Me: Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to today's episode of Musical Characters React!

(Everyone cheers)

Eliza: Hi, guys! I hope y'all are doing well at home!

Veronica: And hopefully online school  or in person school isn't much pain.

Sonny: It IS pain...(he groans)

Me: So the Heathers unfortunately could not make it today because of different conflicts, so please wish them well until we see them next time!

Catherine of Aragon: Okay, so what are we reacting to?

Me: We are reacting to the last set of ships. This time, it's Six ships.

The queens: Oh no...

Me: The first ship is Aralyn.

Anne Boleyn: Say what now?

Me: Cue the fanart!

Catherine of Aragon: ¡AY, DIOS MIO! (Gets out holy water and does the sign of the cross)

Anne Boleyn: Wha---why would I want to get shipped with HER?!

Katherine Howard: Yeah, they get into scuffles a lot.

Angelica: Probably not as bad as the Hamilton and Jefferson arguments, though...

Me: Okay, moving on, the next ship is Saragon. It is Jane Seymour and Catherine of Aragon. I could not find any fanart of this, so...yeah...

King George: I mean...they don't interact much in the show...why would anyone ship it?

Peggy: I know, right?

Sonny: Good thing there aren't any noncanon Heights ships.

Carla: Yeah...

Me: The next ship is Parrlynn. It's Catherine Parr and Anne Boleyn, and again there isn't any fanart I could find, probably because Six is a really new musical.

Jefferson: Are they just taking any two random queens and shipping them?

Laurens: Yeah, because that's what it seems like.

Catherine Parr: Yeah...

Me: The next ship is Parrward, or Parr x Howard.

Catherine Parr and Katherine Howard: Wha-

Me: Cue the fanart!

Peggy: Not gonna lie, this one is kind of cute.

Katherine Howard: I do not have feelings for Parr, though.

Catherine Howard: Yeah....

Me: And the last ship is Katanna. It's probably because Genesis Linea, who plays Cleves in the album, and Aimee Atkinson dated. They broke up some time ago.

Anna of Cleves: Oof.

Me: Cue the fanart!

Katherine Howard: Wow...that is...a lot...

Anna of Cleves: I mean, I get why they would ship this, but no, we do not have feelings for each other.

Daniela: Are there any more ships?

Me: Yes, the last one is Parrmour, which is Parr and Seymour.

Jane Seymour: Oh?

Me: Cue the fanart!

Catherine Parr: Jane IS the mom of the group.

Jane Seymour: And I'm proud of the title!

Me: And that concludes all our ships. What did you guys think of the past three episodes?

Catherine of Aragon: (Rocking back and forth in a corner, traumatized)

King George: (Is doing the same thing too)

Me: Uh...okay...anyone else?

Hamilton: Can't talk now! I'm writing an essay about why 99% of Hamilton shipping is out of control!

Usnavi: I mean...some of it was unsettling for sure, but most of it I didn't mind.

J.D.: Let it be known that I didn't like the Heathers ships at all.

Veronica: Of course.

Jefferson: So yeah...I think we're gonna take the rest of the week to recover...

Philip: Yeah...it was...a lot.

Me: Okay...all right! That's all the time we have for Musical Characters React! Feel free to request, comment, and vote! See y'all next time!

Everyone: Bye!