Me: Hello, hello, hello! And happy mother's day!

Eliza: Philip, I'm sure you and the kids will do something for me right?

Philip: Yep.

Anne Boleyn: (VERY sleep deprived) Huh? What?

Heather C.: What's with Anne?

Anne Boleyn: I watched every Megasix in existence on YouTube last night. Yeah, I was THAT bored in quarantine, but it was WAY worth it!

Catherine of Aragon: Parr and I tried to convince her not to do that, but of course, she did it anyway.

Usnavi: Wow...that must've taken a LOT.

Jefferson: Uh-huh...

King George: Well I've been getting PLENTY of beauty sleep during quarantine! Such a shame you queens can't do the same...

The queens: NO ONE CARES!

King George: TREASON!

Anna of Cleves: We're literally rulers of the same country!

Mulligan: Okay, my new pet peeve is King George saying "treason" for absolutely NO reason at all!

Lafayette: Same here! He needs to get an ego check!

Me: Um...Okay, so this winning request is from Boatsnhoes123456789.

Hamilton: Ha! Lin being drunk! I want to see THIS!

Me: Okay, so yeah, I found a Drunk History video of Lin explaining the affair that Hamilton had with Maria Reynolds.

Hamilton: NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

Jefferson: YES! YES! NOTHING BUT THAT!

Burr: Whooo!

Angelica: Alex, you done effed up. BIG time.

Lafayette: Yep.

Mulligan: Didn't you, like, cheat on Adrienne? Twice?

Lafayette: Yeah, and I DO regret it. A lot. But at least I didn't tell the whole [bleep!]ing world about it!

Sonny: I wonder how Lin's like when he's drunk?

J.D.: THIS should be fun!

Me: Well, we'll find out!

[When the video starts]

Boleyn: (Singing the beginning of "We Know") Da-na-na-na-na! Mr. Vice President. Da-na-na-na-na! Mr. Madison. Da-na-na-na-na! Senator Burr! What is--

The other queens: Shhhhh!

Nina: Ha! For a drunk, Lin's pretty articulate!

J.D.: Yeah! I can actually understand what a drunk person's saying for once!

Veronica: Jason, um...your experiences regarding drunk people and stuff weren't ideal, was it?

J.D.: Nope.

Me: Yep, Jefferson, Madison, and Burr were NOT the three guys who confronted him about the affair in real life, like the musical depicted.

Hamilton: (When Lin talks about the three men accusing him) Yep, that's pretty much how it went.

Laurens: Oooooof! Okay, that's just very uncool!

Heather C.: How very....UNCOOL!

Laurens: Hey! You just said what I said!

Burr: Hamilton's that kind of guy who'd be like "No, I didn't rob the bank...because I was murdering somebody during that time!"

Heather M.: Yep.

Madison: Oh, you're right!

Jefferson: PreCISEly!

Angelica: (Glares at the SMFDR, who then immediately shut up.)

Vanessa: Okay, Alex, did it ever occur to you that you gave out TOO much information?

Daniela: Yep. Um, I DO like my fair share of chisme, but THIS....this is NOT it.

Catherine of Aragon: Again, not even HENRY would do such a thing!

Anna of Cleves: Yeah!

Catherine Parr: Yeah, I agree! He'd do something way worse.

The queens: You're RIGHT!

Benny: Okay, so if James Monroe supposedly didn't write that on the paper? Then who DID?

(When Lin talks about him writing the pamphlet)

Eliza: Again! Not the best decision to write the pamphlet!

King George: Hmmm...I dunno, I was having a LOT of fun watching the you-know-what hit the fan! I mean, it was like watching a funny movie! Except it was in real life! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Heather D.: (Referring to King George) Okay, THAT's a bit creepy.

Peggy: But still, NOT YOUR FINEST MOMENT, ALEX!

Everyone except Hamilton: YEAH!

Sonny: Is that what the REAL Maria Reynolds looked like?

Peggy: I was expecting her to look a bit like me! Because, y'know, my actress also plays her in the musical.

Angelica: EITHER ONE WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE?! (Rubs her temples) Oi...

Katherine Howard: But I feel so bad for Maria Reynolds because she got abused by her husband and beaten up...

[Onscreen: The Reynolds Pamphlet is like D*ck 101.]

Me: Heh...that's a class Remus would teach.

Remus: You called?

Everyone: GO AWAY!

Remus: You know, I DO know a thing about d-

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Me: You know what? I regret even mentioning you. Sink down!

Remus: But...

Me: Siiink down...good!

Peggy: Yeah, I don't think publishing the pamphlet was a good idea...

Catherine Parr: Why didn't you listen to your friends, Alex?

Hamilton: Because I had to protect my legacy! Gosh!

Philip: Yeah, but that didn't work out in the end, did it.

[Onscreen: Maybe the marital infidelity trumps that?]

Me and the ITH characters: (Gasp)

Usnavi: We don't like using the T-word in this house!

Benny: So, yeah, I guess this is more or less how it went down.

[After the video]

Me: Okay, so how did you like Drunk History?

Jefferson: I LOVED EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT! WHOOO HOOO!

King George: ME TOO!

Anna of Cleves: Not gonna lie, it was amusing seeing Lin drunk.

Anne Boleyn: Same!

Catherine Parr: I mean, he's not that much different, except he cusses a bit more.

Peggy: Yeah. Anyway, it was very funny!

Veronica: I think I'll watch more of the videos!

J.D.: Yeah, same here.

Me: Okay! I'm glad you guys liked it! That's all the time we have for today's episode! Feel free to vote, comment, and request! See you guys next time!

Everyone: Bye!