Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of--

Philip (from the bathroom): (Retches)

Veronica: (Winces) Oof... is he all right?

Me: "Ask Musical Characters". Yeah... Philip has been camping out in the bathroom with a bad case of food poisoning for the past (checks watch) 12 or so hours... and counting.

Eliza: Yep. He's been in the bathroom all night without getting an ounce of sleep. 

Hamilton: (In panic/crisis mode) Philip! Are you okay?!

Philip: (From bathroom) Yeah, pops! I-- wait a sec... (retches)

Eliza: (Puts her hand on Hamilton's arm) I'll go check on him. (Heads to the bathroom to check on Philip)

Anna of Cleves: Oh, poor boy!

Anne Boleyn: You said it, girl!

Catherine of Aragon:  Yeah...

Usnavi: I had a pretty bad case of food poisoning once... I know how bad that feels.

Benny: He actually was working while sick. He looked MISERABLE, like, you don't even know.

Daniela: Yeah, Abuela Claudia had to DRAG him to bed because he didn't want to get out of work.

Angelica: Huh! That reminds me of SOMEone! (Looks at Hamilton)

Burr: He's exactly the type of guy that would do that.

Peggy: Eliza told me that she had to physically MAKE Alex go back to bed and stop working when he was sick once.

Sonny: ANYway... Usnavi had no choice but to have me man the bodega all by myself!

Usnavi: Yeah... never doing THAT again.

Benny: (Nods)

Heather C.: Oh, grow up! Food poisoning is soooo '87!

Literally EVERYONE in the room: (To Chandler) SHUT UP, HEATHER!!!

Heather D.: I actually have to agree with literally everyone. I have bulimia, which does involve vomiting, and it's NOT a walk in the park. 

Burr: Neither is food poisoning! 

Philip: (retches)

Hamilton: Philip!

J.D.: That's gotta feel really bad. 

Heather D. and Veronica: Yep.

Jefferson: Madison was also sick with food poisoning once... that did NOT go well for him.

Madison: No, it did not... (coughs into handkerchief)

King George: Whatever! Can we just get on with the episode, already?!

Jefferson: Yeah! Sooner we start, sooner I can get out of here!

Me: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Okay, today's request is from BlackGirlKK. 

Lafayette: What's "That's So Raven"?

Madison: And "Jessie"?

Me: So, Disney also has a TV channel called "Disney Channel", and they make sitcoms such as "Jessie" and "That's So Raven", though both of them have ended. But, there is a sitcom that came out in 2017 called "Raven's Home" that's about Raven Baxter and her children. 

Laurens: Huh! That's interesting!

Me: Well, today, we'll react to 3 sitcoms. First up: Jessie! This sitcom is about a girl named Jessie Prescott, who came from Texas to New York City to become an actress, but she winds up becoming a nanny for a rich family instead.

Mulligan: Well, that doesn't seem like fun.

Me: Trust me, Herc, it's better than it sounds. We'll watch the first episode called "New York, New Nanny". 

[Timeskip to the episode]

Laurens: Ha! The taxi driver threw her out!

Usnavi: Who's that little girl?

Me: That's Zuri Ross, the youngest of the Ross kids. Okay, so there are 4 kids, Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri. Zuri, Luke, and Ravi are adopted. 

Madison: So their mom only gave birth to Emma?

Me: Exactly.

Vanessa: Why did that woman just run out of the building, screaming?

Me: That's the kids' old nanny. She ran out because they were a handful.

Angelica: You know how kids can be.

(Timeskip)

Carla: Now I can see why the other nanny ran out...

Heather M. and Burr: Yep!

Heather C.: I HATE children, so I would NEVER want to be in a position like that!

Me: Heather, do you wanna go to the timeout corner?

Heather C.: No!

Me: Then stop making those rude comments.

Hamilton: Ha! That reminds me of MY kids! I have 8 of them, and it's NOT easy.

Peggy: It doesn't look like that! I wonder how you and Eliza do it?

Nina: The dad knows George Lucas? How rich is he?

Me: Very.

Jefferson: Ew! Why would Luke want to date a full-grown adult woman? That's sick!

Madison: I totally agree!

Katherine Howard: But you gotta agree he's pretty funny.

Jane Seymour: Yeah, he is.

(Timeskip to the end)

Sonny: Yes! Emma won the science fair?! That's great!

Me: Okay, now we'll react to "That's So Raven". It's about Raven Baxter, a girl who can see into the future.

Anna of Cleves: Woah! That's so cool!

Me: We'll watch an episode called "Mother Dearest".

[Timeskip]

Hamilton: The first capital of our country?! That's so easy! It's Philidelphia! How could they not know?!

King George: I'M STILL NOT OVER LOSING THE WAR!

Laurens: Whatever!

[Timeskip]

J.D.: Pretending to be a parent at a conference? Sounds like something I'd do!

Veronica: I agree, especially if I know I'll be screwed.

Anne Boleyn: What's a conference?

Me: It's where teachers talk one on one with parents about their child's progress.

Jane Seymour: ...and Raven is pretending to be her mom at the conference?

Me: Uh-huh.

[Timeskip]

Angelica: Well... THAT did not go well. 

Jefferson and Burr: Yep!

Burr: If Theo pulled a stunt like that, she'd be grounded for a long time.

Me: Well, time to react to the last sitcom! It's called "Stuck In The Middle". I think you kids from the barrio will like this one!

Sonny: What's that one about?

Me: It's about a large Latin American family of seven kids, and Harley Diaz, the middle child, is the main character.

Usnavi: Ooh! I'm so glad to see more Latinx representation!

Nina: Me, too!

Me: Well, this is one of two sitcoms that I know of which have Latin American characters. Let's watch the last episode, "Stuck in Harley's Quinceañera". 

Everyone except the "Heights" characters: What's a "quinceañera"?

Nina: A quinceañera is a huge birthday celebration for Hispanic girls when they turn fifteen.

Heather M.: So... sort of like a Sweet Sixteen but for Latinas?

Vanessa: Yep! 

Veronica: That sounds really fun!

[Timeskip]

Daniela: So... Harley has a list of things she wants to do before she turns an adult?

Me: Yep.

Sonny: Oh! She turned purple! Is it because of the Gelatin Slip 'n' Slide?

Carla: Oof... things have gone horribly wrong...

Vanessa: Oh... her parents arrived at the dress shop too late! 

Nina: Aw! Her oldest sister saved the day!

Me: Yep! Her quinceañera is saved! So, which sitcom did you guys like the best?

Angelica and Peggy: "Jessie"!

The Hamilsquad, Heathers, Veronica, and J.D.: We liked "That's So Raven"!

Catherine of Aragon: Yeah, that show seemed really cool!

The "In The Heights" characters: "Stuck In The Middle"!

Me: Well, I'm the most familiar with "Jessie", but it was fun watching all these sitcoms! That's all the time we have for "Ask Musical Characters!"

Burr: Feel free to ask, dare, or leave a request in the comments below! Nothing too inappropriate, though! 

Me: You said it, Burr! Okay, guys! See you guys next time! Bye!

Everyone: Bye!

Hamilton: I'm gonna go check on Philip...

Me: Bye, everyone!