(Mostly) Hamilton Ships
Me: Hey, everyone... welcome back to.. How to...wait, that's not our name. (Dozes off a little)
Cleves: Um... are you all right?
Me: Oh, me? Yeah... I'm just tired, because I've been staying up very late for the past two nights and I have to do it tonight, too...
Philip: For what?
Me: I'm in the pit orchestra for my school musical and it ends past ten in the evening.... but I'm here...
Usnavi: Okay, so what are we reacting to?
Me: Today's request is by The_crazy_fan_girl.
Me: I'm assuming they mean Hamilton ships because Lams and Kingbury are from Hamilton, so we are going to react mostly to Hamilships. Okay, the first ship is... Hamliza.
Hamilton: YEEEESSSS!
Me: It is Hamilton x Eliza, in case you couldn't figure it out. CUE THE FANART!
Nina: Awww!
Veronica: Even if it's way past Christmas, this is still very cute!
Sonny: I know, right?
J.D.: (Genuinely smiles)
Hamilton: Yep, we are cute!
Me: Yeah, you guys are OTP, honestly.
Philip: Not so fast!
Me: Oh, snap!
Philip: Philidosia is next! And we're gonna react to it!
Me: Yes! You guys are also one of my favorite couples!
Philip: Can I do the honors? CUE THE FANART!
Everyone but Hamilton and Burr: Awwww.....
Hamilton: I WOULD NEVER LET MY SON DATE A BURR!
Burr: AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER LET THEO DATE A HAMILTON!
Me: Well, they are official as of right now, so... yeah.
Hamilton and Burr: (Going NUTS!)
Me: OTP! Right here!
Eliza: Huh, I guess they ARE really cute!
Peggy: I know, right?
Lafayette: Je suis d'accord! I love a great teenage romance!
Carla: SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!
Philip: (Blushes)
Me: This next ship was requested specifically by the requester. Lams. This is Laurens x Hamilton.
Laurens: I mean, Alex and I are good friends but...
Hamilton: We are NOT lovers.
Me: Okay, cue the fanart.
Mulligan: That. Right. There. This is the perfect picture to describe their relationship!
Angelica: I know right, and I like the fac Laurens is making.
Peggy: Oh! I remember this! This was during "Stay Alive"!
Laurens: Yeah, when I was going to duel Charles Lee.
Me: Okay, the next ship is Thomgelica.
Jefferson: Saaaay what now?
Angelica: Oh brother...
Me: It's Jefferson and Angelica. Cue the fanart!
Jefferson: Oh, I'm gonna love THIS!
Jefferson: AW, COME ON!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Usnavi: Oh, I notice the female symbol on the "q"! Very clever!
Nina: Yeah!
Heather C.: Yeah, why DIDN'T women get a place in the Declaration? Hmm?
King George: Oh, don't say the WORD "Declaration"!
Jefferson: (Blushes) Uh...
Me: Yeah, almost all Thomgelica fanart features Angelica asking for women in the sequel. Moving on, Burrliza!
Hamilton and Burr: WHAT?!!!!!
Eliza: Uh...
Angelica: Did I hear that correctly?
Me: It's Burr and Eliza. Cue the fanart!
Hamilton and Burr: Oh my GOD!
Eliza: I... I don't know what to think of this.
Burr: Oh my gosh, the shipping in this fandom has gotten out of hand.
Me: Yeah, which brings us to our next ship, also requested by our requester, Kingbury. This is King George and Samuel Seabury.
King George: (Spits out his tea)
Daniela: What the....
The Heathers and Veronica: My reaction exactly!
Me: Yeah... this is the tip of the iceburg on the dark side of Hamilships. I do not want to put in fanart of this one because it is a bit awkward.
Hamilton: PLEASE don't tell me there is a ship of me and Washington...
Me: (Sighs, rubbing temples) Unfortunately, there is. Okay, we're moving on to In The Heights! First up is Usnavanessa!
Usnavi: WEPA!
Me: Cue the fanart!
Everyone: Awwww...
Daniela: ¡Que lindo!
Carla: You know, Dani and I were shipping this all this time!
J.D.: Heh... they are a cute couple, even though Usnavi can be a dork...
Usnavi: Hey!
Vanessa: He isn't wrong... he may be a dork, but he's MY dork!
Me: Okay, next up is Bina, or Benny and Nina!
Benny: Oh, yes!
Nina and Benny: (Laugh)
Benny: I SWEAR, this is EXACTLY what happened at the Christmas party at Nina's!
Nina: Yeah!
Sonny: I can attest to that!
Me: Okay, now on to the musicals that aren't here. This is West Side Story, and they drew the mock wedding scene.
Daniela: (Crying) Okay, here come the waterworks!
Nina: What could have been... I'm so sad Tony got killed by Chino and this didn't happen for real!
Veronica: Yeah, it's sad how we can be so blinded by hate sometimes.
Me: I know, right? Anyway, here is our last ship, this is from Rent, and it's of Roger and Mimi!
Heather M.: Oh, it's the "Light My Candle" scene!
Me: Yeah!
Veronica: But why is his hair brown? Isn't Adam Pascal blonde?
Me: Yeah.
Peggy: Awww, this is so cute!
Mulligan: I know, right?!
Me: Yeah! Let's just say that this is after the events of Rent. They are my Rent OTP!
Cangel (Collins and Angel) and Mojo (Maureen and Joanne) shippers: HAAAAA HA HA HA HA! THEM?! OTP?! You're kidding!
Me: Nope! I am most certainly not! They balance each other out! Roger helps, or tries to help, Mimi to achieve sobriety from drugs while Mimi helps Roger defrost and not be as cold! Oh, and the icing on the cake? "Your Eyes"! Thanks for coming to my TED talk! Okay, that's all for today! Feel free to (yawns) request and comment and vote and stuff. See y'all next time!
Everyone: Bye!
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