be like "okay i appreciate the kisses but you're supposed to like, swoon"

- james will be in the middle of like, a conversation with hamilslut or something, and thomas will just pick him up bridal style and walk off

- james will try to be angry, but won't be able to keep it up for long

- alex is just "???¿¿¿"

- also if thomas doesn't feel like carrying james around, he'll sometimes, (while james is in the midst of a conversation) come and pull james into a hug, whisper "i love you, so much", smother james in kisses and ZOOM OFF

- james is 5000% flustered and probably yelling at thomas to GET UR ASS BACK HERE, THOMAS WTF

- thomas gives james piggy back rides

- james blushes vv easily

- if you want to get thomas to blush, you need to catch him off guard

- so sometimes, james will unexpected kiss thomas, or tell him he loves him

- and thomas will go a nice shade of pink and hide his face

- sometimes thomas will bring a fucking cane to class

-like, a fancy ass, wooden carved cane

- one time he smacked alex across the head with his cane

i cant think of anything else rn
also hOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES A LOT OF READS ON THIS, THANK YOU ALL, LOVELIES!
ily all
i'll keep writing, don't worry.
bye now