Les Misérables (Part 2)


Me: Hey, everyone! Hope you guys had a great week!

Veronica: Yeah! Best wishes from us to you!

Anne Boleyn: The other queens and I hope to get down with y'all soon!

Hamilton: Meanwhile, PLEASE follow social distancing guidelines, even though places are going to start re-opening soon.

Usnavi: Okay, so we have found out that the In The Heights movie is now scheduled to come out on June 18, 2021.

Everyone: [Exclamations of "Oh no!" and "Whyyyyy?!"]

J.D.: We have to wait another f***in' year?!

Sonny: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Nina: Yes, we, too, are sad that we have to wait another year, but like Abuela Claudia said "paciencia y fe"! We feel that the movie did NOT sit in development Hell for 10 years just to get rushed out as soon as quarantine is over and then seen in a half-empty movie theater, considering what's going on right now.

Carla: Yeah, I don't think people will be comfortable in movie theaters for quite some time even when quarantine is lifted, which, hopefully, will be soon.

Benny: So sit tight for another year, and then IT'LL BE THE BIGGEST PARTY OF SUMMER 2021!

The ITH characters: WHOOOO!

Daniela: I can assure you, the wait will be worth it. GET YOUR FLAGS READY THEN!

King George: Hopefully things will get better soon.

Me: Yeah.

Catherine Parr: Yeah, we have missed meeting with the Queendom, but it's for the best.

Angelica: Yep. Peggy, the Hamiltons, and I have been doing Zoom calls.

Philip: At least we get to say "hi" online!

Me: Okay, so we are going to pick up where we left off in Les Mis! Let's dive right into act two!

Everyone: Yay!

[During Building The Barricade/Upon These Stones]

Lafayette: Okay, looks like the Revolution's going on full force.

J.D.: Yep.

Heather D.: Whaaaat? Éponine's dressed as a boy?

Veronica.: And Marius STILL doesn't notice that she loves him!

Hamilton: A letter to Cosette from Marius?

[During On My Own]

Me: Ah yes! This is a pretty famous musical theater solo.

Heather M.: I heard Lea Salonga auditioned for "Miss Saigon" with this and that's how she landed the lead role as Kim!

Veronica: That's very cool!

Me: Yep!

Katherine Howard: The melody sounds like the one Fantine sang when she was dying.

Peggy: Okay, but I feel SO bad for Éponine! Why can't Marius just notice her?

[During At The Barricade]

Burr: Ooh! So the barricade's now complete!

Madison: And it looks like the students are being rallied for battle.

[During Little People]

J.D.: Ooh! Looks like Javert's cover's blown!

[During A Little Fall of Rain]

Jane Seymour: (Gasps when Éponine is shot) Oh no!

Philip: No! She's dead! (He's tearing up)

Eliza: (Also tearing up) That brings back some of our own memories...

[During Night of Anguish]

Anne Boleyn: Whyyyyyy! Why did she have to die!

Peggy: I KNOW, RIGHT?! THIS IS SO ANGSTY! ÉPONINE DESERVED BETTER!

Anne Boleyn: Wait, turn that into a hashtag and trend it on Twitter!

Peggy: On it! (Gets her phone out and starts tweeting)

[During The First Attack]

Anna of Cleves: BE LIKE VALJEAN, EVERYBODY!

Me: It's big of him to free his captor...

[During Drink With Me]

Anna of Cleves: Ooh! A drinking song!

Hamilton: Still doesn't beat "The Story of Tonight"!

Laurens: (Singing) I may not live to see our glory!

The Hamilsquad and Philip: I may not live to see our glory...

J.D.: Okay, can we move on, already?!

Veronica: Yeah!

[During Dawn of Anguish]

Lafayette: No! The masses are not joining them!

Heather C.: And without that, they're SURE to fail!

Catherine of Aragon: I feel so bad for them!

[During The Second Attack/Death of Gavroche]

Katherine Howard: Oh no! First that and now Gavroche dies?

King George: Why are so many people dying?!

Peggy: I KNOW, right?!

[During The Final Battle]

The Hamilsquad: WHOOOOOO!!! REVOLUTION!

Hamilton: THIS IS LIKE THE WAR ALL OVER AGAIN!

Angelica: Oy...

Catherine of Aragon: You said it.

Jane Seymour: Oof, so many people are dropping like flies!

Veronica: It's pretty sad.

[During Dog Eats Dog/The Sewers]

Veronica: Ugh! That Thénardier guy again!

Benny: I despise him more and more!

[During Javert's Suicide]

Nina: What's going on? Why is he committing suicide?

Me: He finds that Valjean's merciful acts toward him not reconcilable with his own perception of Valjean, which is "irredeemable criminal".

[During Turning]

Eliza: As the wife of a soldier, I understand the feeling these women feel, and I'm so sorry for all their losses...

Lafayette: Wow...a lot of casualties...

[During Empty Chairs at Empty Tables]

Anne Boleyn: Oh! A Marius solo!

Madison: But it's a sad one...

Burr: Yeah...looks like he has a bit of survivor's guilt.

[During Every Day]

Sonny: Well, I wanted him so bad to end up with Éponine...but she's dead...(tears up)

[During Valjean's Confession]

Jefferson: So Marius is asking Valjean to live with him and Cosette?

Me: Yeah, because of his thanks for, quote, "giving him Cosette".

Peggy: Ooh! But Valjean declines!

[During Wedding Chorale]

King George: Ooh! A wedding!

Me: Yep, between Marius and Cosette. Though I AM on team Éponine.

[During Beggars at the Feast]

Everyone: Ugh! The Thénardiers!

Me: The nerve of them to crash the wedding!

Mulligan: So they're saying that it's through their treacherous ways they come out on top?!

Jefferson: THAT'S SICK!

J.D.: Those b****rds!

Veronica: That reminds me of someone! (Coughs) Heather C. (Coughs)

[During Valjean's Death/Finale]

Anne Boleyn: And I oop...

Katherine Howard: Another death! Nooo! And it's Valjean this time!

Catherine of Aragon: well, that's a bittersweet ending!

[After the song ends]

Me: So, what did everyone think of Les Mis?

Catherine of Aragon: Well, it was a rollercoaster, that's for sure.

Anna of Cleves: You got that right.

Sonny: I liked the music!

J.D.: I think I'll watch the movie sometime soon...as if I have anything better to do.

Angelica: Yeah! I think I'll watch it live on West End once the quarantine is over.

Peggy: Count me in!

Me: I'm glad you guys all enjoyed it! Okay, that's all the time we have for today!

Mulligan: Feel free to comment, request, and vote!

Me: Until next time!

Everyone: Bye!











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