Wicked (And Some Questions)
Me: Hey, everyone! Welcome to another episode of "Musical Characters React"!
J.D.: (Waves) Greetings and salutations.
King George: Hello, my loyal, royal subjects!
Anna of Cleves: Hey, hey, hey!
Sonny: (Waves)
Hamilton: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!
Me: Yep, we have a birthday to celebrate today! It's Hamilton's birthday!
The SMFDR: Oh no....
Jefferson: BOOOOOOOO!
Hamilton: SHUT UP, JEFFERSON!
Me: Hey! No fighting! So, what are you and your family doing tonight?
Eliza: My sisters, Philip, and I are going to have a big dinner with him tonight!
Me: That sounds fun! Be sure to wish Hamilton a happy birthday in the comments! Okay, we have three parts to this episode today! Our request and questions come from our guest star, Fiona (The_crazy_fan_girl)!
[Enter Fiona]
Fiona: Hi, everyone! It's great to be here!
Me: I'm so glad to have you here, too! So, here is your request and questions:
Catherine of Aragon: Okay, my opinion on King George is that he was way too tyrannical when it comes to taxing and treating the Americans and such.
King George: HOW DARE YOU?!
Catherine of Aragon: Uh, uh, uh. I'm talking now. I think that because, frankly they were very unnecessary and unfair.
Hamilton: THANK YOU!
Anne Boleyn: Yeah, I'm gonna have to (begrudgingly) agree with Catherine here. Though the way he's portrayed in Hamilton is very funny.
The other queens: Yeah, what they both said.
Fiona: Okay, my next question: King George, why are you so awesome and hilarious?
Hamilton: Oh no...
King George: Well, Fiona, it's because I just am! I'm the one who steals the show in Hamilton!
Philip: Uh, no, you're not. There is a reason why it's named "Hamilton" instead of "King George III".
King George: Whatever!
Fiona: Okay, that's it for my questions.
Me: Okay, so we are going to react to Wicked as per Fiona's request...
Fiona: Yay!
Me: BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT.... SamBam260 gave me a suggestion!
Nina: Wait... what does she mean by "switcheroo"?
Me: It means you have to act like another one of the characters here. By drawing....
Fiona: Well, that should be fun.
Me: So everyone, draw a slip of paper...
[Timeskip]
Hamilton: I got Jefferson?! (A smirk spreads across his face)
Laurens: I got Usnavi! I've been waiting for this! (Gets a flat cap, puts it on)
Usnavi: Uh, where did you get that cap? (Looking at his paper) I got King George?
Veronica: Heather Chandler?!
[Another timeskip]
Me: Okay, so everyone has drawn a paper...
Anne Boleyn: Oh, look at me! I'm Aragon! I'm so stuck up and no fun!
Catherine of Aragon: (Rolls her eyes) Yeah, this ain't beautiful at all...
Me: Aragon got Veronica... anyway, we are going to react to Wicked!
Fiona: Finally! I can't wait!
Philip: (as Benny) Yo, what's "Wicked"?
Me: It's a prequel to "The Wizard of Oz" in the Wicked Witch of the West or Elphaba's point of view.
Veronica: (as Heather C.) Sounds boooooooring!
Me: (Ignoring her) Okay, so we are going to get started listening....
[Timeskip to "No One Mourns the Wicked"]
Peggy: (as Lafayette in a French accent) So, this starts at the end of the Wizard of Oz?
Fiona: Yep! And the events of the musical are through a framing device....
Angelica: (as Daniela, in a slight Hispanic accent) No me diga! Like the In The Heights movie?
Me: Exactly!
Heather Duke: (as Heather M.) Oh no! They really hate her! (to herself, out of character) Ugh... kill me now!
Fiona: So we are going to learn more about Elphaba and Glinda's story as we listen.
[Timeskip to "Dear Old Shiz"]
Catherine Parr: (As Heather D.) Ugh! Yes! She was her friend! Try to keep up here! Don't be stupid, old man!
J.D.: (As Hamilton, writing furiously) What's "Shiz"
Me: It's the school Glinda and Elphaba went to.
[J.D. continues to write, or pretends to write. Timeskip to "The Wizard And I"]
Heather C.: (as Jane Seymour, in a British accent) Oh my goodness, is that Idina Menzel?
Fiona: The one and only!
Me: Also known as Maureen Johnson from Rent or Elsa from Frozen!
Jefferson: (as Madison) She really can sing! (Pretends to cough in a handkerchief)
[Timeskip to "What Is This Feeling"]
Nina: (as Carla, in a higher pitched voice) Wow, they're so different!
Veronica: Yeah, no [bleep!]
Hamilton: (In a southern accent, as Jefferson) Loathing, unadulterated loathing is the best way to describe my and Hamilton's relationship! Mostly because I can't realize that I'm wrong!
Burr: (as J.D.) Eh.... this is no strange emotion to me.
[Timeskip to "Something Bad"]
Laurens: (as Usnavi, sipping coffee) So... Dillamond's a goat professor at Shiz?
Fiona: Yep. He and Elphaba both face discrimination for being different.
Heather D.: (Gasps, says a bit too dramatically) That's so unfair!
[Timeskip to "Dancing Through Life"]
Katherine Howard: (as Heather Duke) Ugh... another new character? Who is it THIS time?
Me: That's Fiyero.
Eliza: (as Angelica) Oh, a dance! Like the ball where I introduced my sister to Alexander...
Angelica: (as Eliza) And it couldn't have been better!
Vanessa: (as Anne Boleyn) That's my line!
[Timeskip to "Popular"]
Fiona: Ooh! This is one of the better known songs!
Me: Yep!
Veronica: Please. NO ONE is as popular as ME.
King George: (as himself, he decided not to draw a paper because he thought he was too good for that) Or ME!
J.D.: (to King George) Uh, that's a lie.
Veronica: And the makeover trope is sooooo overdone.
[Timeskip to "I'm Not That Girl"]
Angelica: She has feelings for Fiyero! Oh my goodness!
Vanessa: OMG! I know, right! Isn't Fieyro taken by Glinda?
Me: If I'm following it correctly, yes...
[Timeskip to "A Sentimental Man"]
Veronica: (Sarcastically) Oh, boy, the actual Wizard of Oz... (golf claps)
[Timeskip to "Defying Gravity"]
Anne Boleyn: (Belting along as loud as possible) SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY! AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, "EV'RYONE DESERVES THE CHANCE TO FLY"! AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO, AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE! TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME, TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME! TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY! I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY!!!! AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN! AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN!!!! BRING ME DOWN!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Catherine of Aragon: (Out of character, as herself) (Golf claps)
[Timeskip to "Thank Goodness"]
King George: Okay, act two! Let's go, emotional trauma!!!
Me: That's me when it's time for act two of Hamilton.
Fiona: Yeah, same.
Heather D.: Awww, Glinda's engaged to Fiyero!
Peggy: (as Lafayette) Ah, c'est l'amour!
Catherine of Aragon: (as Anna of Cleves) Well, looks like everyone wants Elphaba killed. Can't relate! (Sips her wine)
[Timeskip to "Wonderful"]
Veronica: (Sarcastically) Wow, everyone worships him! Like anyone else can't relate!
J.D.: Uh.... I wouldn't trust the Wizard if I were you, Elphaba.
[Timeskip to "I'm Not That Girl (Reprise)"]
Benny: (as Mulligan) OH, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!!!
(Everyone covers their ears)
Katherine Howard: Wow, this song is so boring and short.
[Timeskip to "As Long As You're Mine"]
Angelica: Bueno, I guess now it's official.
Fiona: She's in a "pinch me, I'm dreaming" type of mentality.
Veronica: Oh boy, another love duet....
[Timeskip to "No Good Deed"]
Anne Boleyn: (Does the "Fiyero" riff along with the song, goes higher than written/sung)
Vanessa: We get it, you don't need to show off!
Anne Boleyn: Uh I'm Catherine of Aragon, I HAVE to show off every chance I get!
Jefferson: (as Madison) Welp, she snapped.
[Timeskip to "March of the Witch Hunters"]
Heather C.: Oh my gosh! They want to kill Elphaba! AAAAAUUUGH!!
Veronica: Oh pipe down! It's just a musical!
[Timeskip to "For Good"]
[Everyone breaks character and cries and applauds by the end]
[Timeskip to "Finale"]
King George: Well, I can't believe it went by so fast...
Benny: Oh, no! Elphaba's dead!!!
Fiona: This is pretty bittersweet.
[The song ends]
Me: So, how was Wicked? You guys can just be yourselves now, by the way.
Anne Boleyn: It was great! And I loved singing along to the iconic songs!
Usnavi: Yeah! I want to see it live!
Philip: My favorite song was Defying Gravity! I can see why it's iconic.
Catherine Parr: Yeah!
Me: So, that's all the time we have for today! Again, happy birthday, Hamilton!
Hamilton: YAAAAAY!
Me:... I hope you have a great rest of the day. And Fiona, I loved having you here!
Fiona: Yeah, I loved being here, too!
Me: Okay, so feel free to comment and request! See you guys next time!
Everyone: Bye!
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