Me: Hey, everyone! Welcome to this episode of Musical Characters React!

Peggy: Hi, guys! I hope you are doing well!

Catherine Parr: Same with us queens! We hope you guys are doing great in online school. I know it can be a pain, but hang in there!

Heather M.: Yeah, online school is hard.

Sonny: What are we reacting to today?

Me: Today's winning request is from Six-Is-My-Life.

Anne Boleyn: Awww, thanks for supporting us and being part of the Queendom, Six-Is-My-Life!

Me: Here it is.

Everyone in the room except me: Oh no...

Me: So we are reacting to the the Hamilton ships first. First up is Jamilton.

Usnavi: Jamilton? The "-amilton" part is obviously Hamilton...

Katherine Howard: So the J part must be...

Hamilton and Jefferson: Oh no...

Me: Yep, Jamilton is Jefferson x Hamilton.

Hamilton: Shoot me now...

Veronica: (to J.D.) Jason, you better not be getting any ideas!

Me: Cue the fanart!

Me: So this artist interpreted the ship as a love-hate relationship between Hamilton and Jefferson.

Jefferson: There is no "love" in our relationship! It's just "hate"!

Hamilton: Yeah! Why would I want to be in a romantic relationship with JEFFERSON of all people?!

Jefferson: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO AGREE WITH ME!!!

ME: Quiet, you two! Or I'll put you in the timeout corner! Okay. The next ship we are reacting to is Marliza.

King George: Wait...don't tell me...is it between Martha Washington and Eliza?

Heather D.: No, you dumba**! It's Maria Reynolds and Eliza!

King George: (referring to Heather insulting him) TREASON! WHERE'S MY BEHEADING STICK!

Katherine Howard and Anne Boleyn: No! Not again!!

Me: No one is beheading anyone! And yes, Marliza is Maria and Eliza.

J.D.: Say what now?

Daniela: No me diga!

Hamilton: Why would they do that? I mean, they never even met!

Me: Cue the fanart!

Philip: Okay, admittedly this is a bit weird...seeing my mom being shipped with the lady my dad cheated on her with.

Eliza: Yeah, Philip is right.

Heather C.: But this isn't the worst of the Hamilton shipping culture.

King George: I know...I mean, Kingbury? (Shudders)

Benny: What's the next ship?

Me: The next ship is Jeffmads.

Madison: Me and Jefferson?

Me: Yep.

Jefferson: That's better than me and HAMILTON!

J.D.: I mean, I can get where they're coming from, Jefferson and Madison are friends.

Angelica: Yeah.

Me: Cue the fanart!

Sonny: Heh...Madison's expression, though.

Carla: It's a mood.

Jane Seymour: What's that thing in the speech bubble?

Anna of Cleves: It looks like an inhaler or pill, but I'm not exactly sure.

Vanessa: Yeah. Madison seems like the mature friend in here.

King George: What's the next ship?

Me: It's Hamburr.

Hamilton: WHAT HAS THIS FANDOM COME TO?

Burr: I know, right?! I swear, shipping gets way out of hand sometimes.

Jefferson: Hey, may I have the honors? Cue the fanart!

Me: I didn't say you could say that!

Burr: Oh my GOD!

Hamilton: (to himself) Hamilton, get YOUR face out of HIS face RIGHT NOW!

Heather M.: Um...weren't they enemies? And didn't Burr end up killing Hamilton?

King George: Exactly!

Catherine of Aragon: Ay, Dios, ayudame...

Heather C.: Like...this shipping stuff is getting to be ridiculous.

Me: Oh, but that's not even half of the dark side of Hamilships.

Burr: You mean there's MORE of this?!

Me: Yep. Okay, the last ship we're reacting to today is Jeggy.

Laurens: Is that Jefferson and Peggy? Ew!

Me: Nope, it's YOU and Peggy! Cue the fanart!

Heather M.: Awww! This is cute!

Angelica: And their actors are engaged, too!

Veronica: Yep, Anthony and Jazzy for life!

Usnavi: You said it!

Peggy: I mean, John and I are good friends...

Laurens: Yeah...(to Peggy) Hey, wanna get together for lunch sometime?

Peggy: Sure! That would be nice.

Me: Okay! That's the last of the Hamilton ships!

Mulligan: All I wanna say is, I've learned more about the Hamilton fandom than I'd want to know...

Daniela: Yeah...the shipping culture definitely does have a dark side. Hamilton fans, PLEASE ship with caution.

Heather C.: Hopefully OUR ships won't be so chaotic.

Me: Or WILL they?

Heather C.: Huh? What's that?

Me: Uh...nothing! Okay, that's all the time we have for today on Musical Characters React! Feel free to request, comment, and vote! Until next time!

Everyone: Bye!