Felix's pov:
After a long day of recording I decided to go to the bar that is a few blocks away from me.

*time skip brought to you by my OTP that isn't in this one shot 😭*

I walked into the bar and sat down. There was this guy on my right that moved closer to me. He was kinda cute but he wasn't cute enough for the cringe queen.
(bold is sung normal is said "") (all of it is sung or said by Felix until I say otherwise)

"La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la"

"Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like"

"Why?!"

"I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right"

The other man on my left moved closer to me.

"I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite

But it always seems to bite me in the...
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot"

"I am not giving you my damn number!"

"You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth

And that is when it started going south
Oh!"

Just no...

"Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!"

-_-

"Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la..."

His breath smelt like beer and shit.

"I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top

You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"

"Just please stop..."

And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped

You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!"

Now that I think of it I really want a yacht...

"Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my' hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la'.
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la' "

Please take a hint...

"What about 'no' don't you get
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leavin'
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and
You'll be gone"

Please fuck off...

"One.
Get your hands off my'
Two.
Or I'll punch you in the'
Three.
Stop your staring at my'
Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
take a hint, take a hint

Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my' hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la'.
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la'."

A/N:
THE END!!

SONGWRITERS:

KADISH, KEVIN / KABIR, MEGHAN SHAHNAZ