[TW: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS!]

Me: Hey, everyone!!

Veronica: Hi!

Nina: Hey, there!

Anne Boleyn: WE QUEENS HAVE OFFICIALLY OPENED ON BROADWAY!!!!!

Everyone: WHOOOO!!!!

Eliza: Well, congratulations!

Angelica: Yep!

Daniela: Felicidades!

Catherine of Aragon: Thank you so much! Muchas gracias!

Anne Boleyn: Yeah, but the thing is, you can't film the Megasix... and I'm SO pissed about that, and we're so sorry!

Carla: (Gasps) What?! This is an outrage!

Me: Yeah... hopefully it will change. Anyway, here's to you queens and to many, many years ruling the Great White Way!  And many Tonys!

Everyone: Cheers!

Hamilton: Eh... good luck with that. Hamilton's here to stay and it ain't going anywhere.

Me: Pump the brakes, Alex, this is THEIR time! And I hope both fandoms will get along fine!

Usnavi: Yeah, I hope... I'm sure the queens are here to stay!

Sonny: Yeah!

Me: Okay, so I hope you guys enjoyed your break! Today's request is by AngelDemongirl2237!

Angelica, Eliza, and the queens: Oh boy...

Me: Okay, so trigger warning, this deals with suicide, so... okay, here we go.

https://youtu.be/tZ4cM0hYofc

Just as I was about to take my shoes
Off on the rooftop there I see

Veronica: A rooftop? Oh boy...

J.D.: But why did she take off her shoes?

Me: In Japan, when people commit suicide, they do that.

A girl with braided hair here before me
Despite myself, I go and scream

"Hey, don't do it please!"

Heather M.: That's what Veronica said to me....

Whoa wait a minute, what did I just say?
I couldn't care less either way

Jefferson: Say what now?

To be honest, I was somewhat pissed
This was an opportunity missed

Benny: A missed opportunity to do what?

The girl with braided hair
Told me her woes
"You've probably heard
It all before"

"I really thought that he
Might be the one
But then he told me
He was done"

Heather D.: That's kind of like DDLC...

For God's sake please!
Are you serious?
I just can't believe
That for some
Stupid reason
You got here before me

Are you upset
Cause you can't have what you wanted?
You're lucky you've never gotten
Robbed of anything!

Katherine Howard: Oh, good... she gave her a reason to live...

"I'm feeling better,
Thank you for listening"
The girl with braided hair
Then disappeared

Everyone: (Claps)

Alright today's the day! Or so I thought
Just as I took both of my shoes off

Jane Seymour: Wait a minute...

There was but a girl short as can be
Despite myself, I go and scream

The petite girl
Told me her woes
"You've probably heard
It all before"

"Everyone ignores me
Everyone steals
And I don't fit in
With anyone here..."

Catherine Parr: (Gasps) Oh no!

For God's sake please!
Are you serious?
I just can't believe
That for some
Stupid reason
You got here before me

Cause even so
You're still loved by everyone at home
There's always dinner waiting on
The table, you know!

Anna of Cleves: I think the speaker's got some baggage...

"I'm hungry"
She groaned, holding back her tears
The girl short as can be
Then disappeared

And like that
There was someone everyday
I listened to their tale
I made them turn away

And yet there was no one who
Would do this for me
No way I could
Let out all this pain...

Anna of Cleves: Yep... called it.

Eliza: Oh no!

Laurens: Please! Don't do it!

For the very first time, there I see
Someone with the same pains as me
Having done this time and time again
She wore a yellow cardigan

Philip: Oh my God...

"I just wanna stop the scars that grow
Every time that I go home
That's why I came up here instead"
That's what the girl in the cardigan said

Whoa wait a minute, what did I just say?
I couldn't care less either way
But in the moment I just screamed
Something that I did not believe

"Hey, don't do it please!"

Augh, what to do?!
I can't stop this girl
Oh this is new!
For once I think
I've bitten off
More than I can chew

But even so
Please just go away so
Your pitiful expression
Is just too much for me!

"I guess today
Is just not my day"
She looked away from
Me and then she disappeared

There's no one here today
I guess it's time
It's just me
Myself and I

Lafayette: Oh no! Please don't let it end like I think it will!

Philip: No... no...

There's no one
Who can interfere
No one to get
In my way here

Taking off my yellow cardigan
Watching my braids come all undone
This petite girl, short as can be
Is gonna jump now

And be free

Eliza: (In tears) Oh no....

Heather C.: (Just numb) This... this is a lot...I...

Daniela: That was pretty overwhelming.

Carla: Yeah..

Katherine Howard: But even though we might go through some rough times, if you push through, it shows that you are stronger than you thought you are.

Catherine Parr: That's true.

Me: I agree, too... and again, if any one of you is thinking about harming or killing yourself, please, get help. It's there In the words of Dear Evan Hansen, you will be found.

(A silence)

Me: Okay, we got a little deep there. Anyway, that concludes today's episode! Please, feel free to leave requests, comment, and vote! See you guys next time! And...

Everyone except the queens: HAPPY OPENING, QUEENS~~!

Anna of Cleves: Let's celebrate!

Me: Yeah!