[We're in the baggage claim area at the London-Heathrow airport]

Me: Hello, hello hello! I'm here with the gang in the airport in London!!

Everyone: Whooo!!!!

King George: Welcome to my home of London, everyone! Don't touch anything and don't do anything embarrassing and....

Everyone: SHUT UP!!

Catherine Parr: You're not the king anymore, so shush! And WE were queens before you, anyway!

Hamilton: Yeah! And we've had enough bulls**t during the flight!

King George: (Gasps)

Veronica: Yeah. Chandler kept whining about how she doesn't deserve to fly coach.

Heather C.: It's true! I deserve WAY better than flying coach! I didn't get any beauty sleep, and some kid kept on kicking my seat!

Veronica: Aw, I'm sorry, Heather...NOT!!!

Catherine of Aragon: (Storming into the baggage claim area) Ugh! I had to deal with Boleyn CONSTANTLY asking "Are we there yet" the entire flight! I'm so DONE right now!

Anne Boleyn: Well, but what was I meant to do?

Anna of Cleves: Aragon was pretty close to duct taping Boleyn's mouth closed...

Me: Anyway, we had a suggestion of what to do while we're here before we watch the queens live in concert! It's from SamBam260!

Nina: Ooh, sightseeing? I'd love to see some attractions and eat some good food!

Usnavi: Same here! I can't wait to explore England!

Me: Then let's go! We're seeing the Tower of London!

[Timeskip]

Me: So, here we are at the Tower of London! 

Katherine Howard: Oh yeah! We actually held a flashmob there on the 31st of August!

Anne Boleyn: Yeah, you could say that we took back our crowning glory!

Angelica: Oh yeah! I saw the video on YouTube! Lots of people were there!

Me: Okay, so first, we're going to go see the Line of Kings exhibition...

King George: Oh, goodie! 

Me:...and we'll see what lies there!

[Timeskip]

Me: Ooh! Check this out! That's one of Henry VIII's armors!

Anne Boleyn: Huh... he might have been a HUGE pain in the rear, but whaddaya know? This is impressive.

Benny: It's so shiny! And the figures are so lifelike!

Angelica: Oh, but it was for when he was slender, which we know he is NOT right now.

The queens: (Laugh)

Heather D.: Booooorrring!

Angelica: Heather, do you want us to arrange for you to get on the first flight back? Because we can do that if you want.

Heather D.: Uh, no thanks!

Heather M.: Ooh, here's one of Charles I!

Me: Okay, next, we are going to the Armory In Action stimulation, where we will get to shoot arrows, brandish swords, and fire cannons!

Hamilton: WHOOO! THIS WILL BE LIKE THE WAR ALL OVER AGAIN!

The SMFDR (At the same time as Hamilton): Ugh... this will be like the war all over again...

Eliza: Alexander!

Philip: I can't wait to kinda-sorta experience what it would be like as a soldier!

[Timeskip]

Me: Okay, so first, we will dress Henry VIII for battle...

Jane Seymour: Ooh! I can't wait! 

[Timeskip]

Sonny: Ugh, why is the reaction time for the screen slow? 

Vanessa: Take your time.

Catherine of Aragon:...and... DONE!

Carla: He looks good!

Me: Okay, let's shoot some arrows now!

Philip: Sweet! That sounds fun!

Lafayette: Eh... guns are better for battle.

[Timeskip]

Mulligan: BRAH! I got a perfect aim!

Jefferson: Ugh! Just a little more... (Shoots another arrow) YES!!! A PERFECT AIM! WHOO HOO!

Peggy: This is harder than it looks!

Eliza: Yeah, it is! It's no cakewalk, that's for sure.

Hamilton: (Missing every shot) Ugh! DANG IT! THIS IS RIGGED!

Madison: (He shoots an arrow and aims perfectly) Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, Hamilton...

Burr: Yeah, Hamilton, you're not perfect at EVERYTHING. That's life.

Me: Okay guys! It's almost time to go to get ready to watch Six!

Anne Boleyn: Okay, before we go, Katherine and I have to show you guys something. 

[Timeskip]

Anne Boleyn: Okay, so... Katherine, you tell them.

Katherine Howard: Okay, this was the spot where Boleyn and I were beheaded...

Anne Boleyn: Yeah, THAT was a weekend to remember. I'll tell you more at the concert.

Peggy: Yeah, she has a whole song about it. What, I listened to the album ahead of time!

Jefferson: Wow, just... that must have been a pretty extra weekend, Anne.

Anne Boleyn: Yeah it was.

Heather M.: Well, it must have been scary.

Me: Okay, we'll buy some sandwiches from Pret a Manger...

Lafayette: Wait, "pret a manger"? That's French! 

Heather D.: THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

Me: SHUT UP, HEATHER! Anyway, we'll buy some sandwiches there and then watch the show.

Daniela: Sounds good to me! I'm starved!

Catherine of Aragon: Speaking of which, we gotta go to get ready! We'll see you guys there! Bye!

Everyone minus the queens: Bye!

[At Pret a Manger]

Me: Okay, everyone have a sandwich? 

Everyone: Yep!

Me: Then let's eat!

Peggy: Mmmm! This avocado tartine sandwich is pretty good! 

Eliza: Let me try! (Takes a bite out of Peggy's sandwich) Oh it is!

Burr: This cheddar and tomato sandwich is simple but tasty! I like it!

Heather M.: Yeah, I got the same thing and I like it, too!

King George: Blegh! This food is not fit for a king!

Me: Just. Eat. It!

Daniela: (Drinking a coffee) Eh, the coffee's okay, but not as good as the ones at De La Vega Bodega!

Usnavi and Sonny: Thanks!

Me: (Checks watch) It's time for the show, for the historemix! Let's go!

Everyone: (While heading out the door) WE'RE ONE OF A KIND, NO CATEGORY! TOO MANY YEARS LOST IN HISTORY, WE'RE FREE TO TAKE OUR CROWNING GLORY, FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES, WE'RE SIX!!

[Timeskip to the theater, the house lights go down, and "Ex-Wives" starts]

Philip: Oh! It's starting!

Angelica: WHOOOO! THE QUEENS ARE HERE!

Hamilton: Wait, people in England hear this story all the time?

Me: Yeah, apparently the "divorced, beheaded, died" rhyme gets shoved down their throats a lot when they are kids.

King George: And I heard this story a MILLION times!

Peggy: SAY IT, KATHERINE! SAY IT! WHOO! 

Veronica: Ha! "Historemix"! Get it, J.D., 'cause.... 

J.D.: Yeah, I get it.

Daniela: She was married TWENTY-FOUR years? Whoo!

Carla: Oh, no! Jane died soon after Edward was born!

Mulligan: Hey! Howard's line reminds me of "lock up your daughters and horses" line!

Benny: Ooh! I love the beat!

Everyone: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE...six!

[Timeskip to "No Way"]

Angelica: WHOOO! Aragon is MY kind of girl! SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD!

Sonny: Yeah, don't grant him that annulment!

Jefferson: So he's taking this Bible verse WAY out of context to find an excuse to divorce her? That's SICK!

J.D.: I know! That's not cool!

Daniela: Ooh! Dance break! WHOO!

Eliza: Yeah, Henry, what did Catherine ever do to you?

Hamilton: Ooh, the queens are having a competition! This should be fun!

[Timeskip to "Don't Lose Ur Head"]

Lafayette: Yay! A fellow French person!

King George: BRITISH DUDES ARE NOT LAME!

Veronica: Well, this one IS!

Hamilton:...so her dad is telling her to find a sugar daddy?

J.D.: Hey! Isn't "pret a manger" the name of the sandwich place we went to?

Eliza: WHAT? HE sleeps around and gets nothing?!

Angelica: I think the chorus is something Alex would sing all the time.

Madison: Yep... especially the "LOL, say oh well or go to Hell" part.

[Timeskip to the scene after, during "Wearing Yellow To A Funeral"]

Sonny: (Laughs and slaps his thighs)

Usnavi: Way to show maturity!

Heather D.: That's MY line!

Heather C.: Shut up, Heather!

[Timeskip to "Heart of Stone"]

Eliza: I think I can relate to Jane the most!

Philip: Yeah, this sounds like something you would sing, mom!

Sonny: Darn RIGHT, she's got a heart of stone!

Nina: "Soon I'll have to go"... oh, no! 

Burr: (Cries during that line because it reminds him of Theodosia Sr.)

Vanessa: Whoa, she nailed that high note!

[Timeskip to "Haus of Holbein"]

Sonny: WHOA that was a sudden mood shift!

Angelica: So they did all those things just to attract some guy?

Me: Yep, it's like a dating app.

[Timeskip to "Get Down"]

Benny: Anna of Cleves: the first catfisher! Henry deserved it SO much!

Daniela: I know, right?! HANG THAT PICTURE UP LOUD AND PROUD, ANNA!

Angelica: (Singing along) I'M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE! GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL!

[Timeskip to "All You Wanna Do"]

Eliza: Oh this song is catchy! I think this will--- SHE WAS ONLY THIRTEEN?! 

Peggy: Did she just say "plucked my strings"?! Oh boy...  this is NOT PG. poor girl, abused at that young age!

Vanessa: I think I just decided who won the competition.

[Timeskip to "I Don't Need Your Love"]

Philip: She had no choice? Aw....

Angelica: She fought for female education and wrote books? Why don't more people talk about her?!

Sonny: YEAH! TAKE BACK YOUR STORIES, QUEENS! YOU DON'T NEED HENRY!

[Timeskip to "Six"]

Benny: Wait, what's happening?

Me: So they are imagining what there lives would've been like without Henry.

J.D.: They would've been much happier, that's for sure.

Burr: "End of the show"? But we're only nine songs in!

[After "Six" ends]

Katherine Howard: London! Do you want one more song?

Everyone: [Cheers]

Catherine of Aragon: London, stay on your feet!

Anna of Cleves: Get your phones out, you're gonna wanna film this! 

Usnavi, Benny, and Sonny: (Get out their phones)

Catherine Parr: And most importantly, get ready to dance! 

The queens: HEY!

Anne Boleyn: Make some noise for Maggie!

Everyone: [Cheers]

Anna of Cleves: Big ups to Bessie!

Everyone: [Cheers]

Jane Seymour: Show some love to Joan!

Everyone: [Cheers]

Catherine of Aragon: And señorita Maria!

The queens: Are you ready?! London! Here we go!

Catherine of Aragon:  You must think that I'm crazy, you wanna replace me? Baby, there's...

The queens: N-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

Catherine of Aragon:  If you thought you could leave me, you must think I'm naive! Please believe me, there's

The queens:  N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-not sorry!

Anne Boleyn: Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, I'm just tryna have some fun!

Catherine of Aragon: No no no way!

Anne Boleyn: Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head! I didn't mean to hurt anyone!

Jane Seymour: You can--

Anne Boleyn:  LOL!

Jane Seymour:  You can--

Anne Boleyn: Say oh well!

Jane Seymour: You can try but I'm unbreakable!

Anne Boleyn: (Singing at the same time as Seymour) Or go to Hell!

The queens:  You wanna do your best, but I'll stand the test! You'll find that I've

Jane Seymour: Got a heart of...

The queens: Sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-one!

Anna of Cleves: All alone, on a throne! In a palace that I happen to own...

Katherine Howard: The only thing you wanna do...

Anna of Cleves: Too bad I don't agree, 'cause I'm the queen of the castle! GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL!

Katherine Howard: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby, is sing along to your favorite queen's song! All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby, is love me, love me, l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love me!

Catherine Parr: No, no! I don't need your love! No, no! It's time to rise above, whoa, whoa!

The queens: We don't need your looooooove! 'Cause we're so much more than...

Catherine of Aragon: Divorced!

Anne Boleyn: Beheaded!

Jane Seymour: Died!

Anna of Cleves: Divorced!

Katherine Howard: Beheaded! 

Catherine Parr: Survived...

The queens: We're....SIX!!!!

Everyone: WHOOOOOO!!!!

Angelica: That was fun!

[Timeskip]

Me: So, what did you guys think?

Veronica: I liked it! I especially liked the feminist theme!

Angelica: Me, too! An all-female cast? How cool is that!

Vanessa: And the soundtrack was lit as heck! I bought the album!

Heather M.: Yeah, and the queens are great singers!

Usnavi: I'll send the Megasix video to you guys! (Gets out his phone)

Me: Okay, that's all the time we have for "Ask Musical Characters"! Feel free to leave requests if you want to see more chapters! Bye!

Everyone: Bye!