Me: Hello, hello, hello! We're here toda---

Mulligan: (Running around, throwing confetti and stuff) IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Madison:...Ow! My ears!

Me: Yeah, we're here because it's Herc's birthday! 

Usnavi: He's been talking about it ALL DAY!

Benny: Well, you can't blame him, that's what I'd do.

Anne Boleyn: Yeah, me, too! I'd totally yell "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! WHEEEE!!!"

Veronica: Ha!

Me: Okay, everyone! Let's get to the party!

Lafayette: (To Mulligan) Happy birthday, mon ami! (Gives him a present)

Mulligan: (Unwraps present) Whoo! That's my favorite thing of booze! Thanks, Laf!

Hamilton: (Under his breath) Lucky...

Lafayette: Anytime!

Veronica: Okay, Herc, since you seem to like this so much... (Pulls out a copy of the cast recording of "Be More Chill")

Mulligan: WHOOOOOO!! The Be More Chill cast album? Thanks! I can listen to the toilet kid song on repeat all day, now!

Angelica: Oh, no...

Peggy: PLEASE don't let it get too far.

Veronica: Herc, Do NOT make me regret getting that for you.

Heather C.: Yeah, or it'll get ugly!

J.D.: I wanna see how long he's gonna play it.

Me: That should be fun.

Usnavi: Well, we all pitched in and got something! (Hands Hercules a present)

Mulligan: Oh, a coffee maker! That should be useful since I love my coffee every morning!

Me: Okay! That's all the time we have for today since we have to party! Bye, everyone!

Vanessa: Bye!

["Michael In The Bathroom" starts playing]

Everyone: OH, NO!!! (Mix of complaints and groans)

Me: Bye, guys! See you Saturday, when we will be in LONDON!!