GuNs! AnD ShIpS!


Me: Hey, guys! Welcome to another episode of Ask Musical Characters! 

Veronica: Hi, guys!

Usnavi: Hi!

Laurens: Hello!

Philip: I'm glad to say I'm back and up and running!

Catherine Parr: Good for you! We're so glad you could join us again!

Me: Okay, so we'll get right to it! Today's request is from AlodieKay.

King George:...What's "Rubber Duckie"? 

Me: Okay, so Daveed Diggs, who plays Lafayette and Jefferson in "Hamilton" was on Sesame Street, a children's show, and he sang the "Rubber Duckie" song and an animatic of Jefferson singing it was made.

Veronica: WAIT, WHAT?!!

J.D.: (Spits out Slurpee, laughs)

Hamilton: (Laughing hysterically) OH MY GOSH!!!!!

Jefferson: SHUT UP!!!!

Vanessa: NO ME DIGA! PLEASE tell me this is true!

Daniela: HEY! MY LINE!

Burr and Madison: You have got to be kidding me. 

Me: I am not. Here is the video, it's a little less than a minute.

https://youtu.be/_llgnK6bYC4

 Hamilton: (Laughing from the start already) Oh my gosh! "Rubber Duckie with T. Jeff!". Oh, this will make GREAT blackmail material!

Jefferson: (Growls)

Peggy: Oh my gosh this is actually pretty cute!

King George: It actually is! I never expected this to be funny!

Angelica: Ha! I love Alex's reaction! "He's singing that d--- duck song again, isn't he?"

Benny: Yep... he is!

Alex: Wait, this is implying we're all roommates? I WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE IN THAT SITUATION WITH JEFFERSON!

Sonny: He must like that rubber duckie very much...

Anne Boleyn and Catherine of Aragon: Quite!

Jefferson: WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE SHUT UP?!

Anna of Cleves: HA! THEY'RE RECORDING HIM!!! 

Daniela: COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER?!!

Philip: (Jokingly) Hey, Madison, what did that duck ever do to you?

Madison: Whatever!

Heather M.: Wait, it's over?

Heather C.: No, it's not! Don't be so stupid, Heather!

Burr: Wait, who's that supposed to be?

Me: I think it's either you or Washington.

Madison: "God help us all" is right!

Lafayette: I completely agree. Good thing this didn't happen in real life.

(The video ends)

Jane Seymour: Oh, that was so funny!

Eliza: "I will burn that duck"! Why do I relate so much to that?

Philip: Ummm.... have you SEEN what Pops wrote? (Holds up a copy of The Reynolds Pamphlet)

Benny: (Mock gasps) HAVE YOU READ THIS?!

Jefferson: ALEXANDER HAMILTON HA--

Me: (Cutting him off) Okay... the next video we'll react to is a joke animatic of "Guns And Ships". This one is the bomb, let me tell you.

https://youtu.be/EWrM5VGOto8

Catherine Parr: Ahhh! Why is it so loud!

J.D.: Oh my gosh, Burr is so funny!

Mulligan: I know, right?!

Burr: -_-

Laurens: YAASSSS! WAVE THAT FLAG, ANIMATED ME!

Peggy: WHOOP!

Mulligan: Oof...poor animated me.

Philip: I had to deal with food poisoning, so a little cough seems like nothing.

Madison: I have to deal with coughs every day, so....

Jefferson: (To Mulligan) Yeah, you don't get to talk.

(When the rap part is about to begin)

Me: Everyone ready?!

 Video: LaFaYettE!

Everyone: I'MTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS!

 Video: LaFaYettE!

Everyone: ANDI'MNEVERGONNASTOPUNTILIMAKEEMDROPANDBURNEMUPANDSCATTERTHEIRREMAINSI'M

 Video: LaRgE BagUeTtE!

Everyone: WATCH ME ENGAGIN' EM, ESCAPING EM, ENRAGING EM, OW!

 Video: LaFaYettE!

Everyone: I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS! I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS! AND SHIPS! AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS!

Lafayette: Oof.. poor Washington!

Veronica: He sounds like he's constipated.

Sonny: Ha! "Butt"!

Usnavi: (Sarcastically) Yeah... real mature!

Jefferson: Ha! Hamil-ham!

Hamilton: Don't call me that!

Jefferson: Watch me, Hamil-ham!

Carla:...and Washington's STILL constipated.

(When Washington's solo starts)

Daniela: Oh, boy...

Vanessa: You said it, girl.

Heather M.: I genuinely feel sorry for him.

Benny: HA! Look at Alex and Eliza's faces!

Nina: Honestly, same, Alex and Eliza, same.

Eliza: Yeah, I would make that face...

Everyone: (Braces themselves during "the world will never be the same", and then breathes a HUGE sigh of relief when Laurens sings "Alexanderrrrr...!")

Vanessa: Honestly, I was breathing a HUGE sigh of relief when Laurens sang.

Peggy: Same.

Me: Okay, so what did you guys think?

King George: Well, that was a pleasant surprise... I guess. I like the Rubber Duckie one better, though.

Catherine of Aragon: It was really funny! I liked it.

Katherine Howard: Me, too! I NAILED that rap! And on the first try!

Burr: (Jokingly) Ooh, "Hamilton" fans everywhere are quaking!

Benny: Well, she's not the only one to nail the rap. 

Lafayette: It was pretty funny!

Nina: I think I like the rubber ducky one better, though.

Hamilton: SAME! I get to poke fun at Jefferson with that!

Jefferson: Don't. You. Dare!

Me: Well, I'm glad you guys liked it! That's all for today, guys! Feel free to request stuff in the comments section! Bye, guys!

Everyone: Bye!

[A/N: I have a new musical headcanon book out! Please check it out and vote and comment! It would mean a lot! Thank you guys!]

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