GuNs! AnD ShIpS!
Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of Ask Musical Characters!
Veronica: Hi, guys!
Usnavi: Hi!
Laurens: Hello!
Philip: I'm glad to say I'm back and up and running!
Catherine Parr: Good for you! We're so glad you could join us again!
Me: Okay, so we'll get right to it! Today's request is from AlodieKay.
King George:...What's "Rubber Duckie"?
Me: Okay, so Daveed Diggs, who plays Lafayette and Jefferson in "Hamilton" was on Sesame Street, a children's show, and he sang the "Rubber Duckie" song and an animatic of Jefferson singing it was made.
Veronica: WAIT, WHAT?!!
J.D.: (Spits out Slurpee, laughs)
Hamilton: (Laughing hysterically) OH MY GOSH!!!!!
Jefferson: SHUT UP!!!!
Vanessa: NO ME DIGA! PLEASE tell me this is true!
Daniela: HEY! MY LINE!
Burr and Madison: You have got to be kidding me.
Me: I am not. Here is the video, it's a little less than a minute.
https://youtu.be/_llgnK6bYC4
Hamilton: (Laughing from the start already) Oh my gosh! "Rubber Duckie with T. Jeff!". Oh, this will make GREAT blackmail material!
Jefferson: (Growls)
Peggy: Oh my gosh this is actually pretty cute!
King George: It actually is! I never expected this to be funny!
Angelica: Ha! I love Alex's reaction! "He's singing that d--- duck song again, isn't he?"
Benny: Yep... he is!
Alex: Wait, this is implying we're all roommates? I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE IN THAT SITUATION WITH JEFFERSON!
Sonny: He must like that rubber duckie very much...
Anne Boleyn and Catherine of Aragon: Quite!
Jefferson: WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE SHUT UP?!
Anna of Cleves: HA! THEY'RE RECORDING HIM!!!
Daniela: COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER?!!
Philip: (Jokingly) Hey, Madison, what did that duck ever do to you?
Madison: Whatever!
Heather M.: Wait, it's over?
Heather C.: No, it's not! Don't be so stupid, Heather!
Burr: Wait, who's that supposed to be?
Me: I think it's either you or Washington.
Madison: "God help us all" is right!
Lafayette: I completely agree. Good thing this didn't happen in real life.
(The video ends)
Jane Seymour: Oh, that was so funny!
Eliza: "I will burn that duck"! Why do I relate so much to that?
Philip: Ummm.... have you SEEN what Pops wrote? (Holds up a copy of The Reynolds Pamphlet)
Benny: (Mock gasps) HAVE YOU READ THIS?!
Jefferson: ALEXANDER HAMILTON HA--
Me: (Cutting him off) Okay... the next video we'll react to is a joke animatic of "Guns And Ships". This one is the bomb, let me tell you.
https://youtu.be/EWrM5VGOto8
Catherine Parr: Ahhh! Why is it so loud!
J.D.: Oh my gosh, Burr is so funny!
Mulligan: I know, right?!
Burr: -_-
Laurens: YAASSSS! WAVE THAT FLAG, ANIMATED ME!
Peggy: WHOOP!
Mulligan: Oof...poor animated me.
Philip: I had to deal with food poisoning, so a little cough seems like nothing.
Madison: I have to deal with coughs every day, so....
Jefferson: (To Mulligan) Yeah, you don't get to talk.
(When the rap part is about to begin)
Me: Everyone ready?!
Video: LaFaYettE!
Everyone: I'MTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS!
Video: LaFaYettE!
Everyone: ANDI'MNEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKEEMDROPANDBURNEMUPANDSCATTERTHEIRREMAINSI'M
Video: LaRgE BagUeTtE!
Everyone: WATCH ME ENGAGIN' EM, ESCAPING EM, ENRAGING EM, OW!
Video: LaFaYettE!
Everyone: I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS! I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS! AND SHIPS! AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS!
Lafayette: Oof.. poor Washington!
Veronica: He sounds like he's constipated.
Sonny: Ha! "Butt"!
Usnavi: (Sarcastically) Yeah... real mature!
Jefferson: Ha! Hamil-ham!
Hamilton: Don't call me that!
Jefferson: Watch me, Hamil-ham!
Carla:...and Washington's STILL constipated.
(When Washington's solo starts)
Daniela: Oh, boy...
Vanessa: You said it, girl.
Heather M.: I genuinely feel sorry for him.
Benny: HA! Look at Alex and Eliza's faces!
Nina: Honestly, same, Alex and Eliza, same.
Eliza: Yeah, I would make that face...
Everyone: (Braces themselves during "the world will never be the same", and then breathes a HUGE sigh of relief when Laurens sings "Alexanderrrrr...!")
Vanessa: Honestly, I was breathing a HUGE sigh of relief when Laurens sang.
Peggy: Same.
Me: Okay, so what did you guys think?
King George: Well, that was a pleasant surprise... I guess. I like the Rubber Duckie one better, though.
Catherine of Aragon: It was really funny! I liked it.
Katherine Howard: Me, too! I NAILED that rap! And on the first try!
Burr: (Jokingly) Ooh, "Hamilton" fans everywhere are quaking!
Benny: Well, she's not the only one to nail the rap.
Lafayette: It was pretty funny!
Nina: I think I like the rubber ducky one better, though.
Hamilton: SAME! I get to poke fun at Jefferson with that!
Jefferson: Don't. You. Dare!
Me: Well, I'm glad you guys liked it! That's all for today, guys! Feel free to request stuff in the comments section! Bye, guys!
Everyone: Bye!
[A/N: I have a new musical headcanon book out! Please check it out and vote and comment! It would mean a lot! Thank you guys!]
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