[A/N: This will be a four-parter because it's too hard to compress into one episode.]

Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of "Ask Musical Characters"!

Philip: Hi!

Usnavi: Hola!

Anne Boleyn: Yo, what up!

Me: Today, we're going to do something special! This was requested by AlodieKay!

Me: We are going to watch your musicals, one at a time! 

Everyone: WHOO-HOO!

Veronica: Awesome!

Jane Seymour: I'm so excited!

Me: Anyway... for this episode, since the TV is broken... (Camera pans to the TV, which has a cracked screen and is hanging from the wires) I have a surprise. (Holds up an envelope with  tickets) WE ARE GOING TO SEE "HAMILTON" LIVE ON BROADWAY!

Hamilton: YES!!!!

Eliza: Ooh! I'm so excited!

Usnavi: Well, that's going to be a night to remember!

Vanessa: Yep!

Philip: I can't wait to see how they told my pops' story!

Me: Well, what are we waiting for? (Singing) Let's go and watch a musical in New York!

The Schuyler Sisters: (Singing) New York!

Everyone: Angelica.... work!

(Timeskip)

Me: Okay, guys, no yelling, no screaming, whatever, okay? Oh, and no saying one musical is better than another!

King George: Why didn't we get front row seats?

Hamilton: (to King George) You don't always get what you want. C'est la vie, so suck it.

King George: (Gasps)

(The lights dim and "Alexander Hamilton" comes on)

Hamilton: (Sarcastically) Ha! Thank you for those KIND words, Burr!

Burr: It's the actor's words, not mine.

Laurens: Hey, that's me!

Lafayette: And me!

Jefferson: Uh, I DO believe that stealing is ILLEGAL!

J.D.: Well, he lived on an island with basically nothing, so...

Catherine Parr: Oh no! He was in a hurricane!

Hamilton: Yep, when I was seventeen...

Veronica: Why does EVERYTHING happen when we're seventeen?

Daniela: I don't know. Pero, ¿Qué sé yo?

(When the actor playing Hamilton says "Alexander Hamilton")

Everyone except the SMFDR: WHOOOOO!

Me: WHOO, WHOO!

Eliza: Hey, that's me!

Heather M.: Oh, no he had a cousin that committed suicide!

Hamilton: Darn right, I rewrote the game!

Sonny: Ya done messed up, A-A-Ron!

Me: Okay, one down, forty-five to go! [A/N: For the sake of time, I won't be doing all the songs.]

(Timeskip to "Aaron Burr, Sir")

Angelica: Uh, I would be nervous if I were him, Alex.

Burr: I really was nervous.

Laurens: Wow! I like onstage me!

Lafayette: (Cringing at his part) Was I THAT bad at English?

Vanessa: Hashtag immigrant struggle.

Anne Boleyn: YEAH, TELL THE KING "CASSE TOI"!

King George: Well, I never...!

(Timeskip to "My Shot")

Usnavi: (Bopping his head) Ha! I like this song!

Benny: Yeah, me too!

King George: Those taxes were necessary!

The "Hamilton" characters: No, they were not!

Carla: I actually have to agree with Burr that they have to be careful.

Burr: THANK YOU!

(Timeskip to "The Schuyler Sisters")

Peggy: Yay! It's OUR time to shine!

Angelica: Hey, that's me!

Eliza: Oh, Peggy, ever such the obedient child!

Angelica: Yeah! I remember that day!

Peggy: Seriously, Burr, hitting on Angelica?

Veronica: Really?

Nina: Yeah, say it loud and proud, Angelica!

Angelica: (to Jefferson) So... about women in the sequel...

Jefferson: Uh... no comment!

Benny: Yeah! I love this song! And it's a New York anthem!

(Timeskip to "You'll Be Back)

King George: HERE I COME, PEASANTS!

Heather C.: (Rolls eyes) Puh-leeze!

J.D.: Huh, sending a fully armed battalion... (Writes something in a little notepad. It can't be anything good...)

Sonny: Okay, this is really funny!

Heather D.: Really? That's SUCH lowbrow humor!

Me: I'm sorry, did you say something?

Heather D.: N-nothing!

Everyone: (At the end) DA DA DA DAT DA! DAT DA DA DA DA YA DA! DA DA DA DA DA YA DA!  DA DA DA DAT DA! DAT DA DA DA DA YA DA! DA DA DA DA DA YA DA!

(Timeskip to "Right Hand Man")

Hamilton: It's Washington!

Benny: Heck, yeah it is!

Sonny: Ha! Burr got rejected!

Burr: Whyyyyyy???

(Timeskip to "Helpless")

Philip: Oh, is this mom and pops' courtship?

Peggy: Yeah. Again, why wasn't I maid of honor, hmm?

Eliza: Ummmm.... uhhh...

Heather C.: Their romance only lasted three weeks? Looks like their marriage is gonna fall apart!

Me: (Shoots a death glare at Heather)

Eliza: Well, you had ONE JOB, Alex, ONE JOB! 

Angelica: And you failed MISERABLY!

Philip: Mmm-hmm!

Veronica: Wait, what exactly happened?

Me: Alex cheated on Eliza and wrote a 95-page book about it.

Veronica: (to Alex) What the [bleep!] have you done?

(Timeskip to "Satisfied")

Catherine of Aragon: Wow... this just took a happy scene and made it angsty.

J.D.: Yep!

Madison: You said it.

(Timeskip to "Wait for It")

Hamilton: Hey! Burr has a solo and I don't?

Me: Well, you sort of do in act two.

Burr: I think whoever wrote this did a great job in depicting me.

Nina: Yep!

(Timeskip to "That Would Be Enough")

Daniela: No me diga! Eliza's pregnant!

Katherine Howard: Yeah, Eliza's right, Alex, you SHOULD slow down!

Eliza: I know, right?!

(Timeskip to "Guns and Ships")

Lafayette: Wow! I STILL rap pretty fast!

Vanessa: ...and Washington doesn't sound like he's dying this time!

Heather C.: That's because that was a joke animatic! Don't be so stupid!

Vanessa: Chica, you better not mess with me.

Mulligan: Whoo! This is epic.

(Timeskip to "Yorktown")

Usnavi: (During "Immigrants: we get the job done") HE** YEAH, THEY DO! WHOOOO!

Heather D. and Burr: WE GET IT! YOU'RE NOT THROWING AWAY YOUR SHOT!

Anna of Cleves: With a child on the way, you really should just try to stay alive.

Angelica: My thoughts exactly.

Mulligan: (During his rap) DARN RIGHT, I GET THE [bleep!] BACK UP AGAIN! THIS IS EPIC!

Eliza: Language!

(Timeskip to "What Comes Next")

Hamilton: (In a baby voice, pouting his lips) Aww... is King George sad about losing the war?

King George: Shut up!

(Timeskip to "Dear Theodosia")

Philip: (Blushing) Theodosia...

Burr: (Wiping away some tears) The day she was born was the best day of my life!

Philip: Wait, what? My name's mentioned!

Hamilton: (Hugs Philip) I'm so proud of you, son!

Madison: Did he seriously just rhyme "son" with "sun"?

Philip: Darn right, I blew y'all all away!

(Timeskip to Laurens interlude)

Heather M.: (Crying) Oh, no! John!

Laurens: I had to go fight! I'm sorry!

Mulligan: I was shook when I heard, y'know that?

Sonny: (Crying) Ay, fue tan pronto!

Daniela: (Also crying, nods)

(Timeskip to "Non-Stop)

Eliza: Really, Alex? Calling Burr your  "assistant counsel"?

Burr: Thank you!

Jefferson: WHAT?! A STRONG CENTRAL GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO BE A HUGE PROBLEM!

Hamilton: FIGHT ME, JEFFERSON!

Me: OH MY GOSH, ENOUGH!

Nina: (Shudders)

Anne Boleyn: OMG! CALL THE NEWSPAPERS! ALERT THE MEDIA! HAMILTON JUST ADMITTED SOMEONE WAS BETTER THAN HIM AT SOMETHING!

Hamilton: (Rolls eyes) Ha-ha, very funny.

Jane Seymour: Alex, listen to your wife for once!

Angelica and Eliza: THANK YOU, JANE!

Hamilton: But I HAD to do it!

(Timeskip to the end of the song, the house lights come up.)

Me: Okay, everybody, stretch your legs, get a drink, or whatever for fifteen minutes, oh, and mentally prepare yourself for act two.

J.D.: Wait, mentally prepare myself? But why?

Me: Act two is an emotional rollercoaster, just saying. Get ready to laugh, cry, get mad, laugh, and cry again.

(Timeskip. We are all back in the theater)

(Timeskip to "What'd I Miss")

Me: This song's my jam.

Hamilton: Ambassador to-- OH NO!

Jefferson: (Smirks) Finally I show up! Oh, and Hamilton, this part is not about you! It's about ME!

Lafayette: So I'm not in act two?

Me: (Puts my hand on his shoulder, sighs) Unfortunately, you're not, mon amo- I mean ami.

Hamilton: (During the chorus) Uh... I dunno... A WHOLE DANG REVOLUTION!

Benny: Oh, poor Madison!

Hamilton: My plan isn't government control!

Madison: Uh, yeah, it is!

Me: And Washingdad is here!

(Timeskip to "Cabinet Battle 1")

Hamilton: A cabinet meeting! I win those easily!

Jefferson: Only because Washington always takes your side!

Me: I'm so glad he's not here to witness their fighting right now...

Nina: Huh, they do make good points!

Madison: Uh, there is a REASON I won't talk to you! You were straight-up dissing me earlier!

(Timeskip to "Take a Break")

Heather M.: Aw... little Philip is so cute!

Eliza: Yep! He was!

Philip: Mom!

Catherine of Aragon: Aw, Alex still sends correspondence to Angelica!

Angelica: Yeah, I lived only to read his letters...

Katherine Howard: Alexander, you SHOULD come down to see Philip!

Madison: And you should spend some time with your family!

Jefferson: Uh, compromising? I don't think that will work!

Mulligan: HA! Adams got burned!

Veronica: (When Alex says "I can't stop 'till I get this plan through Congress") Boi!

(Timeskip to "Say No To This")

Usnavi: Well, [bleep!]

Eliza: My thoughts exactly!

Angelica: (Glares at Alexander)

(Timeskip to "Room Where It Happens")

Me: Oh, this is my favorite Burr song!

Nina: Oh, so they're compromising, he'll trade the capitol for votes for his plan!

Heather D.: No [bleep!], Sherlock!

Nina: Shut up, Heather!

Sonny: I think the imagery he uses at the end still applies today. We don't get a say in what we trade away.

(Timeskip to "Cabinet Battle 2")

Lafayette: (Gives "boi" sign to Hamilton)

Vanessa: Really, Alex?

(Timeskip to "Washington On Your Side")

J.D.: Yeah! No one likes teachers' pets!

Jefferson: Thank you!

(Timeskip to "One Last Time")

Me: This song is absolutely beautiful!

Sonny: I know, right?

Philip: I was bummed to find out Washington was resigning, too, but it's for the good of the nation.

(Timeskip to the end of "I Know Him")

King George: Oh, watching you guys tear each other up was fun!

Sonny: Ha! He's sitting in a chair at the corner of the stage to watch the action!

J.D.: It would've been way better if he had a bag of popcorn with him.

Burr: (Eating popcorn) Yeah, that would've been way funnier.

J.D.: Uh... where did you get that?

(Timeskip to "Adams Administration")

Catherine of Aragon: (Facepalms at "Siddown, John, you fat mother--)

Anna of Cleves: Really?

Anne Boleyn: Eh, seems like something I would do.

(Timeskip to "We Know")

Philip: Pops! Hasn't it occurred to you that you said TOO MUCH?

Hamilton: I know, and I'm so sorry...

Jefferson: I gotta admit, that was a pretty unexpected...

Madison:...and unnecessary.

Jefferson and Madison:...piece of information.

(Timeskip to "Hurricane")

Hamilton: Is that my solo song you were talking about?

Me: Yep.

Veronica: NO, ALEX, DON'T DO IT! D'OH, HE DID IT!

Catherine of Aragon: (When Hamilton says "The Reynolds Pamphlet...", she goes toward Hamilton. Parr and Howard hold her back) OH, SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT! NOT EVEN HENRY WOULD DO SUCH A-- (Parr covers her mouth)

(Timeskip to "The Reynolds Pamphlet")

Peggy: Really, Alex? Really?

Laurens: (Gives Alex a "boi" sign)

Philip: That was... REALLY unnecessary.

Burr: Yep, and we were shocked.

Daniela: (Singing) Bueno, you didn't hear it from me, but some little birdie told me, Alexander had IT with Maria!

Salon girls: No me diga!

Eliza: (Crying a little) How could you!

Hamilton: Betsey, I thought we were over this!

Sonny: I wonder what his wife will say?

(Timeskip to "Burn")

Sonny:...so THAT'S what his wife said.

Heather M.: You done goofed, Alex.

Heather D.: Well, what he did was stupid.

Me: Very.

Angelica: You okay, Eliza?

Peggy: You okay, sis?

Eliza: (Nodding) Yeah...

(Timeskip to "Blow Us All Away")

Philip: Oh! It's a song with me in it!

Me: Pip, if I were you, I would've not said anything to Eacker...

Philip: But I had to protect my father's legacy! 

Me:...because I would've known he was not worth giving attention to.

Veronica: Uh-oh... I have a bad feeling about this.

(When Philip gets shot)

Everyone except Philip, Heather C., and Heather D.: No....!

Philip: (Utterly speechless)

(Timeskip to "Stay Alive Reprise")

Sonny: No, Philip! Stay alive!

Laurens: You can do it!

Jane Seymour: This is so sad!

Carla: ¡Ay, qué triste! 

(When Eliza screams)

Usnavi: Oh no!

The entire Hamilton family: (Crying)

Lafayette: (Crying) He's dead...

(Timeskip to "It's Quiet Uptown)

Alexander: Son, it was my fault! I'm so sorry!

Eliza: (Crying) 

Peggy: This is so sad!

Veronica: Now I get what you said about act two being an emotional roller coaster!

Heather M.: Well, at least Eliza finally forgave him.

Philip: (Still speechless, dazed at how many people are crying over him)

(Timeskip to "Election of 1800")

Burr: (Angrily) Oh, I remember this...

Hamilton: NO! WE CAN'T GET BACK TO POLITICS, MY SON DIED!

Madison: Okay, okay, chill. We know that it's sad.

Veronica: I feel bad for Alex. He's grieving but the entire country's like "Choose! Choose! Choose!"

Vanessa: What?! He chose Jefferson?

Usnavi: That was totally unexpected!

Jefferson: Yep! I'm the president!

Lafayette: Yay, good for you!

Catherine Parr: Congrats, I guess...

(Timeskip to "Your Obedient Servant")

J.D.: Ooh... Burr's MAD...

Burr: "Mad" is an understatement.

Peggy: More like "murderously rageful".

Heather D.: THIRTY years of disagreements? Wow, they must have had a lot of beef.

Philip: No, pops! Don't duel him!

Hamilton: I had to!

(Timeskip to "World Was Wide Enough")

Lafayette: Wow... even at the verge of death, he still has so much to say.

Laurens: (Along with the onstage Hamilton, quietly, crying) Raise a glass to freedom...

Angelica: (Quietly) Burr, you son of a b***h!

(Timeskip to "Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story")

Philip: Wow! Mom was such a boss!

Laurens: Yep! She was incredible!

Hamilton: (In tears) Eliza... thank you so much! I don't deserve it at all, but... you did all this for me?

Eliza: (Nods)

(After the play, back in the studio)
Me: Well, what did you guys think?

Usnavi: It was pretty deep!

Veronica: It was a work of genius...

Catherine of Aragon: It's good to see more musicals of historical figures who were previously underappreciated.

Peggy: You said it!

Me: Well, I'm glad you guys liked it! That's all the time we have for "Ask Musical Characters"! Bye!

Everyone: Bye!

[A/N: Whooo! That was long. Even though this will be a four-parter, PLEASE, feel free to put in requests I could use after the series if you want to see more. Also, in case you haven't noticed or known, I put up a new book called "The Crossover II", so please check it out, vote, and comment! Thank you guys for reading!]