Me: Hey, guys!

Veronica: We're here on short notice AGAIN?! I rushed here right after school for this.

Vanessa: I was literally cutting someone's hair when Daniela and Carla rushed the three of us into the car with the rest of us "Heights" characters here.

Anne Boleyn: This better be good. We have a concert soon. And I'm ready to SLAY
"Don't Lose Your Head"!

Catherine of Aragon: Oh brother...

Hamilton: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING WHEN ELIZA RUSHED US TO THE STUDIO!

Me: Okay, okay! Calm down! So, we're reacting to another Stan Wars or Fandom Fights, either one.

Everyone: AGAIN?!

Me: Oh, but this one pits two of your musicals against one another! Hamilton versus Six.

The "Hamilton" characters and the queens: Say what now?

Me: Yep! You heard me right! Let's get to watching.

https://youtu.be/ZRwRBWNmywA

Hamilton: Oh, he's wanting to play King George? Why play him when you could go for me, the lead?

King George: Alas...unfortunately, I do not own a sword like that... though I would like to get one.

Burr: There's no telling WHAT could go wrong if he does get his hands on one...

Laurens: D*MN RIGHT, WE'RE THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD! 

Eliza: Language!

Hamilton: Hey! We're not overrated!

Catherine of Aragon: Uh, yes you are. Your musical is so overhyped!

[When he mentions "Six]

The queens: (Cheer and whoop)

Anne Boleyn: Wait... the Hamilton guy is laughing! What's so funny!

Hamilton: We're clearly better, that's why!

Catherine Parr: Hey! We may have nine songs, but we still are taking over West End!

Veronica: Yep! She's right! We stan the queens! Right, Jason?

J.D.: Whatever.

Sonny: OOOOH! He just attacked their set design!

Heather D.: Thank you, captain obvious!

Heather C.: Shut up, Heather! I'm trying to watch here!

Katherine Howard: Yeah! We ARE concise and to the point!

Catherine of Aragon: And we ARE on our way to Broadway! And when we queens do, watch your back, Hamilton, because we'll take over Broadway besides taking over the West End!

Hamilton: (Scoffs)

Nina: Wait, what's an Olivier?

Me: It's like the Tonys but for England.

Jefferson: And they didn't win any?

Philip: They seriously got SNUBBED!

Me: They did get snubbed...

Hamilton: (to Philip) Hey! Whose side are you on?!

Mulligan: DARN RIGHT, WE SWEPT THE TONYS!

The Hamilsquad: (Cheers)

Anne Boleyn: Well, we'll seriously sweep the Tonys next year! So there!

Usnavi: "Rap in theater is not all that?" Well, we in the barrio beg to differ!

The queens: Hey! Our songs are NOT screechy and annoying!

Angelica: Uh, we are STILL relevant!

Hamilton: Hey! Who are you calling a "lying, cheating, pig"?!

The SMFDR: (They all point to him)

Catherine of Aragon: AYYYE! Nice reference...(to Boleyn) to MY SONG!

Anne Boleyn: Oh please...

[Onscreen: "As long as it took Philip to die in Hamilton"]

Hamilton: [Stands up] OH, I WILL...

[Philip and Eliza grab his arms]

Philip: Pops!

Benny: Woah! There was a line and IT WAS CROSSED!

Me: Exactly!

Heather D.: Even I think that was a bit much.

The queens: YEAH! SAY IT! NO GIRL SHOULD BE DEFINED BY A MAN!

Hamilton: THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME! I AM NOT A SERIAL CHEATER!

[Onscreen: "Can't talk if you're beheaded!"]

Anne Boleyn: (At the same time onscreen) What the h**l is wrong with you?!

Daniela: Wait, is it that guy who convinced the two fighting that both their musicals are great?

Me: Yeah, but this time he's done trying.

[The video ends]

Me: So, how was it?

King George: It was fun!

J.D.: Yeah! I love watching a good fight!

Veronica: Jason!

Hamilton: I liked it! And Hamilton is superior!

Catherine of Aragon: Uh, honey, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

[They all begin to argue]

Me: Uh... I'll see you guys next time! Bye!